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Lord Denning said:
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Only on Reddit would you be told you're in the wrong for not understanding a class cause your instructor can't speak clear English. The response doesn't even address the issue, how will going to office hours or asking questions help if you can't understand the guy when he speaks? I can't believe anyone actually asks these retards for advice.
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The top response is so clearly an indian, seething because someone (correctly) tells the truth that foreign profs simply are not capable enough of speaking English.
The majority of internet users today are swarthy subhumans.
 
Pedophobe said:
"Voice-to-skull" a totally real sooper-sekrit telecommunications tech the government uses to send you messages no one else can here.
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I am late but this is literally a real thing. Tech that allows sound to be targeted in such a way you can aim it at a person across a street and make them hear whispers directly in their ears even in a crowd.

 
Link / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bZjF1
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General QuestionSeriously where can I masturbate??? (self.UCSantaBarbara)
submitted 10 days ago by Need2cummmm
I am a freshman in Santa Rosa dorms and one of my roommates is an international student who just skips class and plays League of Legends in our room for a literal minimum of 16 hours a day. He even gets his groceries delivered and eats all his meals at his desk so he literally never leaves the room for more than like 5 minutes(10 minutes if he decides to shower that day). Aside from my room, the only other place that I thought I could masturbate in is the shared bathrooms, but nutting on the public shower floor just seems so disgusting and heinous. It's been like 3 weeks at this point and I can literally feel a pressure inside my pubic region whenever I sit down. Does anyone know a place I can go to masturbate? Seriously.

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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Link / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bZjF1
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General QuestionSeriously where can I masturbate??? (self.UCSantaBarbara)
submitted 10 days ago by Need2cummmm
I am a freshman in Santa Rosa dorms and one of my roommates is an international student who just skips class and plays League of Legends in our room for a literal minimum of 16 hours a day. He even gets his groceries delivered and eats all his meals at his desk so he literally never leaves the room for more than like 5 minutes(10 minutes if he decides to shower that day). Aside from my room, the only other place that I thought I could masturbate in is the shared bathrooms, but nutting on the public shower floor just seems so disgusting and heinous. It's been like 3 weeks at this point and I can literally feel a pressure inside my pubic region whenever I sit down. Does anyone know a place I can go to masturbate? Seriously.

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Roommate is a gross, vidya-addicted NEET (he's at college but clearly not actually engaging with education) and this dude is most concerned with his ability to masturbate :story:

Also, I'm thinking this international student is Chinese, but that's just me.
 
CHARizard said:
This subreddit is so funny. The guy straight up has it and still refuses to move on with his life. Imagine doing this to yourself.
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"gained a ton of weight"

Isn't it curious how they always conveniently forget that being overweight increases the risks of contracting or having a severe case of Covid?
 
beautiful person said:
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I thought for sure they were wearing a rubber mask until I looked closer.

I also thought for sure that they were a tranny, but in another post they're saying they have 12 kids, all with white men in order to make sure all their progeny look more white.

Link to their profile, archive of their post history (including thumbnails of NSFW posts with jizz on their face), with screenshots of all of their comments below:
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Apparently they worship white women or some shit? Idk, but I guess I'm going to have to keep an eye on this person.



Lol, so afraid of Covid, yet the one thing she could do to make sure she doesn't die from Covid is not be fat... and she lets herself get fat! Lmao.
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The two races are Human and Klingon
anti SJW said:
My Reddit account just got a 2 day suspension for "Hate speech." I said there are only 2 genders.
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Stop using reddit. Simple.
 
Elwood P. Dowd said:
Link / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bZjF1
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General QuestionSeriously where can I masturbate??? (self.UCSantaBarbara)
submitted 10 days ago by Need2cummmm
I am a freshman in Santa Rosa dorms and one of my roommates is an international student who just skips class and plays League of Legends in our room for a literal minimum of 16 hours a day. He even gets his groceries delivered and eats all his meals at his desk so he literally never leaves the room for more than like 5 minutes(10 minutes if he decides to shower that day). Aside from my room, the only other place that I thought I could masturbate in is the shared bathrooms, but nutting on the public shower floor just seems so disgusting and heinous. It's been like 3 weeks at this point and I can literally feel a pressure inside my pubic region whenever I sit down. Does anyone know a place I can go to masturbate? Seriously.

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Coomer vs consoomer
 
Redditor attempts to turn their shared house into a police state

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Okay, so can y'all not be judgey. I need everyone's perspective on this, and I'm trying to be diplomatic in this situation here.

When searching for new housemates, I formulated a list with my partner of house expectations—queer-friendly, mature, and basic respect for shared spaces.

We did not add COVID consciousness to the list. I wanted to. At the time, I did not even suggest that criterion for new housemates because although my partner masks everywhere else, she had not been masking at work because she works 9-10 hours straight next to a hot oven and gets migraines, so masks were out of the question for her at work. (she's looking to get out of this job.) This gave me so much anxiety since we shared a room that I finally broke down and begged her to, and she began masking at work again even though it is highly uncomfortable.

Problem is, we did not vet roommates who are living with us now to see if they masked in public since, during the vetting process, I felt we could not in good conscience ask for that if my partner was not. Now, in this surge (there are five of us), my housemates are getting sick left and right because they don't masks in public. I'm scared to get sick again.

I was talking to my partner, and now that we are operating as a unit on the topic of COVID, I want to say something like this in our house group chat. She now says she wishes we had had this standard for masking for our housemates in the first place, and we both regret not having this standard. Are these reasonable asks?

TLDR: Are the attached screenshots a reasonable ask for housemates who are not COVID-conscious like my partner and I are?
 
Jesus fucking Christ with that post, there had to have said "y'all" at least a dozen times in one (obnoxiously long) text. Insufferable.
 
Random young man finds car in public covered in anime borderline porn (aka "itasha"), makes the mistake of 1) posting on Reddit at all, 2) posting his disgust with this display on Reddit, and 3) incorrectly believing that public porn that is merely borderline is illegal.

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No one:
Local gay tight glove enthusiasts driving around at night:

Warning men of Halifax: The Glove Man​



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If you want context before diving into this weird as fuck story, here are two posts 1 2 made on this subreddit about this same guy in the past, also note he browses this subreddit so please don't start a shitstorm with him personally involved or I'm worried it might come down on my head, and I absolutely do not want any further involvement with this man.
Last weekend I was on my way back from downtown walking alone on Spring Garden road scouting for a cab when a well dressed guy in a black SUV pulls up beside me and asks if I'm looking for a cab. I said yes, he asked where I was going and I told him. He said he was headed in the same direction and that he offers rides around town on the weekend. Thinking this was some friendly guy running his own Uber service, I got in hoping for a cheap ride home and handed him $10 out of my pocket. I'm 6'3 and 200lbs so I didn't feel threatened. Stupid of me.
The guy is wearing a leather jacket and leather gloves, and as soon as we're driving, starts talking about the business he has selling leather gloves. He gives me his business card. At this point I think he's just a quirky salesman with a small business which he promotes on the side while driving people.
When we get near my street, he tells me he wants me to try on some gloves. He is very excited about his gloves and despite being a bit weird I thought I'd humor him, give his business a chance and then tell him I wasn't interested and be on my way.
He gives me a pair of leather gloves which are extremely tight to fit on my hands and I start to put one on, despite it obviously not fitting. He then prompts me to pull the glove right on and thread my fingers together to stretch it on properly, and shows me how to stretch the glove by pulling on it and making a fist. At this point I'm getting extremely wierded out by the whole thing, and we turn onto my street, when he pulls over and encourages me to put the other glove on too. While this is happening an obviously drunk girl walks up to the window to ask for directions. I go to open the door to talk to her, seeing a good excuse to dip, and he says "No, don't open it" or something along those lines - I think he actually hit the window lock button too. She asks me for directions from outside the car and I point her on down the street. I turn back to the guy and he has a "better fitting" pair of gloves for me to try on. At this point I should have gotten the fuck out of there but I just told him "Okay I'll try them on and I have your card so I'll get in touch if I like them," this seemed like the least confrontational route out of his car. Again they are ridiculously tight and he has me stretch the gloves. This time it becomes extremely obvious that he has a fetish for young men wearing leather gloves and this is how he gets off. As I stretch the glove onto my hand, he starts breathing heavily and telling me how to stretch it. I had to physically turn and look down at his hands to make sure he wasn't jerking off, because it sounded like it from his breathing and the way he spoke. I was pretty drunk and too uncomfortable to voice concern or contend with his requests. I felt like I would have been behaving weirdly if I straight up turned down his attempts to have me model and buy his gloves. I did what he said for a while and stretched the gloves pretending to be interested/consider buying them for what felt like an eternity and then said "Anyway that's great but I should really get home, I have your card", at which point he acquiesces and starts driving down the street again. I had him drop me a block away from my house and hid in somebody's yard around the corner to wait for him to leave, which he did after idling there for 5 minutes.
After this happened I told my roommates in the morning and was absolutely convinced they wouldn't believe me/wouldn't believe that there was any weird sexual shit involved. One of my roommates told me this guy is well known on the Halifax gay scene and one of her friends knows who he is. I looked it up and lo and behold, the previously linked reddit posts told me all I need to know.
This guy, who told me his name was MJ, goes around picking up young men, offering drives, and gets off by making them try on and stretch out his leather gloves. There are multiple other stories of him offering people drugs, having them drive (drunk/high) while wearing his gloves, and other fucked up things.
So this is a warning and appeal to other people in Halifax. Getting in a stranger's car at 3am hammered is obviously fucking stupid and I won't be doing it again. After it happened I kinda just shrugged him off as a harmless weirdo but having read other people's stories on here I realize this guy actually makes a habit of taking advantage (even without physical contact) of drunk young men for his own sexual pleasure. At no point did he touch me but he pressured me into an extremely uncomfortable situation for his own pleasure, and has done this to countless other young men. Some of the other stories do include unwelcome physical contact. If this guy was doing the same to young women he would absolutely be locked up right now, without any question.
Take care dudes. Fuck
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