💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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I just noticed I did mention I could walk us through the steps to open a fund touched it and moved on.

I apologize, if anyone wants me to explain I'll dig out instead of just referring to older post or I'll type again . This is something that shows the mixed blessing of gate keeping. I'm a big fan of real capitalism, not pseudo crony bankerism we suffer but, compared to most places we are one of the most free markets. We sure as hell aren't really a free market or capitalist and have some of highest corp taxes world wide etc that punish the little guys especially. Nordic nations that often are considered socialist success stories not only have many different population factors they get their tax base via the people. Volvo pays nothing in taxes while the poor (who to be fair use gov services) the most are taxed at 60%+. Taxed so highly it's why they have next to no wealth aside a few rich families who have been for long time. People can't afford to invest.

I don't mean to bring up a debate or something above Roy's understanding but, point out opening a fund is a huge endeavor and now with things like cryptocurrency all these young kids are forced to be solo earn for just them or work for slave for the man.

The big boys are behind the curve on many trends (and jmpc will make their puppet Janet dance so they can lead the conga line).

While Roy is mentally unstable and a failure. How many kids could say ok we got super high risk poo poo pee pee coin flips 18% apr returns will be avg.

Get twenty of these wiz kids open a fund each gets a cut managing not only are they already set for life making bank and for the lay person a chance to make good money. Risk is still real and shit coins aren't a promise but much like penny stocks there's money to be made and if you're good you'll keep in the black as well as smoke the s&p.

I don't just mean crypto, lots of new investment vehicles exist and big boys can't or won't move as fast. There's a market for bleeding edge stuff but the people into it tend to not have the connections skills or cash to open legit funds. Many of these new young minds don't want to be under someone or have the resume to be put where they deserve. There's a lot of competent young people trust me!

Roy has a track record of failure theft and over all incompetent behavior. So a few layers to protect the avg person from his ponzi scheme is a plus.

Roy's letter to Elon is so gay, I used that term not as a 90s playground throw back insult but, so gay like two old guys rubbing dicks together wearing leather French maid dresses mixing their prune juice with Viagra singing show tunes.

I hope Elon told his security "this dude finna rape me" it's ok Elon is African he can say finna.

That letter aside blatent reminds me of a 4:30am letter I send drunk to an ex when I was 23, was the most needy female shit ever. Assuming any of it was true, valid or matters it was a puff piece, suck up and like a whipped dog showing his belly. Cowards like that can't handle a Karen at Wendy's before the shift manager has to step in about the not cold enough Pepsi. Hard pass for anyone that bitch to be in a leadership role.

This is already getting long so I'm not going to touch on points like my normal maybe if you ask nicely and feed me a scotch or espresso. : 😜

I want to address and really hammer on the "meta" of Roy's broken brain and train of thought. I can't be the only one now aware his anger levels are flying up. He's more powerless than he's ever been. After the black marks Vanguard and FINRA have had to give him. He's farther back than ever and he's even managed (and credit for it) to get a 7 and 63.

Roy's first move was to double down on a/x growth. I could see in many things where when you don't do well in corp world for any reason to use that time to go for yourself.

Roy also admits he's still trying in corp world. I have had to have many meetings in my life with break point numbers, bearing bad news etc. Even in cases where the client fucked us over. There's a feeling of shame, fear and sadness when things go south. It's human nature.

Roy has been tweeting his goal of opening a firm, something he's done zero work on (public record) while trying to get a job. Can you think how much a fucking dirt merchant you are to sit at a interview "yeah I got fired for trying to steal at my last job, one I wasn't good at. First chance I get I'll try to fuck you over" Roy's fine with this.

Lastly sure Roy claims to have a dream of music that's fine and great. Much like I love the small company i love the small artist. I used to go to every first Friday in Philadelphia, been to small venues like Johnny Brenda's 100 times. seeing bands that are up and coming with maybe 30 other people half of em texting during the show.

Reality is there's no short term cash in it. Roy's socialism kick is because he's failed in the free market and like every negative stereotype thinks comrade president would just give him a 9 bedroom house or something.

A true hustler goes and gets a dollar no matter, it's not white collar blue collar etc. I'll end on this story because its heart warming and shows Roy just doesn't have drive.

Two friends of mine both made money on vending machines one who made a decent amount,(lower middle class yearly for part time) did so in Philadelphia proper. He's got a masters degree . He stocked Pepsi cans like a "poor". The other was just getting clean from a really ugly battle with alcohol he's all PTSD out. Roy who's all for society should pity him because like many vets who joined not to kill brown people or get the Bush family rich but because at 18 the army puts a roof over your head. He has had it much worse than Roy. To this day he's never been in a single college class and he's almost 40. that job got him clean met him people and now he's career based owns a home and has a family.

Getting into it takes next to nothing there's many low/no investment start ups. Now with net so many options to make some if not a lot of money at home drop shipping etc.

Both of them sold their turn key gigs and moved on lining their pockets for someone with their hold overs. Roy thinks he's a hustler but sits around 40+ years to get one job fucks it up and returns to a pouting child . All because his family is there to enable him. Roy's fat, I like pointing that out because it's funny. He's never gone hungry because he refuses to work or doesn't have the option to buy food.

For how much he hates white people. Roy's a spoiled teen white girl mad her first car is a free 06 Lexus when Jessica in 3rd period Spanish got a 15 E class.

Edit: I said I wasn't going to respond to his insane tweets but, he's trying to be funny and racist. I'd bet my entire fortune he's a stinky boy. Is that true Roy? Too busy hustling to take a shower? Writing raps all day and no time to change your drawers? No one did your laundry and now you're re wearing yesterdays sweat stained socks? When you were at Vanguard did they call you Dr. Pee Pee Poo Poo smell?

I'll take this as a confirmation Roy indeed has body order issues and neglects personal hygiene. I'm sorry if he's going to behave like a child I see no reason not to throw it back. Plus it's hilarious to me to do so. This guy wants to be an equal to Elon, Buffet etc and is making racist poop tweets.

Stinky stinky fat Roy, the jobless wonder.
 
Few good clips here:
1. Self proclaimed genius obviously needs a grammar lesson. "More bigger" "More faster"


2. Quick run down of the stages of a genius. (Obviously Roys at the top)


3. How you yourself can become a genius. (In summary, spend 3 hours a day picturing a globe and the worlds problems for 3-6 months)
 
Few good clips here:
1. Self proclaimed genius obviously needs a grammar lesson. "More bigger" "More faster"
Genius grammar.mp4

2. Quick run down of the stages of a genius. (Obviously Roys at the top)
Genius stages.mp4

3. How you yourself can become a genius. (In summary, spend 3 hours a day picturing a globe and the worlds problems for 3-6 months)
Genius steps.mp4
He soulds like the most fart-huffing stoner, except I'm sure Roy has never smoked weed in his life.
 
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I'm really looking forward to Roy's Tesla bash now the entire fleet is suffering a recall.

Daddy Elon wronged him let's spit on him as he's down.

What's funniest about his genius schizo stuff is it's not even like medical or social terms he just makes this lore up and expects you to understand it.
It's like if you went back in time and told Henry Ford about Jedi.
 
Don't worry black people, Roy will be your savior!
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Roy continues to have it in for Bill Ackman, who, you may recall, is a Jew:
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And for Vivek Ramaswamy, who, you may recall, is Indian:
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And India, like the US, is bad:
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But it's been too long -- days, practically -- since Roy has libeled Vanguard, so here we go with an accusation he claims he will prove later, but won't:
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And he must remind us that his crush on Elon Musk is over:
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But if you can't handle his truth, that's your problem, maaaaan:
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And you better watch out, because Roy's running for office!
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...well, only if the Democrats do all the work.
 
Go back to Africa, Bill Ackman!
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Go back to India, mere female who dared to succeed where Roy failed!
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Roy chides African-American man for being less African than he is:
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Also to hell with the Federal Reserve, for not giving Roy enough free money:
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"Can I have like, fifty thousand bucks?" - The entirety of Roy's business plan developed over the last 10 years
 
Roy had another run in with police, appearantly:
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Because telling the police that they're wrong will always get them to let you go. Great job, supergenious.

Some unsolicited business advice:
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Officers have to supply a name and badge number if asked, if they dont already have a tag that says their name somewhere.

Why is it Roy never seems to be able to get names? Is he such a chicken shit that he freezes with fear when he sees the scwarwy cops and can't speak?
 
Roy believes in coincidences:
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Roy wants the White Man out:
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By staying here, aren't you being complicit in white supremacy, then? After all, you're taking advantage of systems set up by the whites. By your own logic, you should move back to India, first.
 
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But here's what Roy has been driving at:
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Yeah, Roy, we think you're crazy because we're racist. It's not because you spew conspiracy theories and manic resentment left and right. Nope, definitely the racism.
 
He's really going off lately.

Roy has an opinion on the border crisis:
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9/11 was allowed to happen because of white supremicy... for some reason:
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He's not happy with the election prospects:
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Roy has no problem with "white people" (in quotation marks). It's just that they're responsible for every problem in his life. Stop making assumptions, jeez.
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Roy's racism streak is pretty fucking boring tbh. Not only does he show his low IQ but, lack of understanding history. He's also def channeling that first gen ess Jay dubya talk.


Ground breaking super trendy Roy is using decade old NPC talking points.


Roy is lying about the cops. If he gave a shit FOIA it. Law suit city. I have mentioned it before and Roy probably doesn't want that coming up because he's a sperg and it'll be clearly seen.


I don't know if that's crossing a line but if it shows up I would not complain.


Forgive me for sounding riled up but Fuck you, you fat faggot. How many "chances" have you blown? You tried to steal from Vanguard who hired an empty resume retard. You lied to FINRA who didn't have to give you the privilege of trading because your debts. You're a thief thru and thru Roy. Every day your fat ass sleeps in till 11:27 AM living off your family is another chance to go make something of your life.


Flip burgers you clown. Anything. I guess no real hustle.


You want to try to work with the DNC? Brother man, you're too chicken shit to take a PRE APPROVED interview on Skype. You'd be SMOKED in the nicest city consul meetings. You'd probably cry because you're a bitch.


After another Roy is violated by police I'm really wondering about loony bin trips. I can see his threats getting bad if he was asked to you know, help out, or something.


I'm really taking back my joke before I'm not sure Roy knows what kinda Indian he is.... This ain't his land and you're beef would be more with the Brits and Spanish (especially later) if you want to talk about who wronged Indians and native Americans (whom mind you aren't really the first natives).


Elon was homies with Ye, another insane racist rapper. Roy you have no friends of any race. Elon should go back to Africa because I'd love to see the mental gymnastics why he isn't allowed there but some random black guy with out a genealogy report is ok to go to Africa.


He's definitely one of my favorite cows but this blatent lying and re using the same tired (a decade ago) incorrect idiot bully talking points is really pretty boring. I miss the head in the clouds shit and horrible business advice. Now he's just another spoiled cry baby, on Twitter.
 
Roy is a textbook insecure narcissist, and that is why he doesn't do anything and is all talk. Yes, he's lazy, but his biggest fear is being humiliated and having his delusions of superiority shattered. That happened once, and the effect that had on his psyche has ruined his entire life. The Musk incident wasn't so much a narcissistic injury as a narcissistic fucking decapitation.

So Roy has gained a paralysing fear of doing anything, because he might fail and his ego couldn't take that at this stage. So all he does is talk and blame other people for his failure to achieve anything. It took him nearly a decade to get a bachelor's degree? The education system has failed! Got fired for advertising an illegal investment fund? FINRA is corrupt! He's poor and unemployed? Capitalism has failed! He's got nowhere in life and is in his 40s? White supremacy! It's fascinating to watch how a narcissist can adopt a victim narrative to preserve their delusions. He's Schrodinger's genius, so long as he doesn't attempt anything and thereby collapse the waveform, he could still be a level 2 ultra prodigy.
 
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