Relooted - You play a black person who breaks into places and steals stuff.

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Fun fact, the second season of netflix's tomb raider series was about this same shit about stealing back artefacts.
I could have lived without knowing that Lara was also raped by the Netflix shittification trend.
Also lol nigger game, you would think they would cancel this shit with how bad the publicity has been. Next Hyenas/Concord/Highguard like disaster?
 
I could have lived without knowing that Lara was also raped by the Netflix shittification trend.
Also lol nigger game, you would think they would cancel this shit with how bad the publicity has been. Next Hyenas/Concord/Highguard like disaster?
I looked at the devs and I think its a little more sad:
Its not like the game bakers or other more popular game devs that got inclusive later and became uncool, the devs of relooted did made regular games before, but almost nobody played nor noticed them, so it must have been then when they decided to go DEI and do this BLM trash, because even negative pubblicity is publicity and extra funding for representation and shit.
Nobody cared of what they were until they put on the blackface, game may not sell and be targeted online by the usual suspect, but they don't care, they got their money already.
 
I looked at the devs and I think its a little more sad:
Its not like the game bakers or other more popular game devs that got inclusive later and became uncool, the devs of relooted did made regular games before, but almost nobody played nor noticed them, so it must have been then when they decided to go DEI and do this BLM trash, because even negative pubblicity is publicity and extra funding for representation and shit.
Nobody cared of what they were until they put on the blackface, game may not sell and be targeted online by the usual suspect, but they don't care, they got their money already.
I don't feel sorry for them, any deve that goes woke for any reason deserves to have their reputation ruined and their studio shuttered.
 
I could have lived without knowing that Lara was also raped by the Netflix shittification trend.
Also lol nigger game, you would think they would cancel this shit with how bad the publicity has been. Next Hyenas/Concord/Highguard like disaster?
Nah, this ain't like Concord. This never got the level of coverage to qualify.

I think similar Concord-like, we also need Dustborn-like to start becoming a term as well.

My conditions for concord-likes were:
1: It must be a game which the corporation(s) behind it believe is likely to be a smash hit, and give it an extremely high amount of resources as a result.
2: Despite (1), it is immediately panned or written off at the moment of it's announcement by the larger audience, and flops immediately on release.
3: The reason for flopping is the game obviously being made by a group that's out of touch with the wider gaming market, ideally due to being some combination of:
-3a: Being behind market trends, such as a late arrival to it's genre, when said genre is falling out of favor.
-3b: Seeming to be self-evidently derivative of previous offerings it will compete with.
-3c: Having an outdated cultural outlook, particularly tropes associated with negative aspects of early 2020's pop culture (millenial humour, deliberate uglification, virtue signalling taken to obnoxious or overtly hypocritical levels, manchildren stuff).
4: And not as strictly but still helpful, it is a game that is online or some sort of live service offering. Something that will only be playable long term if it gets mass appeal.

So if I were to define what a Dustborn-like game is:
1: Relatively large team for 'Indie' game. At least 10, and usually a lot more.
-1a: Especially if this is weighted heavily in artistic developers. Artists, writers, etc. Something something many cooks.
2: Game Journo darling, not supported by larger corporations but makes media rounds where possible. (Usually because the game is spearheaded by a journo darling already).
3: Extremely low max player count, instant flop at an obviously unsustainable level. Less than 10 max players per dev.
4: Criticisms include but are not limited to:
-4a: Extremely basic, buggy, or otherwise lacking gameplay, with few to no interesting ideas or executions.
-4b: Heavy-handed left-leaning political takes, to the point of often being openly racist/sexist/otherwise biased and/or accidentally playing directly to negative stereotypes.
-4c: Because of 4b, characters that are supposed to be heroic or sympathetic become seen as assholes or outright villains, and possibly vice-versa.

Games I'd put as Dustbunnies include Sunset, Where the Water Tastes Like Wine, Goodbye Volcano High barely scrapes under to nab a spot for point 3, and of course we can't forget Validate. If you want to set a hard limit of sub-100 max players, even two of these failures don't apply.
 
Gonna post this here, too.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ana-va...torphd-acvalens-ac_valens.54511/post-23699383
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3melpc5gfh22v (archive) (mega)
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I like how despite the overwhelming amount of nigger ballwashing you can tell the writers are white because the characters acknowledge that they may go to prison for stealing.

In real life niggers never ever think about the consequences of their actions when committing theyz crimes.

If Laura and her three kids didn't want to die then they shouldn't have been in that 711 when I decided to rob it for tree fiddy and a pack of Newports shieeeeet.
 
I don't feel sorry for them, any deve that goes woke for any reason deserves to have their reputation ruined and their studio shuttered.
You shouldn't feel sorry, they grifted money by doing this kind of shit and the final result didn't really matter.
It's admittedly sad to think these people most likely tried, failed and then went woke as a result, but that doesn't mean you should feel pity for them, even if my theory is proven correct.
Like a nigger robbing a store after he was fired for incompetence.
Gonna post this here, too.
I convinced a friend to download it from game pass and stream it, the gameplay looked fluid, but everything else felt wrong.
Like, there is the base of a good game here: a fast paced platformer where you need to reach a location and then you're given a timer to get the fuck out, the description completely nails something like Pizza Tower, the issue is everything else, artstyle is slop, character design is atrocious and the soundtrack was hilarious wakandian choirs.
We kept on laughing and mocking as we watched the protagonist meeting her brother, who had a prosthetic arm and a ring that doesn't slip from it.
We didn't played more than the tutorial, but it wasn't really that impressive, and if we really wanted to scratch that speed platforming itch, i'm sure there are dozen of better alternative, like aformentioned Pizza Tower.

I may not be a nigger, but am a big fan of 2d indie games, so I wanna think of myself as target demographic, to a certain extent, and even then I found the game lackluster, imagine a game journalist instead.
These people don't really play videogames, they report how stunning and braves the developers are, how evil internet chuds are and then bail without playing.
 
Oh yea I forgot there's also a level where you have to go through the stinky smelly sewer to get into a museum because videogame so you gotta have a sewer level and when you're down there you find a tribal mask or whatever just laying there in a pile of shit and the fat cunt is like

"Shieeeeet nigga wippipo be so evil n shieeeeet that they just leave theyz artifacts down in theyz sewers!'

Yup, for sure, that's definitely something museums do.
 
Oh yea I forgot there's also a level where you have to go through the stinky smelly sewer to get into a museum because videogame so you gotta have a sewer level and when you're down there you find a tribal mask or whatever just laying there in a pile of shit and the fat cunt is like

"Shieeeeet nigga wippipo be so evil n shieeeeet that they just leave theyz artifacts down in theyz sewers!'

Yup, for sure, that's definitely something museums do.
I don't believe you, but its not unreasonable.
Was taught in 2nd grade that most museums stores away some of the stuff, or cycle expositing them, and I tought it was some kind of waste and that they should instead give the stuff they don't expose to other museums.
That was 2nd grade me, don't be like him, he wasn't bullied enough to mature as a person, the reality is that stuff exposed in museum is regularly studied or undergoes restoration as it still degrades overtime, it doesn't always stays idle when unexposed, there's a reason people pull them off the shelves from time to time.

Now, if what you described is true, then there are 2 possible reasons the writers of relooted made that:
1. They are retarded as 2nd grade me was, and deserves more bullying.
2. They don't give a shit and are just ragebaiting people.
 
Oh yea I forgot there's also a level where you have to go through the stinky smelly sewer to get into a museum because videogame so you gotta have a sewer level and when you're down there you find a tribal mask or whatever just laying there in a pile of shit and the fat cunt is like

"Shieeeeet nigga wippipo be so evil n shieeeeet that they just leave theyz artifacts down in theyz sewers!'

Yup, for sure, that's definitely something museums do.
The irony is that the devs could have done a semi justifiable argument about museums that have a massive collection of artifacts gathering dust in storehouses due to not being important enough for exhibitions, but I doubt the devs have been in a museum since their school days.
 
The irony is that the devs could have done a semi justifiable argument about museums that have a massive collection of artifacts gathering dust in storehouses due to not being important enough for exhibitions, but I doubt the devs have been in a museum since their school days.
They don't actually know any of that. They're idiot redditors that think museums are evil supervillan lairs like Dr Sneed's fortress of black oppression or some shit.
 
They don't actually know any of that. They're idiot redditors that think museums are evil supervillan lairs like Dr Sneed's fortress of black oppression or some shit.
Idea for a game because "Dr. Sneed's fortress of black oppression" sounds actually interesting: You play an afrofuturist wakandian translesbian amputee heroine who tries to rob priceless artefacts from the evil (and racist) grand wizard of the KKK dr. Sneed, in order to appease her policule of jewish non-binary game journalists, 3 transgender redditors and indian hipster.
The whole game takes the same structure of the old Frankenstein game for the amiga: you travel around the map for a specific item at the time, and then bring it back.
The parody being that the items are all fake and questionable, being stuff like watermelon's flavoured KFC, hard evidences of Derek Chauvin's innocence, a bike and a copy of dustborn's special edition in mint conditions.
At the end of the game, the policule is immediately arrested because Sneed's fortress had cameras, they blame it on black oppression and try to resist arrest, a QTE starts and no matter what the player does, they all die.
 
I like how despite the overwhelming amount of nigger ballwashing you can tell the writers are white because the characters acknowledge that they may go to prison for stealing.

In real life niggers never ever think about the consequences of their actions when committing theyz crimes.

If Laura and her three kids didn't want to die then they shouldn't have been in that 711 when I decided to rob it for tree fiddy and a pack of Newports shieeeeet.
thats really the worst part of Woke shit with browns involved/depicted, its always so far from the mark of your average nigger.

no one is saying Nigga, no one is doing gross black shit, no one is going "hold up, lemme hit a lick" and doing sudden violence while mugging for the camera, nothing.
 
Very late reply but
Setting aside this specific specimen am I wrong in thinking the "afrofuturism" fad, when separated from the inevitable retard-woke messaging and moralising, is effectively just extremely generic cyberpunk with the aesthetic of a gaudily painted slum/shanty town covered in overdesigned grafitti and cheap LED lights?
A lot of the "afrofuturism" stuff is just shit tier 70s sci-fi anyway.

A lot of the aesthetics of wokeshit with a black lead are the same black woman with the same hair cut and a weird mish mash of 70s, 80s, and 90s stuff (casettes, VHS, etc), with tumblr/twitter woke culture slapped on top.
 
Honestly, between this game and The Woman King ball-washing the Dahomey and other slave-driving tribes, it really makes all that whining about colonization and slavery over the past decade ring hollow and insincere. They don't hate that they were slaves, they just hate that white people were the ones doing it.
 
So if I were to define what a Dustborn-like game is:
Should also include that it is very likely to have been unwillingly funded by taxpayers.

It's admittedly sad to think these people most likely tried, failed and then went woke as a result, but that doesn't mean you should feel pity for them, even if my theory is proven correct.
I am angry because these (spiritual) niggers robbed a more talented team from their chance to make a more worthwhile product.

Instead, we're now stuck with this piece of shit, whose only real value is to be one more punchline on liberal retardation and gamejurno impotence.

Then again, I can't complain about the free entertainment.

They don't hate that they were slaves, they just hate that white people were the ones doing it.
They also hate they were members of the tribe that got buckbroken, instead of being the ones doing the raping and pillaging.

Niggers aren't actually morally opposed to slavery, and never have been.
 
How would the game have been, had they added the plot twist of after the artifacts were "returned" to their rightful owners, the owner countries end up defaulting on their Chinese Belt & Road loans, and those artifacts were seized to pay the debts? And then those artifacts are melted down for the raw material, and the material ends up in food production, where it is part of artificial meat, which is then sold to and cooked in a Chinese street food vendor and sold to people for 0.25 RMB each?
 
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