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HerebeDragons said:
And let's not forget her Photoshop attempts.
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And let's not forget her Photoshop attempts.
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Substrain-Seven said:
Oh, God yes. Her Photoshops. These are my favourites:
Her with Sephiroth and their rapebaby (seriously), Orion (seriously).
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HerebeDragons said:
If that shit doesn't qualify someone as a lol-cow, I don't know what does.
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NIA-DOA 2.0 said:
Not to mention if you criticize her at all regarding it, she throws up a massive wall of text that basically states that she doesn't care what you think. Even people who are obviously trolling her still receive a massive, custom-written rant about how little she cares.
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I remember SephirothSlave from the 789 days. She occasionally would come to /cow/ and scold us for various things. No one could wall of text quite like Sephy. No one.
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There might have been one about BonitaPrime. If not her, than the other "Optimus Prime is my husbando!" lolcow, for disturbingly there are at least two. And they're basically at war with each other.Saney said:
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Saney said:
Well, we did have a comparison thread between SephirothSlave and Chris, that or it was SephirothPrincess. I tend to mix the two up.
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Now I know where I've heard that name before. Bonitaprime (and various variations thereof) was my very first lolcow I discovered in the internet, since I just happened to stumble over some of her art thefts. It didn't take long to find a link toward her ED page, and therefore I spent an evening marveling (and bewildered) at her antics. Apparently she once stole a lugnut cover out of Optimus while visiting the set.
Glad that she (and SephirothSlave) finally had her/their own page here.
Glad that she (and SephirothSlave) finally had her/their own page here.
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The Dude said:
Oh, there are far more than two -- I have no affiliation with the Transformers fandom, other than I don't understand how you can want to fuck a car, but somehow I keep running into these people. Sometimes, IRL. They are 'more than meets the eye' batshit insane. NEVER tell them you even REMOTELY know someone who worked on these films, or the animated series, or that you have worked for Hasbro, they will stalk you mercilessly; one once followed me to a local restaurant.
Bonita didn't actually steal the lugnut -- ever try to remove a lugnut and have no one notice? -- I'll give her that. One of the crew drivers gave her an extra or something, she treats it like it's the fucking Ark of the Covenant. They do not shut up about this shit.
The Transformers whores are completely weird to me, they are like furries only their hard-on is for Optimus Prime and they are vicious to each other, every single one I have ever met is autistic and has severe social interaction disorders. Hasbro needs to stop making toys and movies RIGHT NOW, with MLP and Transformers they have done enough, thank you. Watching the Transformer waifus is a lot like watching Chris, it's like a horrifyingly compelling nature documentary about some urbanized Cargo Cult.
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Yes really. Unfortunately.The Dude said:
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What, that truckfucker's still at it? And I thought Sephirothslave had quit years ago.
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Realmrsoptimusprime
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Sephirothslave
here are their ED articles, since I saw nobody linked to them yet. There's a fair bit of reading to do on both, so be forewarned.
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Realmrsoptimusprime
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Sephirothslave
here are their ED articles, since I saw nobody linked to them yet. There's a fair bit of reading to do on both, so be forewarned.
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You might be interested to know that Sephirothslave considered herself quite the little weapons collector for a while. She was threatening the good people of 789 with her vast hoard of intimation final fantasy swords, many of which were plastic. I wish I still saved those threads...I took screen caps but sadly they were on my old computer. They were magical.
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I think Sephirothslave escaped the lolcow radar; she hasn't been on her DeviantART in 54 weeks. Dunno if she's been active on other things or not.
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wheat pasta said:
Oh Bonita is alive and well and still at it, I assure you.
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I remember these two (well reading about them). Sephiroth for her variety of career choices (shitty model, shitty martial artist, just shittiness in general) and Bonita for being cray in general. So what exactly are they up to nowadays?