💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Ropy replies a second time to the CNN article about the wealthiest 10% of Americans owning 89% of the stock. He seems to have lost any hope of joining their ranks, and is instead complaining about inequality. Has it finally occurred to him that no, he will never be that successful?
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But, hey, it's all the fault of capitalism.

Never learn, Roy. Never change,
 
Ropy replies a second time to the CNN article about the wealthiest 10% of Americans owning 89% of the stock. He seems to have lost any hope of joining their ranks, and is instead complaining about inequality. Has it finally occurred to him that no, he will never be that successful?
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But, hey, it's all the fault of capitalism.

Never learn, Roy. Never change,
"Hire me as a fund/portfolio manager or as an executive officer. BTW capitalism has failed."

What a maroon.
 
No it makes perfect sense. It is showing Roy isn't the problem it's the system.

I look forward to comrade Dr Roy who now will be the best at making things equal and fair. (As long as he gets to spend all day on Twitter and more than you or I do).
 
That Roy needs therapy:
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Fucking dumbasses taking Roy at his word:
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The next Warren Buffet, ladies and gentlemen:
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And finally, don't invest in stocks on your own. Let Supergenius Roy handle that for you:
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By January 1, eh? I'll be interested to see how that goes. Of course, the answer will probably be deeply underwhelming, but that's Roy.
 
And finally, don't invest in stocks on your own. Let Supergenius Roy handle that for you:
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"I'll take your 2k without telling you what I'm investing it in. I'll start charging 1% of the profits but then slowly escalate it to 26%. Where I got these numbers isn't your concern either. I also don't know how to predict short term stocks."
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Roy legally doesn't have what's required to open a fund. Not that we don't know better but, for someone who WANTS to become accredited as a broker trying a scam (this is as he's asking for money for something that can't be done) is a great way to be barred from ever trading.

Also for mutual funds 1% is higher end rate. 26% ROI is comical I want him to back it. Every penny short of this he has to self refund to investors. Oh and prove he can afford this bet.

He's rapidly declining mentally. It's a ton of fun to watch but my god the smug can irk you at times.
 
"I'll take your 2k without telling you what I'm investing it in. I'll start charging 1% of the profits but then slowly escalate it to 26%. Where I got these numbers isn't your concern either. I also don't know how to predict short term stocks."
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Roy doesn't like using numbers and graphs. Anything that can't be understood by someone who failed calculus is elitist and too complex for him.
 
Roy legally doesn't have what's required to open a fund. Not that we don't know better but, for someone who WANTS to become accredited as a broker trying a scam (this is as he's asking for money for something that can't be done) is a great way to be barred from ever trading.
What are the requirements to open a fund legally in the US? I don't ask for a complete list; just a reference or the name of the relevant laws would be enough.
 
Roy legally doesn't have what's required to open a fund. Not that we don't know better but, for someone who WANTS to become accredited as a broker trying a scam (this is as he's asking for money for something that can't be done) is a great way to be barred from ever trading.

Also for mutual funds 1% is higher end rate. 26% ROI is comical I want him to back it. Every penny short of this he has to self refund to investors. Oh and prove he can afford this bet.

He's rapidly declining mentally. It's a ton of fun to watch but my god the smug can irk you at times.
I personally can't wait for the Investment Fraud Saga.
 
What are the requirements to open a fund legally in the US? I don't ask for a complete list; just a reference or the name of the relevant laws would be enough.
Sure, now it's not my area of operations but I do know gist (with some thanks to SEC site and google.)

First foremost you'll need an LLC so Roy's already out of the running. But pretend he can get this rolling (and places can do it for you but that takes money what Roy lacks aside brains or training or skills I digress, getting an LLC is a fools game and or cheap)
After that you file an NA-1 that's the paper telling the SEC you want to open a fund. For that you need to show operation funds for a year, est size and money bonded for investors if pull outs happen (keeping you from over leverage and or Ponzi schemes).

You'll need underwriters as well, in your NA1 that's where Roy would be a fucking riot and throw oodles of red flags . Part of this shit is open and honest stuff, list who's gonna take part what kinda size you're looking at est ROI. Roy is insane and won't be denied assuming he gets this far.

Now that's to open, to manage it you need more paper work a file called an ADV is next. This yet again stumps the chump as Roy can't touch securities! This is where you say so and so is gonna run the new funds and yes it's not insane to choose yourself or include your name.

Now to file this shit is about the price of a nice pony car (fees alone in 18 avg over 25k). Again Roy is out.

Hope this wasn't too drawn out but, again since Roy is not ANY of these things its a pipe dream.

As @ronic said if Roy was an investor of sorts and said shit like this, he'd be fucking sanctioned so fast and probably suspension of certification at least his bond holder revoke due to risk.

Kinda funny Roy is deemed too dumb to be a threat by the line of work he so dreams of.
 
So he says he's logging off of Twitter. I wonder which of the following will happen first:
  • He goes right on tweeting.
  • He changes venue to YouTube.
  • He changes venue to one of his blogs. (He will slink back not long after, since he'll get no attention.)
  • He actually shuts up.
Haha disregard that last one, Roy sucks cocks.
 
Obese failure endorses body sculpting company:
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Incidentally, I was listening to some of Roy's raps in this thread, and some lyrics stood out:

"If you think I'm crazy, let me punch you in the face. Then go around saying: 'Look at this crazy guy up in this place!'"

"For all you fuckers out there who said I'm a killer, well, why don't you come over here and let me kill you?"
  • These are not the sick owns he thinks they are. The upshot is: "Wow, those people who say I'm crazy and dangerous act in accordance with that belief."
  • They're such lazy threats. Hey, Roy, no one is obligated to do your stalking for you.
  • Still, DHS maybe needs to pay him more visits. He's been spewing this shit for a while. No telling when he'll slip. Better to kick in his door now.
 
Man who took almost two decades to graduate college complains about his student loan debt:
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Is he saying he's fucking his elderly parents out of $35k? It kind of reads that way, but at the same time it wouldnt be the "schools he previously attended" that issued him the loans.

What would they have to feel guilty for anyway? I mean yeah, that shits overpriced, but he's getting the degree he agreed to pay for, is he not?

And why is he defaulting on loans if he's raking it in from all his top 1% investments?
 
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I wonder if he's actually getting the degree this time.

I wonder what the degree will be in, if it is granted. No guarantee it's still a business degree. He may have decided on an even less demanding major.
 
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