🐮 Lolcow SephirothSlave and BonitaPrime

[Pine Tar]

You might be interested to know that Sephirothslave considered herself quite the little weapons collector for a while. She was threatening the good people of 789 with her vast hoard of intimation final fantasy swords, many of which were plastic. I wish I still saved those threads...I took screen caps but sadly they were on my old computer. They were magical.

So, she threatened a bunch of closet neckbeards with fake penis replacements?

Spoiler

And this is why Kefka is the best Final Fantasy villain.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I remember these two (well reading about them). Sephiroth for her variety of career choices (shitty model, shitty martial artist, just shittiness in general) and Bonita for being cray in general. So what exactly are they up to nowadays?

Bonita still posts up bad artwork of her Mary-sue OC and Optimus Prime, and is still very much "married" to the Autobot leader. As for Sephirothslave, I have no idea what she's up to nowadays.

 

[HerebeDragons]

I...just...the fuck? Really? Fucking really? Guys, I think I'm done. Two batshit insane chicks fighting over a cartoon robot husbando might just be my breaking point.


Bonita didn't actually steal the lugnut -- ever try to remove a lugnut and have no one notice? -- I'll give her that. One of the crew drivers gave her an extra or something, she treats it like it's the fucking Ark of the Covenant. They do not shut up about this shit.

That's just it, though; people checked with the crew on set that day, and they say no souvenirs were given out to any fans. And the lugnut mysteriously disappeared from her videos when people started questioning her story. Either she found a completely unrelated lugnut and claimed it was off Optimus, or she stole it.

 

[Hakurei]

The robot crazed.
She disturbs me ever so.
Wish she had a life.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

A loooooooong time ago somebody on Twitter said the inside of Bonita Prime's vagina sounds like this.

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Bonita's house is stuffed with Transformers/Optimus stuff. It's almost a hoard. I don't know how she affords it and that's why I suspect she steals shit whenever she can.

Sephirothslave used to look halfway pretty. What the fuck happened to her? She looks like a crackwhore.

 

[The Dude]

Sephirothslave used to look halfway pretty. What the fuck happened to her? She looks like a crackwhore.

Crack.

 

[Hakurei]

Sephirothslave used to look halfway pretty. What the fuck happened to her? She looks like a crackwhore.

Crack.

SEXEH ANGLES

 

[Picklechu]

I know Sephirothslave used to claim that she would visit the different levels of the astral plane in her dreams to spend time with Sephiroth (also claiming that her psychiatrist told her that this was true), as well as the fact that she would threaten the internet with her cheaply-made replica weapons, but didn't she occasionally threaten to astral project into peoples' dreams and go Freddy Krueger on them? For some reason I recall that, but I can't seem to find evidence of it.

(If anyone wants to observe some more hilarious Sephiroth fangirls, I recommend SummonerYuna- who was already mentioned in this thread, and eventually moved on to obsessing over the Cloverfield monster- and Sephy's Mom, a hambeast who legitimately named her child Sephiroth.)

On the topic of Bonita Prime, I cringe whenever I look at her, not only because of all of the weird shit she does, but because she clearly spends whatever money she has on Transformers shit instead of doing something about her fucked up teeth.

 

[Seahorses]

I always wonder how people get to this level of obsession.

Bonita Prime was married at one point right? To a real person? Did she decide she liked Optimus more than her ex-husband that she moved on? I just don't understand.

 

[MysticMisty]

I always wonder how people get to this level of obsession.

I don't see how it can be anything other than untreated and undiagnosed mental illness. Or maybe more than one. At any rate something is seriously wrong.

 

[Pine Tar]

I always wonder how people get to this level of obsession.

Bonita Prime was married at one point right? To a real person? Did she decide she liked Optimus more than her ex-husband that she moved on? I just don't understand.

Isn't it obvious? Optimus clearly has "The Touch".