💤 Inactive Ronald Eugene Ralph / Ronnie Ralph - Ethan's father and daddy issues

[Fornicario]

Are these bullet holes in the bathroom door?
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Yes, yes they are. Awesome. After watching that video, I can say that house needs to be demo'd completely. I doubt the foundation is even salvageable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are these bullet holes in the bathroom door?
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A memento of Runny Ralph’s many rounds of Russian roulette with his son. Because tossing a football or playing catch would require going outside where the Feds could see them.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Are these bullet holes in the bathroom door?
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Oh like you’ve never sat down in the toilet and put a few rounds through the bathroom door. That’s when you’re most vulnerable and you should be taking no chances!

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

A memento of Runny Ralph’s many rounds of Russian roulette with his son. Because tossing a football or playing catch would require going outside where the Feds could see them.

They played catch indoors with that hammer in the wall. I wonder where that thing ended up. Thats an underappreciated artifact. Maybe Harry has it. Unless Ralph is a big enough piece of shit to throw out his Ronnie's tools because he's literally never worked and saw no value in a toolset.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The Ronnie sofa story I believe came from a Ralph tweet about not hearing from his dad in a few weeks so he called a relative to go check on him and they found him, he’d been dead for a while. I believe it’s in the mega thread somewhere. I can’t remember when he died but wasn’t it within a year of Sandra dying?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I can give a realistic account of what Ronnie's death and corpse was realistically like. I took a forensics course and we had to view and learn about actual dead bodies on something called a "corpse farm". Which is a place where they leave human bodies exposed to the elements and document their decomposure. We had to learn about lovely things like "corpse beetles" and blowflies. I'll give a disclaimer that I'm sure things have changed since when I learned it. We were taught how to distinguish gender and race by the skull and bones. Ronnie most likely did not die on the couch. I know it's a joke, but I'm just saying. Ronnie either died in bed, or most likely died sprawled out on the floor. If we go by the official timeframe of 2 weeks(probably a little more), he wouldn't be outwardly liquifying or "melting" by then. Realistically, with his body degrading in that hot, humid, damp, filthy shithole, Ronnie would have had pants full of shit and piss. He'd have frothy death-scented black sludge oozing out of his orafices. His eyes would be popped out of his sockets from the internal pressure. And he'd have most likely popped depending on the heat and humidity. Although if Ronnie had cats or rodents or vermin in general, they could have eaten most of him down to the skeleton in those weeks. Whatever happened, I doubt a mortician was able to do anything with Ronnie.

 

[Booby Jones]

I can give a realistic account of what Ronnie's death and corpse was realistically like. I took a forensics course and we had to view and learn about actual dead bodies on something called a "corpse farm". Which is a place where they leave human bodies exposed to the elements and document their decomposure. We had to learn about lovely things like "corpse beetles" and blowflies. I'll give a disclaimer that I'm sure things have changed since when I learned it. We were taught how to distinguish gender and race by the skull and bones. Ronnie most likely did not die on the couch. I know it's a joke, but I'm just saying. Ronnie either died in bed, or most likely died sprawled out on the floor. If we go by the official timeframe of 2 weeks(probably a little more), he wouldn't be outwardly liquifying or "melting" by then. Realistically, with his body degrading in that hot, humid, damp, filthy shithole, Ronnie would have had pants full of shit and piss. He'd have frothy death-scented black sludge oozing out of his orafices. His eyes would be popped out of his sockets from the internal pressure. And he'd have most likely popped depending on the heat and humidity. Although if Ronnie had cats or rodents or vermin in general, they could have eaten most of him down to the skeleton in those weeks. Whatever happened, I doubt a mortician was able to do anything with Ronnie.

Reethan is going to read this whole thing and seethe.
DEAD DADDY DEAD DADDY

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Reethan is going to read this whole thing and seethe.
DEAD DADDY DEAD DADDY

He'll fabricate a Ralphacope about Ronnies 5 Star Death. "Yeah and actually the Fanficfarms are makin shit up as usual. It wasn't a few weeks. It was a few days. An by the way, he did't MELT into the fuckin couch, you motherfuckers! He had an aneurysm and died in the kitchen, where he kept the temperature at like 65. The coroner said he had so real or major degradation, to be entirely honest with you. The mortitian said he felt bad even charging us because my daddy was in such good condition that he barely had to work on him, to be entirely honest with you."

 

[Lomax]

Ronnie would have had pants full of shit and piss. He'd have frothy death-scented black sludge oozing out of his orafices. His eyes would be popped out of his sockets from the internal pressure. And he'd have most likely popped depending on the heat and humidity. Although if Ronnie had cats or rodents or vermin in general, they could have eaten most of him down to the skeleton in those weeks. Whatever happened, I doubt a mortician was able to do anything with Ronnie.

I don't know which is worse. This or having your wake at a mexican restaurant.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I don't know which is worse. This or having your wake at a mexican restaurant.

Even worse than a Mexican Restaurant, it was a Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. The one with the little flag at each table that you raise when you want more food brought to you.

Pancho's Mexican Buffet 1994 Commercial - Raise the Flag

Pancho's Mexican Buffet 1994 CommercialTHANKS FOR VISITING!!! **Please Subscribe to our Channel to see more great videos**Are you fascinated by New Orleans...

youtu.be

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I can give a realistic account of what Ronnie's death and corpse was realistically like. I took a forensics course and we had to view and learn about actual dead bodies on something called a "corpse farm". Which is a place where they leave human bodies exposed to the elements and document their decomposure. We had to learn about lovely things like "corpse beetles" and blowflies. I'll give a disclaimer that I'm sure things have changed since when I learned it. We were taught how to distinguish gender and race by the skull and bones. Ronnie most likely did not die on the couch. I know it's a joke, but I'm just saying. Ronnie either died in bed, or most likely died sprawled out on the floor. If we go by the official timeframe of 2 weeks(probably a little more), he wouldn't be outwardly liquifying or "melting" by then. Realistically, with his body degrading in that hot, humid, damp, filthy shithole, Ronnie would have had pants full of shit and piss. He'd have frothy death-scented black sludge oozing out of his orafices. His eyes would be popped out of his sockets from the internal pressure. And he'd have most likely popped depending on the heat and humidity. Although if Ronnie had cats or rodents or vermin in general, they could have eaten most of him down to the skeleton in those weeks. Whatever happened, I doubt a mortician was able to do anything with Ronnie.

Ronnie Ralph died as a bloated corpse and I would not have sex with it

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I can give a realistic account of what Ronnie's death and corpse was realistically like. I took a forensics course and we had to view and learn about actual dead bodies on something called a "corpse farm". Which is a place where they leave human bodies exposed to the elements and document their decomposure. We had to learn about lovely things like "corpse beetles" and blowflies. I'll give a disclaimer that I'm sure things have changed since when I learned it. We were taught how to distinguish gender and race by the skull and bones. Ronnie most likely did not die on the couch. I know it's a joke, but I'm just saying. Ronnie either died in bed, or most likely died sprawled out on the floor. If we go by the official timeframe of 2 weeks(probably a little more), he wouldn't be outwardly liquifying or "melting" by then. Realistically, with his body degrading in that hot, humid, damp, filthy shithole, Ronnie would have had pants full of shit and piss. He'd have frothy death-scented black sludge oozing out of his orafices. His eyes would be popped out of his sockets from the internal pressure. And he'd have most likely popped depending on the heat and humidity. Although if Ronnie had cats or rodents or vermin in general, they could have eaten most of him down to the skeleton in those weeks. Whatever happened, I doubt a mortician was able to do anything with Ronnie.

For reference, Layne Staley (rip) died on his sofa and was found there after two weeks. People can look that up if they want to know what that was like.
His mom Nancy describes sitting next to him after he was found. He did have a cat.
Ralphs’s Ronnie I’m guessing weighed conservatively twice what Layne did. Your Ronnie’s mileage may vary.

 

[AnOminous]

Even worse than a Mexican Restaurant, it was a Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. The one with the little flag at each table that you raise when you want more food brought to you.

Pancho's Mexican Buffet 1994 Commercial - Raise the Flag

Pancho's Mexican Buffet 1994 CommercialTHANKS FOR VISITING!!! **Please Subscribe to our Channel to see more great videos**Are you fascinated by New Orleans...

youtu.be

So a buffet for fatty fats too fat even to get up and get another plate. Sounds like a Jack on the Go episode.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

So a buffet for fatty fats too fat even to get up and get another plate. Sounds like a Jack on the Go episode.

His thought process was, "Damn, I can really get unlimited cheap Mexican food and I don't even have to walk much? Oh an I guess I can memorialize my stupid fuckin daddy or whatever."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Even worse than a Mexican Restaurant, it was a Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. The one with the little flag at each table that you raise when you want more food brought to you.

Pancho's Mexican Buffet 1994 Commercial - Raise the Flag

Pancho's Mexican Buffet 1994 CommercialTHANKS FOR VISITING!!! **Please Subscribe to our Channel to see more great videos**Are you fascinated by New Orleans...

youtu.be

It's not even a Mexican flag!

Also nice recluse spider webs in that bathroom shot. Better wear gloves when moving anything...

 

[Um...]

Since the Ralphster has been flexing about his “property” that he’s totally gonna renovate and turn into a massive money-maker, here are some screenshots of the inside of ronny’s crack shack (the “property” in question,) from drone guy’s video tour.
Walk in the front door and you can already see the flooring is trashed

idk what that was, carpeting? Vinyl flooring?
Looking down the hall, there’s mold and water damage visible, amidst the layers of trash.

and the first room

Box fans (and the boxes they came in) everywhere. Looks like the place had some odor and/or moisture issues.

Chunks of the ceiling falling in.
The place has been ransacked, furniture overturned, garbage and trash everywhere. Books strewn on the floor, and is that ronnie’s famous armchair?

More gaping holes in the ceiling, water damage and general filth.


On to the bathroom. Bullet holes in the door and more filth and mayhem


Delightful.
On to the rest of this disaster. There’s someone’s wheelchair and an overturned TV?



Hard to know how much of the trash was already there (ronnie seemed to have been a hoarder pror to his death) and how much accumulated afterwards by whatever junkies/crackheads squatted there afterwards (and maybe still do to this day.)

Last we have the kitchen, a literal biohazard site.

I love the three bottles of salad dressing and one apple cider vinegar that have possibly been sitting there since 2019. And again, whatever that flooring was, is now a layer of black muck. Refrigerator covered with mold (or bullet holes? Can’t tell) and probably full of rotted food.

But yeah, Ralph is totally gonna renovate this prime piece of choice real estate. Good luck with that, Ralphie.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You are better off torching or bulldozing the place. Not a chance that you can turn that into a million dollars.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

You are better off torching or bulldozing the place. Not a chance that you can turn that into a million dollars.

I would hate to see what fucking ohio train derailments chemicals come off of burning that shithole.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Does anyone know if theres some kind of mandatory clean up of the property after a body is removed? Because if not, theres possibly a little bit of Ronnie in that house that soaked into the place after he popped. I'm still curious about the bullet holes. Was Ronnie that schizophrenic that he fired a .22 around the house? Did he think the CIA was waiting outside while he was using the john?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Does anyone know if theres some kind of mandatory clean up of the property after a body is removed? Because if not, theres possibly a little bit of Ronnie in that house that soaked into the place after he popped. I'm still curious about the bullet holes. Was Ronnie that schizophrenic that he fired a .22 around the house? Did he think the CIA was waiting outside while he was using the john?

There isn’t. There are services that will do that for you if you can’t bring yourself to do it yourself, the City/County will refer you to them, but those folks don’t work for free.