Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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AnOminous said:
All you can really say about Shane's informational value is that the more posts he's making desperately trying to distract from something, the more needs to be distracted from.

Things did not go well today for the Soye Boye. We now know that just from Shane and his Baghdad Bob routine.
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The thing I can’t comprehend is how Shane thinks him chimping out here and on Twitter has any real effect for the court proceedings. Trying to obfuscate facts to random people online does not affect anyone actually involved. It’s almost pathetic thinking that Shane believes coming here will in some way help Monica.
 
Far Queue said:
How many women would really sleep with Shane? He probably hooked up once with a drunk skank and then brags about it like he was slaying pussy every weekend.

The idiot lies about or embellishes everything else, so why believe anything that he says?
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I prefer to take @Not A Bug at his word instead and recall that Shane dated voice actress Kristen McGuire. Didn't end well.
 
So Shane's recent sperging got me to thinking and I came to some conclusions. The big one being that Shane doesn't know what "truth" "proof" or "evidence" is. He doesn't understand how that works. Like, facts in science aren't established by years of study and testing and peer review then publication and consensus and all that. It's just a guy in a labcoat with a scientist nametag that one day goes "Eureka!" and that is how scientific facts are created. One guy who looks the part pontificating and people taking him at his word.

I think this does a lot to explain Shane's Shane-ness. He desperately wants his "Eureka!" to be believed and instead of coming through with actual evidence and arguments he is just changing people-suits to try to appeal to his audience the right way. This has led him to create multiple people-suit personas in an attempt to fake credibility. I have identified 4 of them.

1) Chad Chaddington: He created this one because some blue-haired bitch on twitter told him we were a bunch of MRA incel misogynists and he thought coming in here and talking trash about his much younger wife would somehow ingratiate him with us. Instead it horrified us, so back to the drawing board.

2) Shoeraldo Rivera: He saw how much we respected Nick for reporting on the case and having documents and things. The wheels came off when we were unimpressed with his trilby with a press tag in the band and demanded he open Vic Capone's vault.

3) Deep Throat: This one came about when Ty leaked to Nick the KC DMs. Shane then deep throated Ron for his very own copy and released them all smugly like he thinks a super-secret insider-info person would. Turns out it was the same stuff but he forgot to redact the KC guy's name. Oops!

4) Nostrodumbass: This is the newest one and easily the most baffling. Nick's been pretty spot-on in predicting where things are going often weeks and even months ahead of everyone else. Shane, not to be outdone, has taken to digging through his old tweets to try to find something that he was correct on. He has yet to find anything but that doesn't stop him from saying he did and was "right all along".
 
ColtWalker1847 said:
So Shane's recent sperging got me to thinking and I came to some conclusions. The big one being that Shane doesn't know what "truth" "proof" or "evidence" is. He doesn't understand how that works. Like, facts in science aren't established by years of study and testing and peer review then publication and consensus and all that. It's just a guy in a labcoat with a scientist nametag that one day goes "Eureka!" and that is how scientific facts are created. One guy who looks the part pontificating and people taking him at his word.

I think this does a lot to explain Shane's Shane-ness. He desperately wants his "Eureka!" to be believed and instead of coming through with actual evidence and arguments he is just changing people-suits to try to appeal to his audience the right way. This has led him to create multiple people-suit personas in an attempt to fake credibility. I have identified 4 of them.

1) Chad Chaddington: He created this one because some blue-haired bitch on twitter told him we were a bunch of MRA incel misogynists and he thought coming in here and talking trash about his much younger wife would somehow ingratiate him with us. Instead it horrified us, so back to the drawing board.

2) Shoeraldo Rivera: He saw how much we respected Nick for reporting on the case and having documents and things. The wheels came off when we were unimpressed with his trilby with a press tag in the band and demanded he open Vic Capone's vault.

3) Deep Throat: This one came about when Ty leaked to Nick the KC DMs. Shane then deep throated Ron for his very own copy and released them all smugly like he thinks a super-secret insider-info person would. Turns out it was the same stuff but he forgot to redact the KC guy's name. Oops!

4) Nostrodumbass: This is the newest one and easily the most baffling. Nick's been pretty spot-on in predicting where things are going often weeks and even months ahead of everyone else. Shane, not to be outdone, has taken to digging through his old tweets to try to find something that he was correct on. He has yet to find anything but that doesn't stop him from saying he did and was "right all along".
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Those really stupidly creative/creatively stupid names deserve a like all on their own.
 
Shane: Nick only did YouTube because his law firm doesn't make money

T Greg Doucette, Shane's boy toy and super lawyer esq: I can't afford a cpap machine
 
Sooooo Shane, Ron can't seem to recall the 400+ tweets he made about Vic. Care to, uh, explain that? Shane, are you there? Shane? Shane, please respond! Shane?! Shannnnneeeeee!
 
Expendable Zaku said:
Sooooo Shane, Ron can't seem to recall the 400+ tweets he made about Vic. Care to, uh, explain that? Shane, are you there? Shane? Shane, please respond! Shane?! Shannnnneeeeee!
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Fission Mailed.

(although in reality, I kind of expect him to get all flustered and try to plaster gotchas all over the board come tomorrow or the next day, just to try to cover for how badly Ron and potentially now Monica's depos went, since the official transcript won't be out for a while yet.)
 
ErbBetaPatch said:
Does Shane also care to comment on Casey getting btfo in front of Chupp?
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He'll be back the next moment he thinks he has something to lord all over us. So i sincerely doubt he'll be back after Monica's deposition (unless he stops coward lurking and replies to this or a similar message). What upcoming events do we have? Marchi and Funimation are still a little while off... I'm guessing around the time of the motion to compel hearing (if it's early July).

Until then we'll all just continue to call him a child grooming, chair abusing, shoe eater and expose his lies.
 
Jub-Jub said:
He'll be back the next moment he thinks he has something to lord all over us. So i sincerely doubt he'll be back after Monica's deposition (unless he stops coward lurking and replies to this or a similar message). What upcoming events do we have? Marchi and Funimation are still a little while off... I'm guessing around the time of the motion to compel hearing (if it's early July).

Until then we'll all just continue to call him a child grooming, chair abusing, shoe eater and expose his lies.
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tbf we reached the point where we don't even need to expose his lies anymore. He now screenshots us telling him the truth and claiming the opposite to be happening literally exposing his own lies
 
MCG_Raven said:
tbf we reached the point where we don't even need to expose his lies anymore. He now screenshots us telling him the truth and claiming the opposite to be happening literally exposing his own lies
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True, but it's also very fun just to dunk on the idiot. Seriously, how mad has he gotten because a bunch of autists are simply watching, archiving and discussing developments/strategies/etc like rational people on a web forum that he and allies can't control?

I eagerly await his next sperg spree, because it'll mean something went horribly wrong and some big chuckles are coming our way.
 
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Woah there @Shane_Yes_That_One! You need to settle down.
 
Eyeshield said:
In this nigh-uninterrupted chain of dunking on Shane, I'm just laughing at the implications of Livestreaming Vodka.
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I had actually searched YouTube for "kittens and vodka" when I saw that. For some reason, it pulled up a bunch of videos with kittens drinking water from cups and sinks.

Plus this video of two kittens swatting an empty vodka bottle around a dirty, Shane-level-trashy apartment.

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Rambo and coco playing with a vodka bottle

Kittens
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Woah there @Shane_Yes_That_One! You need to settle down.
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This is one of the many, many reasons no one takes you seriously @Shane_Yes_That_One. You can pretend all you want to be reasonable, but no one buys it, especially when you turn around and post something this insane and idiotic.
 
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