I have a hard time telling if someone like Shane genuinely thinks kissing a non-relative on the cheek or forehead in public on request for a photo op is eeeebil, or he's just trying to help whip his fellow tards into a frenzy. I buy that manjaw the asexual is a truen believer in this idiocy, but I can't tell if Shane is that dumb or just that desperate for attention.
Do they understand how completely unhinged they look to normal people who understand this isn't remotely wrong or a big deal? They obviously have never been involved in raising girls above 8, if they did, they'd probably realize "no, a grown man who my daughter idolizes kissing her on the cheek at her request for a picture public which is going to make her absolutely ecstatic does not make him a pedophile. The most annoying part is how long I'm going to hear about this from her."
They understand most people in the US, boy and girl, grew up with sitting on a strange old man's lap in a red suit telling him what they wanted for Christmas as the norm?