Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Fuck yeah 300 pages, congrats Shane!

Anyways out and about today but here's some news.

Shane is fellating his own micro-peen to compensate the GFM kicking the shit out of KickVic this morning.
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Are we certain that Shane isn't actually a Medium using his powers to fuck with everything? I mean, clearly he's next to Nostradamus, right?

 

[TheClappening]

Are we certain that Shane isn't actually a Medium

He's most like an extra large.

 

[Monkey Prick]

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Shane, the GFM was only started four months ago. Saying that ISWV was asking for an extra hundred months is both factually incorrect and impossible.

Translator's note: when translated to English from Shanese the above tweet simply means "man I am seething that my masters are getting the shit kicked out of them and everything we try goes up in flames. Maybe I should seethe harder".

 

[eldri]

Shane is in fact, the humanoid form of late stage Game of Thrones writing. He wants attention and views, and he wants people to think and talk about him like he's someone important, and so in the moment he always does whatever he thinks is going to stick in people's minds and make them pay attention to him or think he's cooler than he is.

This is because @Shane_Yes_That_One wants to be Nick but for the kickvic side; however, Nick is actually productive with this shitshow: he can understand legal documents (because he is a lawyer) and is able to monetize it while Shane just manically shills on Twitter everyday instead of taking up a hobby or focusing on family.

If I found out my dad was bitching on twitter all day and everyday and was apart of a discord server and other group chats to scheme against someone about something that is inconsequential to the family and also not making any money for the family to give himself, his wife, and his children a better life, I would hate him and deem him a loser in life.

 

[AnOminous]

Shane is in fact, the humanoid form of late stage Game of Thrones writing. He wants attention and views, and he wants people to think and talk about him like he's someone important, and so in the moment he always does whatever he thinks is going to stick in people's minds and make them pay attention to him or think he's cooler than he is.

Literally nobody thinks that, though. Everyone knows he is a worthless, shoe eating cretin.

Even the people who use him as a human disinformation toilet know he's utterly worthless.

 

[Stoneheart]

When Triple H was using iron crosses it was a nazi reference. Triple H is short for Hitler Hitler Hitler

Yes, we all know that...

@Shane_Yes_That_One so you have an Iron Cross, do you also have your blood typ on your left arm?

 

[Expendable Zaku]

All of the Solemaster's vitriol is directed at Nick, and partly by extension, to Ty. Why? Because he's assmad that he looked like an idiot in Nick's stream and has never lived that down (spoiler alert: that was your own fault, Shane). No matter what he does, Nick apes his bit, mocks him, and makes money off of it. All while Shane can't even receive the tiniest of head pats from his beloved anime VA waifu on Twitter. Stay mad, Shane. You're a giant . Honk honk, MoFo!

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Where can I take classes for Shanese? Maybe he really is smarter than all of us and we just cannot understand him!

The Rosetta Shoe was sadly devoured by Shane the Weak in 2019.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

shane: avatar for the conflation of attention and profit

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Ah man, I guess we can never learn the mysteries of Shanese then.

Dont give up hope! There are still the Dead Chair Scrolls!

 

[ManateeHunter]

Dont give up hope! There are still the Dead Chair Scrolls!

So we're going to get more long-forgotten texts like the Gospel of Shane?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Where can I take classes for Shanese? Maybe he really is smarter than all of us and we just cannot understand him!

You can book your Shanese classes here for free.

 

[UA 674]

Retarded ahead.

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“@B_Rabbit843 That's because 85% of the time blackface is "speculating". 85% of the time I don't need to.”

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Shane, yet again, missing the entire point of the GFM, throwing out soy backhands to trip over later.

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“Lol asking for 300k when you haven't even gotten to summary judgement yet.”

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[feral cat #6385]

exceptional ahead.
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“@B_Rabbit843 That's because 85% of the time blackface is "speculating". 85% of the time I don't need to.”

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "That's because 85% of the time blackface …

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Shane, yet again, missing the entire point of the GFM, throwing out soy backhands to trip over later.
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“Lol asking for 300k when you haven't even gotten to summary judgement yet.”

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Is he merely pretending to be retarded? I find it hard to believe someone can be this retarded.

 

[UA 674]

Is he merely pretending to be exceptional? I find it hard to believe someone can be this exceptional.

Shane knows how to break expectations, he really gets more moronic by the day.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Shane's stupid is a literal universe growing into a multiverse. There's no limit to how dumb he is.

 

[NotaLolyer]

Shane, yet again, missing the entire point of the GFM, throwing out soy backhands to trip over later.
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“Lol asking for 300k when you haven't even gotten to summary judgement yet.”

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Lol hiring 3 lawfirms when your case is so open and shut.

Lol first amendment twitter Lolyers saying Nick has no first amendment rights but defaming MoRons do.

 

[KingofNothing]

Fuck yeah 300 pages, congrats Shane!

Anyways out and about today but here's some news.

Shane is fellating his own micro-peen to compensate the GFM kicking the shit out of KickVic this morning.
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I do not understand how they see trying to drag Nick into the lawsuit as a win. Congrats, not only do you have to pay to even attempt to get him involved, but you're not even going to get any decent info out of the deal to use on Vic. Like what the hell are they even expecting to see in those communications?

Dear Nick,
I totally grabbed all them bitches by the pussy.
Love, Vic

Because that ain't happening. They're going to get a big helping of "I didn't do these things" and that's about it

 

[Monkey Prick]

Where can I take classes for Shanese? Maybe he really is smarter than all of us and we just cannot understand him!

Put a shoe up to your ear to hear the sounds of soy sniffles and the worst hot takes around, just repeat the phrases and you too can speak Shanese.

Shane, yet again, missing the entire point of the GFM, throwing out soy backhands to trip over later.
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“Lol asking for 300k when you haven't even gotten to summary judgement yet.”

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"hurr why's he asking for more money at this phase instead of the phase where he finds out whether or not they've won the suit?" @Shane_Yes_That_One yet again proving why he's the dumbest, mouthiest insect in the whole twitter circus. If I was as dumb as Shane I'd have killed myself years ago.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

I do not understand how they see trying to drag Nick into the lawsuit as a win. Congrats, not only do you have to pay to even attempt to get him involved, but you're not even going to get any decent info out of the deal to use on Vic. Like what the hell are they even expecting to see in those communications?

Dear Nick,
I totally grabbed all them bitches by the pussy.
Love, Vic

Because that ain't happening. They're going to get a big helping of "I didn't do these things" and that's about it

The only reasoning I can see that they're doing this is that they really think the conspiracy of nick somehow profiting from this, or the conspiracy of vic sharing under the table info to nick......

They're huffing their own farts at this point.