Sektur deletion countdown

[FiveStarAce]

I mean, is anybody even really giving a shit anymore, or is it just a habit at this point?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

10

 

[popnloch ness monster]

who?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

yeah wouldn't be shocked if most of the sektur ends up merged into grift wars ralph is dead, af is dead, all the sektur shows are fizzled out or they are covering other people like what kino casino is doing

 

[TV's Adam West]

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
THE ANIME AVATAR SAID IT'S OVER

 

[Elmo]

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

I loved the sektur while it lasted

 

[Pigtoad]

The cosmic balance of the sektor rests on one man and one man alone. His name is Teddy Feaser.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The cosmic balance of the sektor rests on one man and one man alone. His name is Teddy Feaser.

I have absolute faith in him

 

[Angry Shoes]

9

 

[Braphamut]

Piss in a Modelo can for old time sakes, won't you?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

The Sektur has been dead since the Portugal beatdown.

 

[Fslur]

The Sektur will die just like IBS did. It’s a state of mind not really a thing. Something else will rise in its ashes. Something no doubt even more retarded the original. Picture related

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We'll see. There's still some signs of life in the old fat pig farm. Don't count da KANG out.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Here we go again.

The Circle of Ralph (and it gunts us alllllllllllllll)
1)Ralph does absolutely nothing
2)Sektur gets boring
3)People complain that it's over
4)Say to shutdown the board
5)Ralph does something extreme that lands him on the front page
6)We all laugh.
7)Ralph continues to escalate the lolpig antics
8 )We all laugh again.
9)Return to step 1.

This is said every couple of months.

 

[Pigtoad]

Here we go again.

The Circle of Ralph (and it gunts us alllllllllllllll)
1)Ralph does absolutely nothing
2)Sektur gets boring
3)People complain that it's over
4)Say to shutdown the board
5)Ralph does something extreme that lands him on the front page
6)We all laugh.
7)Ralph continues to escalate the lolpig antics
8 )We all laugh again.
9)Return to step 1.

This is said every couple of months.

the lack of content really gets to people lol. its like the sektor is a giant multiple colonial eldritch abomination made up of mentally ill chatters and this creature requires human suffering for sustenance. Its moods are volatile.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

the lack of content really gets to people lol. its like the sektor is a giant multiple colonial eldritch abomination made up of mentally ill chatters and this creature requires human suffering for sustenance. Its moods are volatile.

That's why I've started double dipping with DSP.

 

[Nate Higgers]

That's why I've started double dipping with DSP.

For me, it’s Steel Toe/Aaron Imholte. I was observing his downward spiral for the last several weeks even before the thread in PG got made. His ballad just “hits different” compared to Rekieta, because he isn’t drunk all the time so his delusions and his lies to himself/his audience are just that much more threadbare and transparent.

It helps that Aaron had his (soon to be second ex) wife in front of the camera as opposed to Rekieta who kept her doped up on Xanax and stashed in the bedroom with a constant drip feed of Star Trek + muffins

 

[Fannyscum]

The last two years Ralph started the year off as a shoe-in for lolcow of the year - think Elvis weddings, Portugal beatings, gunt-hunting in Vegas, O'Day Simpson, etc. So far this year he's been too boring to even bother clipping. I haven't completely given up but the sektur's not looking good.

 

[Sam Losco]

2 years ago, this board was virtually the only part of the forum I visited. Now I only visit when I'm caught up on everything else.