💤 Inactive Ronald Eugene Ralph / Ronnie Ralph - Ethan's father and daddy issues

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How many times did Ethan Oliver Ralph have to take it up the ass from Ronnie to end up the way he is?
 
As my daddy used to say, "Hide and fucking watch me!"
hide-and-watch-me.mp4
This is from when Ralph was angrily threatening to go to an alog's workplace to try and get them fired. You can watch the full clip here.
"Hide and watch me!" is such a strange phrase... what did Ol' Ronnie mean by this? 🤔

Well, I think the Rand stream with Gator revealed it. Winston Fujimori (a former paypig for Ralph) appeared on the stream as a guest, and he told some stories about meeting Ralph at a bar during one of AF's IRL meetups. Here's an interesting snippet:
[WARNING: Rand's co-host starts shrieking towards the end of the clip...]
hiding-in-a-corner.mp3
Winston & Ralph bonded over their shitty childhoods, and Ralph apparently talked about how he would hide in a corner while Ronnie was beating Sandra.
:suffering:
Ronnie knows how to treat those damn dogs.
 
I bet Ethan is really angry about his dad because Ronnie's enormous shlong completely wrecked his anus, while his own micropenis can't do anything but impregnate pedophile whores and get AIDS and monkeypox and gonorrhea, diseases which are his only legacy for his children.
 
Last known image of Ronnie Ralph, found on an image board.
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How many times did Ethan Oliver Ralph have to take it up the ass from Ronnie to end up the way he is?
ARE YOU READY SON? I’M GOING IN DRY!
“NO DADDEH PLEASE!!! ITS NAWT TRUEEEE!!!”
You're wrong, Ronnie never touched Ethan, Ethan was too fat.

He did it to Evan and Ethan just watched and asked himself "Why not me? What does he have that I don't? Why wont daddy love me?"

He's still jealous of his brother because of that.
 
As my daddy used to say, "Hide and fucking watch me!"
hide-and-watch-me.mp4
This is from when Ralph was angrily threatening to go to an alog's workplace to try and get them fired. You can watch the full clip here.
"Hide and watch me!" is such a strange phrase... what did Ol' Ronnie mean by this? 🤔

Well, I think the Rand stream with Gator revealed it. Winston Fujimori (a former paypig for Ralph) appeared on the stream as a guest, and he told some stories about meeting Ralph at a bar during one of AF's IRL meetups. Here's an interesting snippet:
[WARNING: Rand's co-host starts shrieking towards the end of the clip...]
hiding-in-a-corner.mp3
Winston & Ralph bonded over their shitty childhoods, and Ralph apparently talked about how he would hide in a corner while Ronnie was beating Sandra.
:suffering:
An interesting tidbit I found while listening to old MATI episodes, is that Ralph used that phrase in the past. In a patreon-only audio posted here, at 04:58 Ralph says "And if you think I'm full of shit, just hide and watch."

Just how often did Ronnie beat Sandra, that his favorite domestic violence catchphrase became ingrained in Ralph's vocabulary to such extent?
 
[WARNING: Rand's co-host starts shrieking towards the end of the clip...]
jesus fucking christ I know these people are retarded but that troon co-host needs to die, if you're doing a talk show you don't want your cohost to be someone who makes your audience want to neck themselves every time they talk. Every clip I hear from faggot rand, this low IQ shrieking is always happening and it's utterly grating.
 
We got a never before seen Ronnie Ralph courtesy of Mr. Morris
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Sandra and Ronnie Ralph together
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Someone traveling through Memphis today has sent me new photos of both the famed memorial service location (Pancho's, now closed and abandoned), and the crack shack itself!

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Rest In Tortillas, Pancho's.

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Holy shit, the roof is literally caving in. That's gonna be a lot more than "$20-30K in repairs" like Ralph claims. I expect there is heavy water damage inside and it will probably have to have much of the sheetrock ripped out down to the studs. Not to mention the carpet. Imagine the smell.

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"Slow Children" lmao

And now for some drone photos, giving us some brand new angles!

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The most blighted house on the block, also love that it backs up to a literal drainage canal. Probably smells like sewage half the year.

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Look at that yard, it's practically underwater. Is there any property Ralph owns that isn't a swamp?

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That roof is fucking disgusting. Also that "extra lot" that Ralph is so proud of is completely overgrown with years of kudzu and briars.

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And finally, a view from the rear. So much to unpack here, idk where to start: the half-dead tree? The pile of buckets, barrels, and other trash? I wonder if there's any dead bodies melted in acid in those barrels. Also, the back door is standing wide open--so I bet the house has been stripped already of any copper pipes, wiring, or appliances by druggies, but ol' Ronnie's crack shack is obviously much too disgusting for even the most self-loathing crack head to squat in. Sad.
 
Someone traveling through Memphis today has sent me new photos of both the famed memorial service location (Pancho's, now closed and abandoned), and the crack shack itself!

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Rest In Tortillas, Pancho's.

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Holy shit, the roof is literally caving in. That's gonna be a lot more than "$20-30K in repairs" like Ralph claims. I expect there is heavy water damage inside and it will probably have to have much of the sheetrock ripped out down to the studs. Not to mention the carpet. Imagine the smell.

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"Slow Children" lmao

And now for some drone photos, giving us some brand new angles!

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The most blighted house on the block, also love that it backs up to a literal drainage canal. Probably smells like sewage half the year.

View attachment 4629162
Look at that yard, it's practically underwater. Is there any property Ralph owns that isn't a swamp?

View attachment 4629256
That roof is fucking disgusting. Also that "extra lot" that Ralph is so proud of is completely overgrown with years of kudzu and briars.

View attachment 4629261
And finally, a view from the rear. So much to unpack here, idk where to start: the half-dead tree? The pile of buckets, barrels, and other trash? I wonder if there's any dead bodies melted in acid in those barrels. Also, the back door is standing wide open--so I bet the house has been stripped already of any copper pipes, wiring, or appliances by druggies, but ol' Ronnie's crack shack is obviously much too disgusting for even the most self-loathing crack head to squat in. Sad.
How many more sites is drone man going hit?
 
Someone traveling through Memphis today has sent me new photos of both the famed memorial service location (Pancho's, now closed and abandoned), and the crack shack itself!

View attachment 4628773View attachment 4628785
Rest In Tortillas, Pancho's.

View attachment 4628800
Holy shit, the roof is literally caving in. That's gonna be a lot more than "$20-30K in repairs" like Ralph claims. I expect there is heavy water damage inside and it will probably have to have much of the sheetrock ripped out down to the studs. Not to mention the carpet. Imagine the smell.

View attachment 4628990
"Slow Children" lmao

And now for some drone photos, giving us some brand new angles!

View attachment 4629129
The most blighted house on the block, also love that it backs up to a literal drainage canal. Probably smells like sewage half the year.

View attachment 4629162
Look at that yard, it's practically underwater. Is there any property Ralph owns that isn't a swamp?

View attachment 4629256
That roof is fucking disgusting. Also that "extra lot" that Ralph is so proud of is completely overgrown with years of kudzu and briars.

View attachment 4629261
And finally, a view from the rear. So much to unpack here, idk where to start: the half-dead tree? The pile of buckets, barrels, and other trash? I wonder if there's any dead bodies melted in acid in those barrels. Also, the back door is standing wide open--so I bet the house has been stripped already of any copper pipes, wiring, or appliances by druggies, but ol' Ronnie's crack shack is obviously much too disgusting for even the most self-loathing crack head to squat in. Sad.
You just know there is a ton of discarded syringes in that garden.
 
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