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sorry to break the news to you all, but I've won this thread. You might as well close it with this as the last post because nobody will ever be able to find a post that encapsulates reddit more than this.
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How bad is your parenting if fucking reddit moms of all people are making you feel heckin invalid and unsafe

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She’s got to be bat shit crazy for those boards to be “torn apart” by them, they’re not even bad for mom boards lol.
 
A challenge for my fellow Kiwis: can you spot the "humor" in this post on r/politicalhumor?

You have to think redditor, all the words that are typed in that title and the post, not just those, every redditor as they're typing, in their head they all picture themselves saying these things in the place of john oliver or colbert or any other evening time funny-man, on their own show with perfect snarky delivery, just sending up republicans so savagely that their dead grandmas will feel it.
 
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Also what company anywhere gives employees 8 weeks of annual leave, especially ones that work 25 hours a week? I get 25 and a half days and that's considered generous in my country lmao
I've always heard that Frenchies and some other continentals get like 2 months off. Then again they don't make a lot of money and I also have no idea if that's PTO or just "see ya in 2 months putain". I think 4 weeks PTO is reasonable, especially when you get 10-11 paid holidays on top of that (I miss my old benefits).
You guys get days off?
 
Kyle Rittenhouse:

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"this would immediately let anyone who is working against the current order of government [know] that that there are actual punishments for their actions"
 
Kyle Rittenhouse:

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"this would immediately let anyone who is working against the current order of government [know] that that there are actual punishments for their actions"

"Hell-bent on pretending nothing bad is happening" - you could have fooled me, I see them calling for blood of people who are mostly charged only with parading without a license and trespassing.
 
On /r/canada it's literally against the rules to even suggest that covid restrictions are authoritarian and of course you need to refer to "medical subreddits" for factual covid information:

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An /r/news thread doesn't go the way the jannies hoped so the thread gets locked:
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The typical redditor mindset:

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LARPing kid. Probably 11. Precocious for his age, thinks he's hot shit. Parents watched Friends reruns on TV.

No adult talks about their IQ
Nah, it's a pedo adult. r/drama once banned any users with /r/teenagers in their comment history for being underage as a joke, and their modmail was flooded with men in their late 20's to 40's asking why they'd been banned.
And redditors will absolutely brag about their IQ, even though most are probably under 100.
 
^^^^ e: we had the same idea but so far not what I expected ^^^^

I usually dont stray from my hobby subs unless there's a happening, I gotta say I'm pretty surprised at /r/news today

Lots of this:
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and whoa wait a minute, what's this:
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Reddit challenge: describe exactly what's wrong with a president serving McDonalds without resorting to pro-classism.
Fast food advertises in lower income areas therefore racism because lower income areas are PoC dominated, which isn't a racist statement somehow.
The typical redditor mindset:

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Gotta love Redditors sucking Big Pharma cock because "they are helping"

Hey Reddit, who paid the largest fine in US Criminal history? Who put cancer causing material in their children's sunscreen? Who lied about Oxycodin?
Lots of this:
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and whoa wait a minute, what's this:
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For once Redditors surprise me. I guess a broken clock is right yada yada yda.
 
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