💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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AprilRains said:
I wonder if he's actually getting the degree this time.

I wonder what the degree will be in, if it is granted. No guarantee it's still a business degree. He may have decided on an even less demanding major.
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Watch him change his mind 2 weeks before finals to pursue a Batchelor of Arts.
 
Particle Bored said:
Is he saying he's fucking his elderly parents out of $35k? It kind of reads that way, but at the same time it wouldnt be the "schools he previously attended" that issued him the loans.

What would they have to feel guilty for anyway? I mean yeah, that shits overpriced, but he's getting the degree he agreed to pay for, is he not?

And why is he defaulting on loans if he's raking it in from all his top 1% investments?
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Because when you default on a loan, you remove your debt. Stay tuned for more top 1% investment tips.
 
There I was thinking that being an "investor and entrepreneur" might involve having invested some money and having started a business at some point, but then I'm not a Level 2 Super Genius who takes over a decade to complete an undergraduate degree that even the most slow-witted slacker could finish in a third of the time.

If Roy is an "Investor" then playing Fantasy Football makes you an NFL coach.
 
Does Roy plan to pursue a new sideline in kidnapping? (L, A)
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Of course, we all know Roy will be too lazy and cowardly to follow through. He'd demand that rich white people come to his house and kidnap themselves.
 
I really don't need to expand for the 67th time, Roy is not going to be hired anywhere. Like most cows he demands both stories being true at once, him a victim of the system, and he's a hot mover and shaker. He's admitted to defaulting on loans. Now if you're a good student you're not picking a tab up (or you're good at a sport lol). Second, if you're a good employee the same.

As I've mentioned before I've gone through a Series and testing is not free as of time of writing it's 245 to test. It's also something depending on what one you're not gonna pass the first time. My employer picked the bill up and even super chad Basso needed a round two.

Since Roy doesn't work he doesn't understand how this or most any industry works where employers see value and invest in you to reward both them and the corp.

I can't not think of an old Sam Hyde Kickstarter TV skit about Roy calling himself an entrepreneur, roughly "it's what a dude trying to sell you his mix tape out front of a CVS calls himself when he lives with his mom". If so Roy is more than old enough to have some paper trail, where's his LLC? S-corp? C-corp? hell any DBA info. It's public info and I'm sure a quick google won't bring shit up.

So America is this hell scape where people are just taken by force for money? Ok Roy who's the top 1% as he says, why not leave? That sounds scary to me. More so, can he cite this shit? He says the rich (something he claims he is at times) only want more money, then why ask Elon to be a CEO? Why not ask him to save the whales or feed hungry kids or some shit? Nope Roy had ONE chance to talk to a very rich man and first thing he spews from his maw is greed.

Speaking of citing going back a bit you know how he quit twitter since people can speak freely there? He demanded the dox of anyone who he didn't like. Now he's my question, he keeps claiming Philly PD 2 white men abused him, he won't name them, never has. Now why isn't PPD suing him for slander? Isn't that all he wants? To be fair PPD fucks with everyone, regardless of skin color, so if this was true it's because Roy probably was a cunt calling 911 over bad tweets.
 
️ronic said:
Watch him change his mind 2 weeks before finals to pursue a Batchelor of Arts.
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I think you called it.
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BA, notice, not BBA.

Incidentally, there's an odd recent edit to that blurb. On a recent version of his page archived by the Wayback Machine, he claimed a January 2022 graduation date. Now he doesn't. Interesting.

He makes a claim about the SIE, I'm not sure if he took it and passed or just plans to take it. It's barely an entry-level credential in any case, as I understand it.

Roy also made some changes in his stock picks:
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I thought this guy believed in holding forever. It looks like he no longer thinks that.

I'd be curious to know how those picks look in a year. I think dropping Moderna alone may wipe out any other gains he realizes, or any other losses he'd avoid.
 
So it appears that Roy has a newsletter now...
(https://royphilipose.substack.com/)
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The blog seems to be mostly investment advice, as can be seen from his description:
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Now, with Roy being a big important Businessman, we can't expect such a service to be free, can we?...
CORRECT!

Now, I'm not much one to be taking investment advice from Roy Philipose of all people, but it couldn't hurt to throw a little money his way. What is it... $.99/month...?

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:story::story:

$500/year JUST FOR THIS MAN'S STOCK TIPS. :story::story::story::story:

Goodbye, sides, it was nice knowing you.
 
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️ronic said:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:story::story:

$500/year JUST FOR THIS MAN'S STOCK TIPS. :story::story::story::story:

Goodbye, sides, it was nice knowing you.
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If they're so good why doesn't he keep them to himself and make millions? PROTIP: if you are selling information on how to get rich, and the information is "sell bunk information to suckers to get rich," you are probably not worth listening to.
 
AnOminous said:
If they're so good why doesn't he keep them to himself and make millions? PROTIP: if you are selling information on how to get rich, and the information is "sell bunk information to suckers to get rich," you are probably not worth listening to.
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Correct. This is no different than buying a book on a gambling system. They sell those in casinos for a reason, and it';s not that they expect you to win their money.

$500 a year for this? Holy yikes! That's over five times what a digital subscription to the Wall Street Journal costs! I don't know how Roy arrived at that price point, but it's wrong.
 
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AnOminous said:
If they're so good why doesn't he keep them to himself and make millions? PROTIP: if you are selling information on how to get rich, and the information is "sell bunk information to suckers to get rich," you are probably not worth listening to.
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I will say having been lucky enough to rub shoulders with real mentors and investors, they have their tricks and are established. They also know no matter how agressive you are theres always more and want to share because fuck they can "only" make 10 mil a year so if you make 3 great. They don't lose a penny, wealth is like that people who are cut throat are assholes narcs, or scammers.

Roy, is fucking broke and going to sell advice? No. I'm glad he's doubled down to being a flat out scam artist now vs a schizo. I'm sure no one can fall for this shit.

There's a lot of legit mentors and people who run large classes out there, Sean Terry for example (great guy btw) and lets not side track about that angle of sales, but yes he charges and he also knows theres more work than him and a team can do so fuck it, share love share wealth, also he's fucking RICH.

Honestly, if Roy wants to push this scam, his best idea is open a credit card buy a rolex lease a BMW 7 and push this like some MML. Roy I'm fucking doing your homework for you since you want to be a scam artist since you can't make it in the biz.

Also you're bald fat and look like you need a shower.
 
AprilRains said:
Isn't his credit in the shitter?
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It is he openly admits he failed college and didn't pay for it because he's broke (filed bankruptcy.) But I meant this post in some sarcasm, Roy is never going to pull shit off, his closest hope is scams and he's well not charismatic enough.

Now for an super capitalistic hustler, you'd think he'd be about paying what's owed.
 
Incidentally, @Bassomatic , do you have any thoughts about Roy's claim about the SIE exam? Am I right in thinking that it's not a sufficient credential for trading on his own, even if he did pass the exam?
 
AprilRains said:
Incidentally, @Bassomatic , do you have any thoughts about Roy's claim about the SIE exam? Am I right in thinking that it's not a sufficient credential for trading on his own, even if he did pass the exam?
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Roy literally can't take the exam, the next round isn't up yet assuming he just graduated (he didn't). So eve if he did get a degree as of time of writing he hasn't passed a single cert and what he's offering is not only real or legal. Roy is walking a close and legal line about being an advisor and giving tips but how he's doing it is just a case of cavet empor.
 
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