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...Why can't the teenager just go to the store and buy snacks herself? Are there no grocery stores at all within walking distance?
The closest supermarket is probably an hour's walk away, and no teenager, especially a girl, is going to go outdoors by herself (pedophile behind every tree, don't ya know!). Nobody uses sidewalks in residential areas anymore anyway, unless there's a goddamn dog with them.
 
Girl Dinner Diaries has gone full Hambly:
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Is this just a thing where girls shit the bed? I don't think there's a thing where girls just shit the bed. What the fuck? Why are girls shitting the bed???

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Is this just a thing where girls shit the bed? I don't think there's a thing where girls just shit the bed. What the fuck? Why are girls shitting the bed???

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If your wife shits on you, it is haram to lay with her again. A beating with a cane no wider than your thumb is warranted but you must not strike her more than 15 times. Unless she is, may Allah forgive her, an Albanian then you may double that number of strikes.
 
Saw this in a random Reddit thread and it caught my eye:
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I clicked on his profile and just saw an increasingly absurd amount of claims and accomplishments. Was an advisor to Biden and Obama and knows them personally. Swam with Ryan Lochte and is a triathlete while also being one of the highest-paid professors in the country. Made millions from Bitcoin. Started college at 15 (where he also had lots of sex, of course). Former bank executive but retired from that by the time he was 30. Wife is an epidemiologist who played a big role during COVID. Has a six year old who is apparently a genius (and a stepson he obviously hates). And that's not to mention the dramatic life stories, like trying to save children from burning car wrecks and having to be pulled away by bystanders while covered in flames.

I ended up laughing my ass off at how jam-packed with accomplishments this guy's life supposedly is. I don't know if it's funnier if he's a pathological bullshitter or if it's all true and he's some kind of real life main character.
So I randomly remembered this guy I posted about a while ago. Decided to actually get to the bottom of this. I did, in fact, manage to find out the guy's real name after a little bit of digging. I'm on the fence as to whether to post his real name and social media accounts, because at the end of the day this guy hasn't really done anything other than inflate his accomplishments on Reddit.

He is an economics professor at a decently-ranked university (although he claims to teach at an R1, which it's not) and has some experience as a vice-president in corporate banking. Everything else seems to be bullshit.

His Faculty/Staff Directory page on the university website doesn't mention working in the White House at all, which you would think is the sort of thing you'd want to include. There's probably a grain of truth to many of the things he's claiming, but it would be accurate overall to call him a bullshitter. His economics papers are mostly about things like the impact of an airport on the local economy of the town the University is based in, things like that.

I could also find no evidence that his wife is a notable epidemiologist who played a leading role in the vaccine rollout during COVID and was nationally famous (he claims in some posts to have needed armed security because of death threats):
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Instead, based on her LinkedIn page she seems to work in the HR department for a snack food company. Nothing else came up when I googled his wife's name.

The weird part is that his actual accomplishments are fairly respectable, but his Reddit account would have you think he's the most important person in the world no one has ever heard of. I find that more interesting than someone who's accomplished nothing and does the same thing - you'd understand why a 30 year old NEET would do this, is what I mean. What the hell is happening here?
 
Actually in this case after a little research it looks like you're wrong
This is the case in most cases of "girls are UwU so this must be a tranny", like that time in SJW art thread people directly discovered art was by a woman, then proceeded to keep discussing it like it was by a troon.

We would progress a lot once this rhetoric is squashed.
 
This is the case in most cases of "girls are UwU so this must be a tranny", like that time in SJW art thread people directly discovered art was by a woman, then proceeded to keep discussing it like it was by a troon.

We would progress a lot once this rhetoric is squashed.

No in the case of reddit more often than not it turns out to be correct or very likely when you look into it.

But this particular time it's off.
 
I'm sure most of you know what circlejerk subreddits are. I'm sure most of you also know these circlejerk subs are generally more insufferable than the subreddit they're mocking. So, fellow Kiwis, which redditors had the bigger reddit moments?

Exhibit A: r/prolife


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While the sub's userbase is overwhelmingly pro-life, the rules explicitly allows those with opposing views to comment on most posts so long as they act in good faith (unusual for reddit):

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Exhibit B: r/prolifecirclejerk

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Oh no, soyence proves having even one baby will ruin every facet of my existence! It's a good thing none of these Pathetic-Losers can come here and dispute this claim (because lol reddit).

Speaking of babies, the mods get BLANGRY if you post baby pictures in r/prolife. In fact, baby faces cause so much clitty leaking that they'll censor the faces (unless it's a fictional character, which I can only assume is because of reddit autism). They get even more angry if anyone makes fun of their seething:

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Unsurprisingly, they are not so tolerant of dissent. In fact, the pro life paranoia approaches tinfoil hat levels:

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You guys remember the early days of reddit and the violentacrez saga? Or when a guy called gradualnigger was voted the best poster on reddit? It's crazy to see what things start as and what they become.

Maybe calling this green reddit won't be too far off in the future. Horrifying to think about.
 
This person came to my attention because they keep making brag posts about their insatiable young boytoy. At first I was just like “damn bitch you ugly “ but then I saw the chest hair. The truth does indeed sting when it says YWNBAW.
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