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Fannyscum said:
The last two years Ralph started the year off as a shoe-in for lolcow of the year - think Elvis weddings, Portugal beatings, gunt-hunting in Vegas, O'Day Simpson, etc. So far this year he's been too boring to even bother clipping. I haven't completely given up but the sektur's not looking good.
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Sometimes I wonder if part of what’s kept Ralph off the booze this whole time was spite towards KiwiFarms and The Tard and the Lard. Somewhere along the line he must have realized that he would continue making an ass of himself if he mixed Xanax and booze, but he couldn’t quit the Xanax without danger of dying from withdrawals so he just cut the booze and went all in on Xanax/benzos. He also starves KC+Cog+Jewsh of content at the same time.

I don’t think Ralph is smart enough for that kind of “master plan” but it’s just a thought I’ve had since he stopped being entertaining.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Sometimes I wonder if part of what’s kept Ralph off the booze this whole time was spite towards KiwiFarms and The Tard and the Lard. Somewhere along the line he must have realized that he would continue making an ass of himself if he mixed Xanax and booze, but he couldn’t quit the Xanax without danger of dying from withdrawals so he just cut the booze and went all in on Xanax/benzos. He also starves KC+Cog+Jewsh of content at the same time.

I don’t think Ralph is smart enough for that kind of “master plan” but it’s just a thought I’ve had since he stopped being entertaining.
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I do believe Ralph sobered up and lost weight to spite The Farms TM rather than becoming healthier or improving his life. Do you really think the swine is happy with his current life? He wastes away in a 3rd world country. No friends. No money. And can't eat nor do drugs to pass the time. Ralph's living in a hell of his own creation.

Like I've said before, the good ending for Ralph is to stop the political shit and go full clown mode. Go do mukbang and slap songs out on his gunty.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Here we go again.

The Circle of Ralph (and it gunts us alllllllllllllll)
1)Ralph does absolutely nothing
2)Sektur gets boring
3)People complain that it's over
4)Say to shutdown the board
5)Ralph does something extreme that lands him on the front page
6)We all laugh.
7)Ralph continues to escalate the lolpig antics
8 )We all laugh again.
9)Return to step 1.

This is said every couple of months.
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Consume Ralph meltdown, get excited for next Ralph meltdown.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Like I've said before, the good ending for Ralph is to stop the political shit and go full clown mode. Go do mukbang and slap songs out on his gunty.
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I think Ralph has the same problem Wings of Redemption had/has which is neither of them can realistically make money off of the internet.

Cosmo Wright could just go be a code monkey once the streaming thing ended.

Ralph is forever going to be stuck in this loop of trying to make money off of the internet until he dies.
 
Napoleon III said:
I think Ralph has the same problem Wings of Redemption had/has which is neither of them can realistically make money off of the internet.

Cosmo Wright could just go be a code monkey once the streaming thing ended.

Ralph is forever going to be stuck in this loop of trying to make money off of the internet until he dies.
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I think Wings could at least be a janitor or do unskilled labor. Ralph, I wouldn't trust him to do anything at an acceptable level. Ralph just needs to go full clown.
 
Napoleon III said:
I think Ralph has the same problem Wings of Redemption had/has which is neither of them can realistically make money off of the internet.

Cosmo Wright could just go be a code monkey once the streaming thing ended.

Ralph is forever going to be stuck in this loop of trying to make money off of the internet until he dies.
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Ralph's only win condition is being able to get up at the crack of 4 in the afternoon and hit the start stream button several hours later once he'd got the DT's under control.
 
The Sektur will be like modern Simpsons, limping along with few people bothering to notice but every now and then you'll see a clip of it or hear something disappointing come out of it. You might even duck in once in a blue moon to see if they've done something good only to leave shortly after with something to complain about to a friend. People will bring up old jokes from it's heyday every now and then, some of which will last forever and have become greater than the sum of their parts. Anyone talented that made it what it was has long since moved on to other projects and the people that remain have lost their spark, their voices becoming unrecognizable in their old age.

Be happy that we'll always have Sneed's Feed and Seed and we'll always have ITS NAWT TRUUU.
 
I think the board needs to become the dumping ground of all the shitty threads on the entire site. Ralph thinks he owns the Sektur but this site appropriating and changing the meaning would get under his skin.
 
Just you wait Kiwi Troons, the greatest dad in the world will drop his latest lawsuit and totally become the greatest ever star of the Sektur.
 
The sektur is dead and it never even came close to rivaling the sheer autism of IBS.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
I do believe Ralph sobered up and lost weight to spite The Farms TM rather than becoming healthier or improving his life. Do you really think the swine is happy with his current life? He wastes away in a 3rd world country. No friends. No money. And can't eat nor do drugs to pass the time. Ralph's living in a hell of his own creation.

Like I've said before, the good ending for Ralph is to stop the political shit and go full clown mode. Go do mukbang and slap songs out on his gunty.
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I'd love to see him in a pig costume eating mukbang while rambling about whatever political bs is rustling his jimmies.
 
Fat Rick said:
The sektur is dead and it never even came close to rivaling the sheer autism of IBS.
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IBS lasted ~6.5 months at full throttle, but the rest of it was a bit of canter for the rest of the year.

Da Sektur, meanwhile is about a few years old now, but with significantly less units of autism per day.

The question is, which of the two released a greater totality of autism?
 
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