Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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He'll be back eventually, he has next to nothing else anyways.

Also this
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Best part? Shane got baited by a parody Nick account.
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Kiomei said:
He'll be back eventually, he has next to nothing else anyways.

Also this
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:story: So, Shane basically confirmed that Sara Bachmeyer is the Miss Purple woman in Vic's depo.

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Best part? Shane got baited by a parody Nick account.
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Shane... He literally identified her in the beginning of the deposition. The only thing he said was "I don't know anything about her being a witness consultant." Fucking brainlet.
 
Apterigo said:
So with this revelation about the "apology" being drafted by Chuck Huber and having no input or involvement from Vic, which do you guys think is the case?

A. Shane lied to everyone (because he's stupid)
B. Monica and/or Ron lied to Shane, who then told that lie to everyone without knowing it was a lie (because he's stupid)

I honestly find both of these options pretty viable.
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I believe Monica passed it on to Shane because she knew he'd lie to everyone, and to her Shane is just a (marginally) useful idiot.
 
Okay, at some point recently I asserted that shane was so dumb and attention starved that he'd like things without checking IFF.

I...I think I'm going to have to retract the part about attention starved (implies: he might be ignoring his better judgment consciously for attention). After this I think he is actually just so dumb he literally cannot tell when someone is fucking with him.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
Okay, at some point recently I asserted that shane was so dumb and attention starved that he'd like things without checking IFF.

I...I think I'm going to have to retract the part about attention starved (implies: he might be ignoring his better judgment consciously for attention). After this I think he is actually just so dumb he literally cannot tell when someone is fucking with him.
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It takes a special kind of stupid to make yourself look like a jackass in front of thousand of peolple on Twatter, and without any doubt Shane reached the Master level in that.
Over 9000 so to say.
 
repentance said:
Pretty sure that the reason we're not talking about Monica's depo is because we haven't seen it yet, Shane. Even before it took place we were saying we expected that she would do better than Ron, and from what we've heard so far that is the case.
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On the deposition days Nick stated the reactions to them as Vic: Great (and Ty giddy), Ron: Bad and Monica: OK/fine. Then we got to the videos and I saw just how BAD Ron came off and how AMAZING Vic has been so far. I might need to rethink where OK/fine fits on this new scale.
 
Jub-Jub said:
On the deposition days Nick stated the reactions to them as Vic: Great (and Ty giddy), Ron: Bad and Monica: OK/fine. Then we got to the videos and I saw just how BAD Ron came off and how AMAZING Vic has been so far. I might need to rethink where OK/fine fits on this new scale.
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To be fair, I don't think Monica's tweet history qualifies as a tome, so there's far less to pick apart from. Unless they are also looking at likes and retweets.
 
Jub-Jub said:
On the deposition days Nick stated the reactions to them as Vic: Great (and Ty giddy), Ron: Bad and Monica: OK/fine. Then we got to the videos and I saw just how BAD Ron came off and how AMAZING Vic has been so far. I might need to rethink where OK/fine fits on this new scale.
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It's likely she didn't try to pull the "I don't remember" shit with any of her tweets. If I recall, Ty and Casey were before the judge prior to the deposition which is where he authenticated all of Ron's tweets. So if they were trying to do something stupid before, Casey probably told Monica not to bother with it. I'll also assume that she didn't come across looking like a lizard in a skinsuit or perjure herself like Ron did.

I think the most interesting part of watching it will be her demeanor. She probably has more composure just being a voice actress and doing con panels and the like, but after a long deposition it will start to grind even the most collected person down and any facade will start to drop.
 
Far Queue said:
It's likely she didn't try to pull the "I don't remember" shit with any of her tweets. If I recall, Ty and Casey were before the judge prior to the deposition which is where he authenticated all of Ron's tweets. So if they were trying to do something stupid before, Casey probably told Monica not to bother with it. I'll also assume that she didn't come across looking like a lizard in a skinsuit or perjure herself like Ron did.

I think the most interesting part of watching it will be her demeanor. She probably has more composure just being a voice actress and doing con panels and the like, but after a long deposition it will start to grind even the most collected person down and any facade will start to drop.
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I hope Ty had a black assistant with a big dick and tight pants standing next to him the whole time to keep Monica thirsty and flustered.

That would be a riot.
 
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