Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Oh come on, does he really expect anyone to believe this?‽
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False, Shane. You knew your friend, her father, for several YEARS before you claimed to meet her at a con. How do you know someone without meeting their kids in the process?

Jinx' point stands, in that Nick met his wife while she was an adult. You married your wife while she was still in her teens, Shane... but that's not when you two met, you sperg.
 
False, Shane. You knew your friend, her father, for several YEARS before you claimed to meet her at a con. How do you know someone without meeting their kids in the process?
The idea you can be close friends (as Shane has described it) to someone who has kids and never hear about the kids, seen pictures of the kids, or met the kids is such a bold faced lie.
Never been to his house?? Come on Shane
 
Oh come on, does he really expect anyone to believe this?‽
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Still trying to shit on TUG while neglecting to mention the age gap between him and his own wife.
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I dunno if I should be happy for all the kualitee kahntent Shame provides us, or be horrified that if it wasn't for Weeb Wars, we would never have encountered this urchin.
 
Like who? Have you talked to "millions of POC?" Do you even know any black people, Shane? I'm betting that number is much closer to zero than say, one.

To be fair, he does know one. A hilarious but massive human being that could squash Shane like a bug should he be so inclined. Never heard him say anything like he was so inclined but there's always a chance.

Amazing how Shane's thread is longer than Andy's or Tonka's, and it was only created almost 2 months ago from now. Good job Shane.

@Shane_Yes_That_One has always been thirsty for relevance whether that was injecting himself and screwing up investigations or "holding court" with a bunch of naive weebs hanging on his every drunken word.

I'm sure he's giddy at his fam...infamy.
 
False, Shane. You knew your friend, her father, for several YEARS before you claimed to meet her at a con. How do you know someone without meeting their kids in the process?
Any Normal person wouldn't be friends with Shane, and if they were just coworkers would make damn sure Shane didn't know about any kids. The fact that both of those are false, and that Shane married said kid is one of the most disturbing things to come out of this whole Weeb Wars. I don't know if you could make the Grooming anymore obvious.

I would rank Shane right up there with Sarah Wide&Hefty's brother being a convicted pedo. More than likely when his "friends" at kickvic try anything to save themselves from this shitstorm he is going to be the first they Martyr up.
 
Oh fuck Shame better watch his ass. Becky now has danger hair. I think the blue makes her yellow teeth look whiter though, so that's something. Shame she uses the same shitty tatt artist her father husband does. yuck!
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The idea you can be close friends (as Shane has described it) to someone who has kids and never hear about the kids, seen pictures of the kids, or met the kids is such a bold faced lie.
Never been to his house?? Come on Shane

ACKSUALLY... it’s not that far fetched, but only if the friend is really putting in an effort to prevent it: Only invite Shane over when the daughter is out, sort through what pics you show him, hire babysitters for when you go to his house.

Hmmm... If Shane really didn’t ever see her before she turned adult, what does that say about him? Why would a father go through all that trouble, just to keep his teenage daughter out of Shane’s sight?


Yeah, been thinking about it, but I got nothing. Anyone?
 
Oh fuck Shame better watch his ass. Becky now has danger hair. I think the blue makes her yellow teeth look whiter though, so that's something. Shame she uses the same shitty tatt artist her father husband does. yuck!
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There is oh so much crazy in that one picture... y’know that crazy they always tell you to never stick your dick in? That’s it right there summed up in one pic. That’s nature’s way of telling you “do not touch”.
 
Oh fuck Shame better watch his ass. Becky now has danger hair. I think the blue makes her yellow teeth look whiter though, so that's something. Shame she uses the same shitty tatt artist her father husband does. yuck!
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She looks.... Young, doesn’t she? Like really young.

Young like those chicks in German incest porn flicks where you could swear they’re not a day above 16, but you think “Meh, it’s prob the braces and the hair. Surely she’s 20 something irl, because there’s no way they’d get away with filming a 16 year old banging that old dude, and then selling it at a gas station, right next to the granny porn, like it ain’t no thing!”
 
Oh fuck Shame better watch his ass. Becky now has danger hair. I think the blue makes her yellow teeth look whiter though, so that's something. Shame she uses the same shitty tatt artist her father husband does. yuck!
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@Shane_Yes_That_One isn't fretting. Yes, he pulled an Akiva and turned his wife into a lesbo, but he's been grooming another member of the family. She's older than he prefers (barely outta high school), but balding groomers cannot be picky. @Shane_Yes_That_One, how is your back up plan working with the sister Sarah Apple?
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In other news, Shane endorses the GFM to own the vicstans:

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@Shane_Yes_That_One isn't fretting. Yes, he pulled an Akiva and turned his wife into a lesbo, but he's been grooming another member of the family. She's older than he prefers (barely outta high school), but balding groomers cannot be picky. @Shane_Yes_That_One, how is your back up plan working with the sister Sarah Apple?
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If you had to wake up next to @Shane_Yes_That_One every morning, wouldn't you at least re-consider your life if not your sexual orientation? As for the the last part, he should just get old alone with his soy, but even that would cheat on him.
 
Honestly I've given up on shane he used to be funny and then after a few months he turned into a hardcore sjw.he isn't entertaining he's just a boring and lifeless soul that doesnt bring anything important to the table.
 
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