Reza Aslan eats human brain with Hindu cannibal sect

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4296404/CNN-presenter-Reza-Aslan-eats-HUMAN-BRAIN.html (Apologies for Daily Mail link.)

Aslan, 44, met the Aghori in the holy Hindu city of Varanasi in Uttar Pradesh, where they smeared the ashes from cremated human bodies on his face.

He then drank an alcoholic drink from a human skull, before eating what he was told was human brain.

At one point he fell out with the Aghori guru who shouted: 'I will cut your head off if you keep talking so much.'

The guru began eating his own faeces and then hurled it at Aslan.

Aslan quipped: 'I feel like this may have been a mistake.'

Maajid Nawaz is having a field day with this:

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And in case anyone is wondering; yes, eating human brain is bad for you. EDIT - And Aslan mocked the article saying as much.
 
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So about them only eating fresh Humans

Singh and three cameramen waited with an Aghori sadhu — whose name is not mentioned in the film — for 10 days in June before finding a floating corpse. Hindus generally cremate the dead, but bodies are sometimes ceremonially disposed of in the Ganges.

The body was decomposed and bluish in color, but the sadhu was not afraid about falling sick,” Singh told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday. “He sat on the corpse, prayed to a goddess of crematoriums and offered some flesh to the goddess before eating it.”

Singh said the sadhu ate part of the corpse’s elbow, believing the flesh would stop him from aging and give him special powers, like the ability to levitate or control the weather.

http://www.today.com/popculture/indian-doc-focuses-hindu-cannibal-sect-wbna9842124
 
The Aghoris are seen by the mainstream Hindu community as heretics. I've heard they eat their own crap and use the parts of the diseased for ritual purposes, but never heard them practicing endocannibalism. CNN has been known to stretch and over exaggerate the truth. Wouldn't surprise me if their translator "accidentally" misinterpreted what Aghoris told them he was being fed.
 
They should eat a dick too while they're at it.

Not literally though please... (:_(
chat was discussing a guy who did this a couple of days ago. This guy was willing to have his dick cut off, the second guy fried it, apparently it was tough and not that good.
Imagine having your dick cut off and the guy who tries to cook it does a shitty job
 
CNN has been known to stretch and over exaggerate the truth.
He also claimed that he was the first crew to be allowed to film inside the burning ghats, but there are literally youtube videos and dozens of news reports from the same place.

This guy was willing to have his dick cut off, the second guy fried it, apparently it was tough and not that good.
Wasn't that the German guy who ended up eating the whole rest of the dude too?
 
If one of your main hobbies in life is to rebut people who claim your religion is the playground of savages, doesn't a little bell or buzzer or emergency klaxon go off in your head the moment you come up with the idea of eating human meat?
 
If one of your main hobbies in life is to rebut people who claim your religion is the playground of savages, doesn't a little bell or buzzer or emergency klaxon go off in your head the moment you come up with the idea of eating human meat?
The aghoris don't give a shit either way. The whole point of their practices is to break social taboos.
 
The aghoris don't give a shit either way. The whole point of their practices is to break social taboos.
Obviously. The history books probably had it wrong and Alexander the Great turned the fuck around after running into those people. I'm talking about Aslan, though. Every time he's videoconferenced in with Harris now, all Harris needs to do is shake his head sadly.
 
I'm not sure. I think there have been a few people who have made arrangements with other people online to be eaten.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website, The Cannibal Cafe (a blog site for people with cannibal fetishes). Meiwes' post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed." Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, answered the advertisement in March 2001. Many other people responded to the advertisement but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will. The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes' home, in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes' penis and the two men attempting to eat it together, before Brandes' ultimate demise. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' appendage. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw but could not, because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine, and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat, but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped the penis up into chunks and fed it to his dog.

According to court officials who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, 20 sleeping pills, and a bottle of schnapps, kissed him, and finally killed him in a room he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meat hook, tore chunks of flesh from it, and tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The incident was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the corpse over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. According to prosecutors, Meiwes committed the act for sexual pleasure.

Arrest, trial, and conviction of manslaughter

Meiwes was arrested in December 2002, when a college student in Innsbruck phoned the police after seeing new advertisements for victims and details about the killing on the Internet. Investigators searched his home, and found body parts and the video tape of the killing.

On 30 January 2004, Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight years in prison. The case attracted considerable media attention.

Meiwes has admitted cannibalizing Brandes and has expressed regret for his actions. He added he wanted to write a book of his life story with the aim of deterring anyone who wants to follow his footsteps. Websites dedicated to Meiwes have appeared, with people advertising for willing victims. "They should go for treatment, so it doesn't escalate like it did with me", said Meiwes. While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian. He believes there are about 800 cannibals in Germany
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They thankfully later upgraded the charge to murder, I remember looking up the case after watching the IT Crew episode which parodied the event (Moss, the naive character reads an internet advert and due to a poor translation thinks the cannibal is offering German cookery lessons).
 
Looks like he walked right into one of those designated shit flinging/eating streets
 
India, to make the Poo go away, you must either eat it or use the toilet.

Germany is pleased with India's choice.:noticeme: India will do anything not put the poo in that loo.
 
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No wonder Reza "Text Has No Meaning" Aslan is getting so desperate for attention, there's probably barely anybody left who takes him seriously anymore.
 
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Wasn't that the German guy who ended up eating the whole rest of the dude too?

Just the dick an he shared that with the guy who's joystick he just cut off, he supposedly found it a little over cooked and chewy (I wish I was making that up) he then killed him and butchered him and the Police supposedly recovered 95% of the body.
 
I have never heard of these people, they're like real life Reavers, except they don't believe in hurting other people.
They live in cemeteries and eat people they fish out of the river or wherever else. They burn bodies and cover their faces with the ashes, take the skulls to use as necklaces and bowls. They eat garbage, human shit, rotten food, it's kind of amazing there any old ones. They believe this lifestyle gives them healing powers.
They also have sex with corpses. This is apparently a very important ritual. I think when they marry it's part of the ceremony. (edit, I guess they don't marry) Believe it or not there are female ones. They choose it, like I said, they don't actually hurt anyone, so people just leave them alone.
They also only have sex with women on their periods, so I guess there's probably not child ones
They believe being disgusting as possible brings them closer to god and the nature of things or something.. idk it's gross but fascinating.
 
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I have never heard of these people, they're like real life Reavers, except they don't believe in hurting other people.
They live in cemeteries and eat people they fish out of the river or wherever else. They burn bodies and cover their faces with the ashes, take the skulls to use as necklaces and bowls. They eat garbage, human shit, rotten food, it's kind of amazing there any old ones. They believe this lifestyle gives them healing powers.
They also have sex with corpses. This is apparently a very important ritual. I think when they marry it's part of the ceremony. Believe it or not there are female ones. They choose it, like I said, they don't actually hurt anyone, so people just leave them alone.
They also only have sex with women on their periods, so I guess there's probably not child ones
They believe being disgusting as possible brings them closer to god and the nature of things or something.. idk it's gross but fascinating.

Is none of this illegal in India?
 
I honestly have no problem with the Aghoris as long as they don't harm anyone outside their sect, but I am notoriously soft on even the most fanatical religious systems as long as they're not out crusading.

Why Reza Aslan would eat brains? Publicity, I guess. Couldn't think of any other reason unless you were an Aghori "true-believer."
 
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