Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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A2P said:
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Vicstan - Someone who would stalk you, br…

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Woah there @Shane_Yes_That_One! You need to settle down.
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This is EXACTLY what i meant. He's literally projecting things that kickvic do right the fuck now and insulting people that have nothing to do with the situation with it.

@Shane_Yes_That_One

You are a disgusting waste of space. Fuck you.
 
Harvey Danger said:
I had actually searched YouTube for "kittens and vodka" when I saw that. For some reason, it pulled up a bunch of videos with kittens drinking water from cups and sinks.

Plus this video of two kittens swatting an empty vodka bottle around a dirty, Shane-level-trashy apartment.

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Rambo and coco playing with a vodka bottle

Kittens
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You are a monster! You managed to find the only depressing kitten and vodka vid in the world.
 
MCG_Raven said:
This is EXACTLY what i meant. He's literally projecting things that kickvic do right the fuck now and insulting people that have nothing to do with the situation with it.

@Shane_Yes_That_One

You are a disgusting waste of space. Fuck you.
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Ok I forgot one credibility seeking persona.

5) Shane the Adult Baby: Believe victims, right? So change tack and cry about how everyone is a big meanie to him.
 
Five Percent said:
Today on "things that didn't age well"


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TFW your buddy does so bad at his deposition that the Moririghty to your Shoelock Holmes(berg) decides that it's only worth about ten minutes of his time to laugh at with his buddies, and gives the most serious burns to the evil- but not actually a predator, just a man that should have apologized and let his accusers walk all over him- Vic Montana's super gay pants, so you can't even get a proper boner at being humiliated in front of thousands of viewers. *sigh*

ColtWalker1847 said:
Ok I forgot one credibility seeking persona.

5) Shane the Adult Baby: Believe victims, right? So change tack and cry about how everyone is a big meanie to him.
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That only works when you're a woman and you don't look like the most horrific, sloppy lovechild imaginable between the Simpson's Comic Book Guy and the BTK Killer.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
I don't actually care if people don't agree with me. That has never been a thing. I don't even like my own sides at points. Today I dropped out of two KV discords due to some of the members being, well, difficult.

I am happy knowing you are all mostly wrong, Nick misled you, and you will find out eventually. Much like the hearing on the 31st where you all called my a liar while licking Tazzs balls, only to now have the transcripts show I was more accurate than he was.
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@Shane_Yes_That_One please stop lying you piece of shit shane ever since you appeared you haven't said anything credible that supports your side.shane you
got kicked out of the kv discord because you're such a fucking idiot please fade into irrelevancy you sex pest you will do vic and the whole world a favour.and shane
you bubbling idiot remember that nick has always been right and you've always been wrong about everything.
 
ColtWalker1847 said:
So Shane's recent sperging got me to thinking and I came to some conclusions. The big one being that Shane doesn't know what "truth" "proof" or "evidence" is. He doesn't understand how that works. Like, facts in science aren't established by years of study and testing and peer review then publication and consensus and all that. It's just a guy in a labcoat with a scientist nametag that one day goes "Eureka!" and that is how scientific facts are created. One guy who looks the part pontificating and people taking him at his word.

I think this does a lot to explain Shane's Shane-ness. He desperately wants his "Eureka!" to be believed and instead of coming through with actual evidence and arguments he is just changing people-suits to try to appeal to his audience the right way. This has led him to create multiple people-suit personas in an attempt to fake credibility. I have identified 4 of them.

1) Chad Chaddington: He created this one because some blue-haired bitch on twitter told him we were a bunch of MRA incel misogynists and he thought coming in here and talking trash about his much younger wife would somehow ingratiate him with us. Instead it horrified us, so back to the drawing board.

2) Shoeraldo Rivera: He saw how much we respected Nick for reporting on the case and having documents and things. The wheels came off when we were unimpressed with his trilby with a press tag in the band and demanded he open Vic Capone's vault.

3) Deep Throat: This one came about when Ty leaked to Nick the KC DMs. Shane then deep throated Ron for his very own copy and released them all smugly like he thinks a super-secret insider-info person would. Turns out it was the same stuff but he forgot to redact the KC guy's name. Oops!

4) Nostrodumbass: This is the newest one and easily the most baffling. Nick's been pretty spot-on in predicting where things are going often weeks and even months ahead of everyone else. Shane, not to be outdone, has taken to digging through his old tweets to try to find something that he was correct on. He has yet to find anything but that doesn't stop him from saying he did and was "right all along".
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Might I suggest "derp Throat"?
 
has anyone figured out how he makes money? i presume his visa marriage child-bride is only sticking around because he can scrounge up more than the occasional shoe to eat, but his twitter addiction seems to preclude most normal work. i'm pretty sure he's been out of the con scene for a while.
 
Does anybody know if Shane wears a denture? Weird question I know, but watching his poleaxing on Racket's show it looked like he was having trouble keeping them in. Then looking closely at the pic he has of himself on Twitter, it kinda looks like false teeth.
 
TJBirish said:
Does anybody know if Shane wears a denture? Weird question I know, but watching his poleaxing on Racket's show it looked like he was having trouble keeping them in. Then looking closely at the pic he has of himself on Twitter, it kinda looks like false teeth.
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please no the thought of shane wearing dentures is horrifying.
 
AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
has anyone figured out how he makes money? i presume his visa marriage child-bride is only sticking around because he can scrounge up more than the occasional shoe to eat, but his twitter addiction seems to preclude most normal work. i'm pretty sure he's been out of the con scene for a while.
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Father in Law is definitely paying so his daughter and grandchildren don't starve and it's that's the case, his childbride should just go back to her real daddy and not the oversized greaseball that wants to be called "daddy".
 
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please no the thought of shane wearing dentures is horrifying.
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imagine shane's teeth chewing on a shoe without the rest of him, or merging with his latest victim for revenge

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