Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "It is not illegal to be mean to people on…

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "https://t.co/P8PHB54pvV"

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "How do you know that wont be enough? How …

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MUH 100 WAHMEN
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Urgh this is social justice logic 101, "feels over reals"

This is what he thinks

Judge: "Would the defence like to bring their first witness?"

Defence: "No your honor, we would like to bring 100 witnesses!!!!"

100 multicolored, multi gendered whales with anime shirts & thick rim glasses storm the stage

The Judge holds back tears at the shear stunning bravery on stage, he then slams down his gavel, stands up and shouts

"Not only do I find the defence NOT GUILTY, but I will also demand that the plaintiff pay 1 mil to Funimation, 1 mil to Ty and 2 mil to Monica (because she's a stunning and brave waman) and Vic will be jailed for 25 years per victim"

Then the judge makes Shane an official anime lawyer and Shane gets to buy a new chair, the end.
 
Btw, when Shane posted that missive about "ackshually I already doxed myself, with my full address, " I searched for it on twitter and couldn't find anything. I'm not sure why Shane would lie about something so stupid, but that seems to be all he does. :lol:
 
emspex said:
Btw, when Shane posted that missive about "ackshually I already doxed myself, with my full address, " I searched for it on twitter and couldn't find anything. I'm not sure why Shane would lie about something so stupid, but that seems to be all he does. :lol:
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Now that soye and Monica have finally taken advice and shut the fuck up all we get is Shane’s insane ramblings until the response and discovery. Shane also has an unfortunate hairline.
 
Beavis said:
Now that soye and Monica have finally taken advice and shut the fuck up all we get is Shane’s insane ramblings until the response and discovery. Shane also has an unfortunate hairline.
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unironically looks like those comical "cuts" that rappers get as pranks sometimes, where their hairline is 5 miles past the crown of their skull except shane's is somehow natural.
 
Negromancer said:
unironically looks like those comical "cuts" that rappers get as pranks sometimes, where their hairline is 5 miles past the crown of their skull except shane's is somehow natural.
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If his chair looks like that, I can only imagine what he dresses like on a regular basis.
 
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i'm convinced he has some form of debilitating mental illness at this rate. his stupidity is an intellectual paradox to try to understand.
also, i'm about to start begging people to censor his pfp in screenshots. seeing his fat face is enough to lose one's lunch, but that face next to an infant? with what we know about him? it's unsettling. that tub of lard should not be around kids.
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My money's on a brain tumor.
 
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That gives him an out. He can just be dumb.
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I suspect there's some underlying personality disorder combined with his natural stupidity. Phrases like "I didn't know that", "I was wrong", and "I misunderstood" seem to be foreign phrases to him. There's the Dunning-Krueger Effect, there's being stupid, and then there's whatever the hell Shane has.

When you get right down to it, it's pretty likely that the dude is compensating for a major inferiority complex. No rational person would go through the ringer as many times as Shane has over something that doesn't even directly concern him. The man is grappling with some major insecurities about his lot in life. He has a desperate need for validation and attention, which can be shown in a number of his behaviors:

  1. His bragging about his wife's blowjobs (and trying to brag to Kiwis in general)
  2. The fact that he married a woman twenty years his junior
  3. His commentary about his physique and his subsequent sensitivity to being called fat
  4. His desperation to find questionable or inapplicable sources of information that "proves" he's right (e.g. citing things happening in Britian)
  5. His complete inability to internalize any information that contradicts what he thinks.
He's likely the sort of person that's never actually won an argument in his entire life, and has only succeeded through implementing the strategy of wearing a person down into submission. In this regard, Shane is truly exceptional, and I suspect that he may still be tweeting about how he was right all along because Sri Lankan Admiralty Law says so, long after everyone else, including Vic, Monica, Jamie, and co., have buried it.

Get help, Shane. You're putting your mid-life crisis on full display in front of everyone, and it's deeply, deeply embarrassing.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
But there are the threads right there including the floor plans. Haha Funny. And of course the vic supporters who say they were physically stalking my wife were just joking after called out.
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I'm curious: What do you gain by this constant contrarianism and cheerleading?

It's not doing your associates any favors, and general consensus is that your skirmishing with Nickyboy is one of the most fucking uproarious things ever to emerge from his channel, such was your shocking ineptitude. People compared it to when Jace Connors masterfully dismantled Reuben G. Baron on-stream, and that's a fitting comparison.

I bring this up because no one outside your very, very small bubble is buying your narrative, something openly apparent from how bad you're getting ratio'd. A big part of this is that you not only clearly have an axe to grind, but you have yet to be able to prove any of your claims (and as you've provided no evidence whatsoever and have lambasted anyone critical of you, it's now logically sound to assume you do not actually have any).

You're not winning any PR battles here and you are only making your own side look significantly worse - so why are you doing it?
 
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