💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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A video from Roy on how to become an investor:


Lowlights:
  • He continues to babble nonsense about right-brain and left-brain activity. The evidence is strongly against such a divide. In Roy's case, it is even less valid; all he means is that he sucks at math, and this somehow makes him a creative genius.
  • Roy claims that college doesn't teach the skills required to be an investor. This is bullshit. Any business school will offer courses in investment. It is an important aspect of running a business. Perhaps Roy would know that if he weren't a dropout, a loser, and a failure.
  • His obsession with surpassing his peers who stayed in school and got good jobs is a driving force behind his thinking. He makes vague (and therefore uncheckable) claims of having done better as an investor than some of his peers who went into medicine, law, and the like.
  • He admits to something I'd previously noticed: He takes credit for the rise of stocks that he did not in fact hold onto and make lots of money from. He dropped both Tesla and Bitcoin shares before they appreciated rapidly in value. Sorry, fruitcake, but that doesn't make you a genius investor.
  • James Thurber once wrote of a novelist who studied actual dialogue between people in order to make his writing more realistic. He was crushed to learn only one thing: People always say everything twice. They always say everything twice. Roy is at least twice as bad as that; his robotic repetitions make me want to reach into the screen and slap him. Of course, this would be a bad idea, as he is as unshaven as ever.
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I would have thought that a LEVEL 2 SUPER GENIUS who is a super-duper investment expert would be able to find their own position in portfolio management, no? Also, you'd think an ubermench like Roy would be able to finish a basic undergrad degree in what, eight years or something like that? Considering the dullards who get college degrees without any issue, you'd think a giant intellectual prodigy Roy would manage the same? It's almost as if he's delusional, narcissistic and very, very stupid.

Begging for your alma mater to fix your life for you is a new level of pathetic even for Roy.
 
Roy raps on twitter and it's totally not cringe:

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And it seems we've got a podcast in the works:
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Oh, and it appears that Roy is a #GenX-er:
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Roy,
You're responsible for all the dumb shit that has come out of your mouth and keyboard that has been discussed by people on social media. You were free to produce the dumb shit, indeed you continue to produce the dumb shit, and we are free to discuss it, laugh at it and call it dumb shit. Quit crying about it and get a job.
 
️ronic said:
And by a job, we mean something that matches your qualifications.
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So Burger King basically? As a burger flipper, not as a manager or even an assistant manager. This guy is literally a retard.
 
AnOminous said:
So Burger King basically? As a burger flipper, not as a manager or even an assistant manager. This guy is literally a retard.
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Dear God, can you imagine? He'd be bitching to the company heads within days all about how their business model is completely wrong and if they would just put him on the board he could turn things around for them.
 
I don't think the National Guard includes state or private militias, but I'm amused to see him autistically repeat Wikipedia's list of the places from which members of the Guard come...and then goof up a basic detail like that. That list has no relevance to the news item, but Roy just had to try and look intelligent, with the usual results.

He's suggested sex dolls as an answer to sexual assault before. I wonder how he's going to try and reinvent the RealDoll.
 
️ronic said:
Roy raps on twitter and it's totally not cringe:

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And it seems we've got a podcast in the works:
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Oh, and it appears that Roy is a #GenX-er:
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Gee Roy, I'm sure that top-selling, Grammy-winning and widely-praised hip-hop artist Megan Thee Stallion really wants to hear how she can improve her rapping from a fat, unemployed failure who can't even produce basic rhyming couplets without fucking up the pentameter. Also nice of Roy to tell her that if she takes his advice, she can become "a really good female MC", y'know, good for a woman at least. Roy's sexism is showing again.

Roy is just the right combination of arrogant, entitled, stupid and oblivious to make him a top-tier cow. He just needs to improve his flow a bit imo.
 
Spunt said:
Gee Roy, I'm sure that top-selling, Grammy-winning and widely-praised hip-hop artist Megan Thee Stallion really wants to hear how she can improve her rapping from a fat, unemployed failure who can't even produce basic rhyming couplets without fucking up the pentameter. Also nice of Roy to tell her that if she takes his advice, she can become "a really good female MC", y'know, good for a woman at least. Roy's sexism is showing again.

Roy is just the right combination of arrogant, entitled, stupid and oblivious to make him a top-tier cow. He just needs to improve his flow a bit imo.
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I also like how he's identifying with GenX and shitting on GenZ. It's obvious he is jealous of their youth and potential. He has already shown us his potential, and it is wretched.

In another pair of tweets, he mocked GenZ for playing Roblox and then advocated investing in Roblox. I guess he is conceding that his tastes are not lucrative to cater to, and the real potential lies in more youthful markets than his.

Being of a certain age does not make you wise, Roy. You were an idiot when you were young and you are an idiot now. I'm not speaking figuratively or exaggerating. I think your IQ is actually really low.
 
Dolls for men? Why is this guy somehow always so far behind the curve? He thinks he's this supreme entrepreneur, but all he does is become a driver for uber years after they are established and think he knows better than their business plan, buy shares in Tesla and think he's qualified to be a CEO like he advised Elon while he was on the ground floor, and now he invented fucking blow up dolls. There is an established market in sex dolls. Maybe he should just invest. But he ain't creating it. Companies are creating sex dolls that aren't even just realistic women, we're talking elves and androgynous creatures and interactive types, and he's all, it's on my list, it will end sexual assault.
No it won't.
And it won't finally be the thing that makes him rich with no work either.
Lord, his poor wife and kids. Please imagine for a moment being married to this sclub.
 
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Interesting. Does anyone recall Roy proposing this bet before? Or is his attempt at flexing as bullshit as I think it is?

That said, I'd like to know more about the bet. What sort of psychological screening is Roy willing to submit to? What would count as him being mental?
 
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Interesting. Does anyone recall Roy proposing this bet before? Or is his attempt at flexing as bullshit as I think it is?

That said, I'd like to know more about the bet. What sort of psychological screening is Roy willing to submit to? What would count as him being mental?
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I know you're mental, Roy. I don't need to place a bet on it.
 
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