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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Nigga did you really go through someones post history for this. Why are you even on this site?
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like 90% of the content on this site exists purely because the site users go through lolcows post histories on various websites to laugh at the shit they post
that's kind of what this place is about
 
> Ctrl + F "r/centrist"
> "No results found"

I used to read r/centrist but I gave up on it a while ago since I realized it is still stupid people downvoting when you dislike people such as Biden.
Because they view him as a moderate. Even if that would be true, it doesn't absolve him from being passive and Establishment puppet.
It suffers somewhat from Trump Derangement Syndrome. But I think this happens everywhere on Reddit.

Here are some posts. The last one seems hilarious.


^ You will see u/Ewi_Ewi making damage control a lot.
 
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Reddit just announced it's going public in March.

You know what that means fellas.

"It's simple. We kill the IPO."
 

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Seems the next potential date for the Reddit IPO is now March.
Reddit poised to make stock market debut in March at $10B valuation

Social media platform Reddit is preparing to launch an initial public offering in March at a $10 billion valuation, moving forward with a listing it has been eyeing for more than three years, people familiar with the matter told Reuters.
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I liked this bit:
But in 2023, Reddit expected to generate slightly over $800 million in advertising revenue, up more than 20% from a year earlier, The Information reported last month.
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But apparently they aren't profitable... how do you bring in nearly a billion dollars and not make a profit.

It will be funny if they do IPO, if only for the disclosures they're going to have to make.
 
davids877 said:
Seems the next potential date for the Reddit IPO is now March.
Reddit poised to make stock market debut in March at $10B valuation




I liked this bit:

But apparently they aren't profitable... how do you bring in nearly a billion dollars and not make a profit.

It will be funny if they do IPO, if only for the disclosures they're going to have to make.
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The numbers are all bullshit. They’re not public, they don’t have to disclose shit. IPOs are estimated and 99% of the time the price falls off. Reddit’s userbase is saturated and it doesn’t interest gen alpha who don’t know how to read or write. They will go public to get a payout, the stock will middle about for a few years, and then get absorbed by some media conglomerate once it’s cheap enough.
 
George Lucas said:
The numbers are all bullshit. They’re not public, they don’t have to disclose shit. IPOs are estimated and 99% of the time the price falls off. Reddit’s userbase is saturated and it doesn’t interest gen alpha who don’t know how to read or write. They will go public to get a payout, the stock will middle about for a few years, and then get absorbed by some media conglomerate once it’s cheap enough.
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The price will plummet after the pedo jannies start getting exposed.
 
AnOminous said:
I hope someone makes six gorillion dollars shorting it.
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It’s literally going to the be easiest short of the year. I’m not much of a gambler but I’m willing to put a thousand or so of “fun” money on shorts when this happens.
Fried-Rice12 said:
The price will plummet after the pedo jannies start getting exposed.
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I hope when the price falls enough Elon does a hostile takeover. Imagine the tranny jannies going absolutely apeshit after r/thedonald is reinstated. That 41% would be getting much, much higher.
 
They have to be nuts to think an IPO is a good idea. 90% of reddit is amateur porn and blatant political extremism two things advertisers and shareholders do not tolerate.

Even as cucked as corpo America is you're still going to get phone calls from shareholders wondering why your publicly traded company is coddling pedophiles and calling for the genocide of white people and telling you to knock that shit off.
 
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davids877 said:
But apparently they aren't profitable... how do you bring in nearly a billion dollars and not make a profit.
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Reddit chews through an absurd amount of bandwidth and egress bandwidth is surprisingly expensive. That's how.

Imagine if youtube started preloading every video that was recommended on the sidebar. That's...exactly what reddit does.
 
I read a book by Stephen King when I was kid called Cell. The premise is fantastic and it's a fun read, well before we get to the standard retarded King ending. Basically, everyone with a cell phone gets a call at the same time one day and whatever they hear turns them into 28 days later zombies. Only the people who missed the call didn't turn, and only those that weren't instantly massacred by the zombies survived to be a part of the story.

Anyway, I often catch myself daydreaming about something like that happening to redditors, and instead of turning them in to zombies, they just keel over.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Anyway, I often catch myself daydreaming about something like that happening to redditors, and instead of turning them in to zombies, they just keel over.
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I think it already has. The zombies part. They were just already mindless and they're too fat to get out of their basements, and don't like eating brains or brains in general.
 
std::string said:
Reddit chews through an absurd amount of bandwidth and egress bandwidth is surprisingly expensive. That's how.

Imagine if youtube started preloading every video that was recommended on the sidebar. That's...exactly what reddit does.
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Which is ironic, since YouTube is similarly unprofitable. Even without being as retarded as Reddit when it comes to bandwidth usage,
 
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std::string said:
Reddit chews through an absurd amount of bandwidth and egress bandwidth is surprisingly expensive. That's how.

Imagine if youtube started preloading every video that was recommended on the sidebar. That's...exactly what reddit does.
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Egress is probably even more expensive when you don't run it yourself but pay Fastly to do it.
 
Gondolindrim said:
Ever notice how sometimes when you make a new burner account, it's randomly shadowbanned even if you've never made a comment on it?
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If you're using a VPN they probably just shadowban any accounts created with known VPNs, if not then it's probably some type of browser fingerprinting that's flagging your new accounts.

What is browser fingerprinting?
Device fingerprinting or browser fingerprinting is the systematic collection of information about a remote device, for identification purposes. Client-side scripting languages allow the development of procedures to collect very rich fingerprints: browser and operating system type and version, screen resolution, architecture type, lists of fonts, plugins, microphone, camera, etc.
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