Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Local Degenerate said:
Christ, I forgot about 'The Agent'.
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You and the story, and every future game.

Which is kind of funny, he a nameless mook, no back story, no face but that makes him stand out. He is no hunk, he not some survivor of any of the other incidents. But here he is, just helping ada like it is a 9-5 job. Never taking credit. It reminds me of that one qoute from Futurama.


Weirdly he also has a unique taunt and Coup De Grace so he likely just very unfinished idea.
 
ChucklesTheJester said:
You and the story, and every future game.

Which is kind of funny, he a nameless mook, no back story, no face but that makes him stand out. He is no hunk, he not some survivor of any of the other incidents. But here he is, just helping ada like it is a 9-5 job. Never taking credit. It reminds me of that one qoute from Futurama.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=edCqF_NtpOQ
Weirdly he also has a unique taunt and Coup De Grace so he likely just very unfinished idea.
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My friends and I like to joke that Agent is Ada's imaginary friend, especially since he can't interact with any progression-critical prompts in Ada's campaign. All he can do is shoot and be a blender.
 
Gravemind said:
My friends and I like to joke that Agent is Ada's imaginary friend, especially since he can't interact with any progression-critical prompts in Ada's campaign. All he can do is shoot and be a blender.
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This is the deep lore capcom wants everyone to forget with the remakes. No wonder every Resident evil after 6 has been meh when they deny ada her one and only true friend she can count on,
 
Coldgrip said:
I think the multiple scenarios could of worked out, but they'd need to practically be games in their own right. Which would of been a nightmare for Capcom.


Because when a game company keeps delivering the same experience over and over again it causes gaming journalists and the company's detractors to lambast them with shit reviews. Couple it with Capcom trying to do new things to keep the series fresh you wound up with the RE6's fragmented gameplay.


I'd rather they let the series stay dead for a while until they get some new ideas. I'm kind of tired of them beating this dead horse.
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Multi scenario could've worked, but all four a very different from each other. Chris's specifically is just Gears of War shit where as Leon is the only thing that was closer to classic RE since it had actual zombies, but with RE5 gameplay.

I do want to series to go away for awhile. I had thought with RE2 remake and DMCV, it would be a new golden age of Capcom. And it couldn't be further from the truth.

The fanbase has devolved into a few camps.

The over the shoulder tranny teenagers that think they know better than people that started in 1996, who are too incompetent to understand simple tank controls.

The faggots that think FPS is the true form of RE, along with shit blob monsters, werewolves and vampires.

The awkward fixed camera purists, who only think that's the only way to play the games and wants the checkpoint and hand holding shit to stop.
 
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ProfDongs said:
Is Jack Baker taking you for a ride the good kind of camp or the bad kind of camp?
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Somewhere in between.

The idea is hilariously cheesy, as is Jack's utter glee, but, as with everything else in nu RE, it's executed like shit, when he has no way to be pushing down on the gas pedal, which means Ethan's dumb ass is the one doing it.
 
The handsome tard said:
Kind of? I dont know how to explain it. Because we could handwave a lot of stuff to Salazar being a pompus prick and etc. With the chainsaw stuff, it removes some of the fear of the Dr Salvador and it makes you wonder what is that knife made of (and how the chainsaw doesnt force it off Leon's hands if anyone knows how a chainsaw works).

Its small things like that
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Yeah but look at fucking Ethan Winters and his totally realistic limb mishaps lol. An actual medical professionals worst nightmare that I imagine they get heart palpitations at how incorrect it is handled.
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
Yeah but look at fucking Ethan Winters and his totally realistic limb mishaps lol. An actual medical professionals worst nightmare that I imagine they get heart palpitations at how incorrect it is handled.
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Wesker is right (our Wesker, though RE Wesker isn't wrong either), RE needs to just fucking die. The only reason it's still going now is they realized they could just slap the RE name onto anything, then name someone Chris, and mongoloids would buy it and cheer how great it is.

RE died with 6. (Or Rev 2, technically, but I digress)
 
ProfDongs said:
Is Jack Baker taking you for a ride the good kind of camp or the bad kind of camp?
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I'd argue the good kind, especially considering how successful RE7 as a whole was, but mileage may, evidently, vary.

Mega Black said:
Capcom can't get over the fact that nobody wants a weird competitive multi-player game with a Resident Evil skin. They want Resident Evil games. Sadly for the executives it isn't a series that cooperates well with multi-player micro-transaction milking.
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Capcom's big fuckup there feels more like that they can't understand why adapting the Resident Evil IP to currently popular genres (like with Umbrella Corps at its time and currently Re:Verse) isn't working out for them. Maybe it would help matters marginally more if those spinoffs actually happened to be enjoyable to play, but they manage to fuck up even in that department as well, so it doesn't even get the slight benefit of being "bad idea, but decent game besides".

All of this, and, well... I'm sure being met with all this crap on a store page isn't particularly appealing to most customers either.
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I don't know how you faggots can seriously say RE8 is too stupid and silly while genuinely arguing that boulder punch is believable or that RE6 is a good game. Fucking unreal.
Gravemind said:
All of this, and, well... I'm sure being met with all this crap on a store page isn't particularly appealing to most customers either.
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They're just all around very unappealing to the customer base. RE fans don't want this type of game, you can make a new IP with freemium nickel and dime shit and sucker in some people but nobody who enjoys RE for its survival horror or action is going to play this garbage.
 
Gravemind said:
I'd argue the good kind, especially considering how successful RE7 as a whole was, but mileage may, evidently, vary.
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Mr. Baker's Wild Ride was what really solidified that game as great when I played it. He can drive the car by himself and rip you out of it(iirc). It was awesome and surprising, unlike pretty much all boss fights in every other game I wasn't sure what the rules were.
 
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