Sam Hyde

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I adore Harland's noooticing on Sam's useless early-twenties no talent wigger groupies.
Jet is an incompetent faggot and I hate every podcast that involves Bicflame.
What the fuck are you even talking about kid. All four members of MDE plus Schultz were there, not jet and not bic.

If you’re talking about Daniel, he was there because he does booking shit and management for them since he lives on the west coast. How can you possibly think Harland has this intimate knowledge of who he was lmao. What a bizarre phase this the thread is in where Nick and Charles are now just part of Sam’s entourage and mde is whatever “wigger humor” is supposed to be.
 
Yeah I'd say shit like that too if my stand up sucked as bad as his.
I haven't watched any of his new standup if he's gone back to it at all, but it's a tossup in my experience. It's either the funniest shit ever that my friends and I quote all the time like Gutta Man or the comedian from Boiston who tells real stories about Boiston, or you get good ideas like the Muslim clock that he ruins by going on a diatribe about how "the eyes of history are on us fellow white-folk!" Cringe gayity.

When the side of him that's filled with emasculated cuck rage at race mixing or something comes out he won't be funny for the rest of whatever it is he's doing. The Harland thing is a prime example of that. Any time he speaks seriously about a social issue he starts trying so hard to act like a "maverick BADASS revolutionary leader who GOES WHERE NO ONE ELSE WILL!" It's a wonder he doesn't end those droning shitfest HydeWars eps with "we are legion. Expect us."
 
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Inshallah the only New Englanders lower than your basic bitch Boston Metro Masshole are western Connecticuters, who are literally just aspiring N*w Y*rker C*ty dwellers and will all be purged come the rise of the true Pine Tree Republic. An Appeal to Heaven that all from New Haven south to Staten Island be absorbed into the sea and their filthy tomato infused chowder be consigned to the deepest reaches of both the sea and of history.
Anything west of the q river in ct is an exclave of jew york and Yankee fans who must fucking hang. Death before guido fucks take my coffee milk and gansett
 
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Show me the 23andme, I don't believe it. The way he acts is 100% jewish. Your post also reads as incredibly jewish, which tracks. You're such a sidebrained nigger that you act like nobody can dislike your hasidic hero Harland without being a Hyde superfan or whatever. I've talked shit about Sam at several points in this thread, especially about his TRT abuse which is shameful. You are retarded.
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I enjoy Hyde's work but even I have to admit this was an L. I don't get how people get worked up into thinking that their idols aren't allowed to make mistakes or even have crash outs. It's like with Trump when people blame everyone else but him for the mistakes his administration make/made.
I don't get why people look up to celebrities, and especially comedians, as the moral arbiters of anything. Musicians, actors, comedians, and now the "internet famous"--I just automatically assume they're degenerates until proven otherwise. If anybody genuinely considers Sam Hyde some fountain of wisdom on how to live their lives, they're definitely getting gifted.

The other day I saw an old Fishtank compilation video cross my feed, "15 minutes of Sam Hyde breaking everything." Breaking things is Hyde's brand, he's been doing it even without provocation for years. Idk why people are surprised and clutching their pearls over this.
 
I don't get why people look up to celebrities, and especially comedians, as the moral arbiters of anything. Musicians, actors, comedians, and now the "internet famous"--I just automatically assume they're degenerates until proven otherwise. If anybody genuinely considers Sam Hyde some fountain of wisdom on how to live their lives, they're definitely getting gifted.

The other day I saw an old Fishtank compilation video cross my feed, "15 minutes of Sam Hyde breaking everything." Breaking things is Hyde's brand, he's been doing it even without provocation for years. Idk why people are surprised and clutching their pearls over this.
Breaking things because its funny, vs raging out on i guess steroids is 2 completely different things. But you are right in that damaging the things on the desk isn't what matters and people are being silly about it.
 
The other day I saw an old Fishtank compilation video cross my feed, "15 minutes of Sam Hyde breaking everything." Breaking things is Hyde's brand, he's been doing it even without provocation for years. Idk why people are surprised and clutching their pearls over this.
This was a road back into the comedy world proper. This was a seven figure future for Nick and Charls. Who is going to work with Sam Hyde in the future now? If you're time is money are you going to invite him onto your podcast and risk him being a boring twat with his really unconvincing alpha male bullshit? He's really fucked his friends over, especially as the new World Peace is pretty shit.

He's a lolcow. He's Sargon of Akkad at peak arrogance but just with better production. At least Sargon took the money, settled down with a wife and kids, and is living his best life. I don't ever see him doing that.

All he's got to look forward to now is hoping for an invite on Ari Shaffir's Fish Tank and the occasional shout out from Shane Gilles.

What he did was retarded and not the masterstroke of some sort of postmodern anti-comedy. It was fatherless behaviour from a 40 year old man who claims to be a millionaire. It was sad, insecure, and he's not even worthy of building a nest of stick.
 
Just watched the entire Harland podcast. I think it's clearly obvious that he had Sam on the show just to mock him,
Any actual comedian would be able to cope with that and mock back and have a laugh. A man who spends all day surrounded by paid sycophants and lonely men throwing money at him through superchats breaks a table like a retarded negro child,
 
A man who spends all day surrounded by paid sycophants
What the fuck do you think employees of a company actually do?

lonely men throwing money at him through superchats

From what I can tell the last time Sam did was a stream was Feb 2024. he’a said he doesn’t like streaming and it was an income thing for the show if anything for a couple sessions.

Jesus Christ if you’re going to flat out lie at least make it plausible.
 
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What the fuck do you think employees of a company actually do?



From what I can tell the last time Sam did was a stream was Feb 2024. he’a said he doesn’t like streaming and it was an income thing for the show if anything for a couple sessions.

Jesus Christ if you’re going to flat out lie at least make it plausible.
I can tell my boss he's wrong and disagree with him. That's the difference between an employer and a table smashing fatherless e-daddy.
 
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What the fuck do you think employees of a company actually do?



From what I can tell the last time Sam did was a stream was Feb 2024. he’a said he doesn’t like streaming and it was an income thing for the show if anything for a couple sessions.

Jesus Christ if you’re going to flat out lie at least make it plausible.
You spell like a Sam Hyde fan, you probably smell like one too.
 
This was a road back into the comedy world proper. This was a seven figure future for Nick and Charls. Who is going to work with Sam Hyde in the future now? If you're time is money are you going to invite him onto your podcast and risk him being a boring twat with his really unconvincing alpha male bullshit? He's really fucked his friends over, especially as the new World Peace is pretty shit.

He's a lolcow. He's Sargon of Akkad at peak arrogance but just with better production. At least Sargon took the money, settled down with a wife and kids, and is living his best life. I don't ever see him doing that.

All he's got to look forward to now is hoping for an invite on Ari Shaffir's Fish Tank and the occasional shout out from Shane Gilles.

What he did was retarded and not the masterstroke of some sort of postmodern anti-comedy. It was fatherless behaviour from a 40 year old man who claims to be a millionaire. It was sad, insecure, and he's not even worthy of building a nest of stick.
I don't think getting completely rehabilitated for more professional comedians was really going to happen no matter how this went. His reputation has been kinda fucked for that since Adult Swim.

I imagine this was more about getting into more podcasts and getting attention to World Peace to maybe do more as an independent creator, but now he's shown off how he'll sperg out on people's shows so there's not much reason to invite him on (since who wants to deal with the cost of possible damages or having him just randomly shouting Heil Hitler?).

Still a self-own, but the stakes weren't exactly that high. The reputation hit from this mostly makes fans of Sam look kinda silly for treating him as this incredible stoic force or like he's comedy gold.
 
I don't think getting completely rehabilitated for more professional comedians was really going to happen no matter how this went. His reputation has been kinda fucked for that since Adult Swim.

No, Shane Gillis opened that door for a while now. Shane just was committed to being funny and wasn't going out of his way to sabotage himself. Sam actually became quite good for a while at avoiding digging a hole for himself when he was testing waters trying to get back to YT.

The reputation hit from this mostly makes fans of Sam look kinda silly for treating him as this incredible stoic force or like he's comedy gold.

What's hard for Sam Hyde's fans to understand is that Sam is just one of the self-sabotaging guys with father issues. It's hard for them to understand because they have them too, that's why they're his fans. Shane doesn't have father issues, his buddy Nick doesn't either, and Nick is the one that brough the Adult Swim deal to Sam. Sam has said that Patrice O'Neal is his favorite comedian, and he had similar self-sabotaging antics.

It's not like Sam's act is clean. He's trying to be a Malcolm X kind of figure for dissatisfied young Americans in one breath but then he's a comedian borating civilians or making garbage like Fishtank in another. So it comes off as hypocritical when he's trying to hold a professional clown like Harland to answer for the rot.
 
What I don’t understand is that Nick is the funny one. He’s got comedy connections (he had Tim Dillon on his stream for example.) He’s got a business brain. Why has he still got his wagon hitched to a toxic cow like Sam?

Surely he’d be better off trying to strike it out on his own and build up his own brand away from someone whose sperging will just isolate him from all the “Brazilians“ in the business?
 
From what little I've heard of Sam's newer stand up (not that I haven't tried my ass off looking for it, they really don't want people outside of their circle watching their live show in full, wonder why) I hear a lot of clapping and cheering instead of laughing. Sam's stand up sucks but not because he isn't funny, it's just not his game and the audience that played a HUGE part in making his old stand up somewhat funny isn't there anymore.
I've seen a couple of Sam's other recent podcast interviews and he's stated outright that he doesn't particularly enjoy standup, doesn't see it as high art (I would agree with this, comedians who treat standup like it's super-serious business are faggots) and that he's mostly doing the stand-up tour as a cash grab post-WP2 and to have fun meeting fans instead of streaming.

Part of the problem with his old standup is that after attaining a certain level of notoriety you really can't keep doing it. There's only so many hole-in-the-wall clubs where no one will know who you are or what to expect (Nathan Fielder had this same problem after he got recognizable from Nathan For You). It worked really well in 2013 because no one knew who the fuck he was and they just saw a 6'4" neckbeard on stage monologuing a giant schizopost and getting yelled at by tumblr hipsters.
Sidenote: Alex Stein is probably the worst stand up comedian I have ever witnessed
His wigger bit was hilarious imo. Apparently he's doing a robot bit now where he's a comedy-bot that makes fun of Indians nonstop.
 
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