Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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FluffyTet said:
The only reasoning I can see that they're doing this is that they really think the conspiracy of nick somehow profiting from this, or the conspiracy of vic sharing under the table info to nick......

They're huffing their own farts at this point.
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They're only doing it because they are butthurt that he's bitch slapped them for months. Useful info or not, exposing his info and endangering his family seemed to be the big strategy there.
 
Kiomei said:
They're only doing it because they are butthurt that he's bitch slapped them for months. Useful info or not, exposing his info and endangering his family seemed to be the big strategy there.
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And they screwed that up, and prompted a shillstream which pushed it over 200k.

So you could say KV caused the gfm to be funded.
 
A Weddell Seal said:
You could say that 2 + 2 = 0 and still be smarter than him.
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2 particles + 2 antiparticles = 0 particles. Checkmate, sea mammal.

KingofNothing said:
I do not understand how they see trying to drag Nick into the lawsuit as a win. Congrats, not only do you have to pay to even attempt to get him involved, but you're not even going to get any decent info out of the deal to use on Vic. Like what the hell are they even expecting to see in those communications?

Dear Nick,
I totally grabbed all them bitches by the pussy.
Love, Vic

Because that ain't happening. They're going to get a big helping of "I didn't do these things" and that's about it
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Not just that. In the year 2020 and $75k of attorney's fees later, we know Nick is going to interject with "Ron is a cuck," or "Monica is a garbage human being" for their troubles.
 
A Weddell Seal said:
Will my learning of Shanese using that method accelerate if I marry someone half my age? Should I also wear-out a chair or two?
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That requires some vicious method acting, of which the likes of Johnny Depp and Val Kilmer could only aspire to. Sadly, it will result in becoming Shane, a fate far worse than the one that Heath Ledger met.
 
ManateeHunter said:
When you outparody the parody account, you should an hero yourself.

"100 year old man dies after attempted rape of 10-year old, more at 11"
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"Listen little girl, you know who Bulma is, doncha? Well I've got the lady who plays Bulma! Follow me, she's right here in the back of my van..." <hard cut to a windowless Ford van with "Voice Actors" scrawled on the side>
 
AnOminous said:
Literally nobody thinks that, though. Everyone knows he is a worthless, shoe eating cretin.

Even the people who use him as a human disinformation toilet know he's utterly worthless.
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I never said he was successful at it, merely that it's what he's trying to do. If he were successful, he wouldn't be Shane. He'd be Greg.

Monkey Prick said:
Put a shoe up to your ear to hear the sounds of soy sniffles and the worst hot takes around, just repeat the phrases and you too can speak Shanese.

"hurr why's he asking for more money at this phase instead of the phase where he finds out whether or not they've won the suit?" @Shane_Yes_That_One yet again proving why he's the dumbest, mouthiest insect in the whole twitter circus. If I was as dumb as Shane I'd have killed myself years ago.
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I'm puzzled why you think you'd be successful in your attempts, were you as dumb as Shane.

Boss Bass said:
What’s the least horrific “he’s twice her age” scenario? Maybe like 28-56?
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That depends on if you consider seniors horrifying. You could have 75-37, and the maturity gap would likely be nonexistent. 50-25 is also not uncommon if the 50 year old is in decent shape and has money.
 
Drip Feed said:
Why do all his tattoos end up half done, unfinished or "getting removed", i mean this anime face has the fucking stencil lines you put in when you're learning to draw faces, and its a scratcher job, im having a hard time looking at it
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Come-on man, those man titties are absolute beauts! Nick is just jealous of this Shane's epic rack and epic anime girl tattoos.
 
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Drip Feed said:
Why do all his tattoos end up half done, unfinished or "getting removed", i mean this anime face has the fucking stencil lines you put in when you're learning to draw faces, and its a scratcher job, im having a hard time looking at it
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He half-asses his tattoos like he half-asses life itself.
 
Good afternoon everyone. More Shane news.

Now enter Shame Homelessperg, butthurt soyboy over Nick kicking his ass daily.
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Shane showing his contempt for Nick by saying, let's post his kids photos everywhere, over a tattoo.
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Shane with his Twitter Law degree.
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:story: Shane means grifting here, also he thinks he's a better father than Nick.
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