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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

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Megaroad 2012 said:
Oh we've had evidence of years of Mike.

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Just look at all of this horrid evidence!
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Mike's grandfather was even a Brigadeführer!
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Someone has to stop these nazi bastards!
 
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Marissa Moira said:
So how will they be reviewing the Mandalinian? Will it be a 2 man 2 parter(with dead Jay) like STD or will it be full on Plinkett?
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I hope they don't. Mando is actually a step in the right direction. It could have been literally "Fett survived, also he isn't a bad guy anymore :^)" but instead its semi new content. Also no Death Star.
 
"They fly now" brought me back to the Phantom Menace Plinkett review, when Plinkett said that black people don't go to Star Wars movies. Combine that with the Rogue One review (I KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT), and the fact that niggers love repetition and recognizing things that they know, and you come to realize that Star Wars is, more than ever, for niggers.
 
PreferredPenne said:
"They fly now" brought me back to the Phantom Menace Plinkett review, when Plinkett said that black people don't go to Star Wars movies. Combine that with the Rogue One review (I KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT), and the fact that niggers love repetition and recognizing things that they know, and you come to realize that Star Wars is, more than ever, for niggers.
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Exactly. Just as the original Star Wars was a "reboot" of ye olde scifi serials & samurai films, Mandalorian is the same style of "reboot" of ye olde classic westerns.
 
Cyril Sneer said:
It should have been (although it's still nice to have some live-action SW media with a Mandalorian protagonist). It's really strange how reluctant Disney has been to touch Boba Fett, considering how gleefully they've shat upon other fan-favourite characters like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
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No, let Boba die in peace. I know he was revived in the pre-Disney EU, but that too was a total mistake. If you keep bringing things back to life, then loss itself loses meaning. Like it has in comic books; we all know any "death of your favorite hero" won't stick. Also there is more mystery, more to be gained, by the Mando not being Fett than otherwise.

But you are right. Fett is oddly spicy for Disney. His Empire-era career is wide open, but we don't hear a peep.
 
HumanHive said:
But you are right. Fett is oddly spicy for Disney. His Empire-era career is wide open, but we don't hear a peep.
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Fett was oddly spicy for the Sarlaac too. That's why almost no EU media has him actually dying in Jedi. I really doubt Disney is planning on leaving him dead. Fett returning in Jedi only to be killed by a random slapstick accident was as rage inducing at the time as Captain Phasma coming back for a single scene of TlJ to fall down a fiery shaft.

I would be so interesting to briefly go back in time to watch neolithic Star Wars nerds complain about Return of the Jedi, knowing that movie is sunshine, roses, and perfection compared with what was to come.
 
stuffandthings said:
Fett was oddly spicy for the Sarlaac too. That's why almost no EU media has him actually dying in Jedi. I really doubt Disney is planning on leaving him dead. Fett returning in Jedi only to be killed by a random slapstick accident was as rage inducing at the time as Captain Phasma coming back for a single scene of TlJ to fall down a fiery shaft.

I would be so interesting to briefly go back in time to watch neolithic Star Wars nerds complain about Return of the Jedi, knowing that movie is sunshine, roses, and perfection compared with what was to come.
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Ah yes. To think that Ewoks were the worst it could get.
I wonder if they'll say the same about TLJ in 30 years time.
 
I was bored so I watched One Cut of the Dead tonight. It's a good film, though I think the concept carries it -- nothing else about it really stands out, though it is entertaining and has a lot of heart. It's ultimately a movie about film making, which seems to be like catnip to Jay, so I can see why he liked it so much.
 
HumanHive said:
Like the prequels? Which have already gained a cult following?
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At the absolute very least, even if you (correctly) think the writing, acting, directing, and effects are trash, the prequels had some flashy fight scenes and a good helping of fanservice.

TLJ had uh...
Luke drinking blue milk straight from alien cow tit? Whatever that shit with the Imperial guards was supposed to be?
Yo mama jokes?
 
Aaaaaaaaaaand new Best of the Worst episode, staring Mike/Jay/Rich and Culkin
Come get it while its hot
 
HumanHive said:
No, let Boba die in peace. I know he was revived in the pre-Disney EU, but that too was a total mistake.
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No, the total mistake was seeing the character's remaining at large in the galaxy as a loose end that needed to be wrapped up in an autistic little bow (by dropping him into a visual metaphor for Marcia Lucas's all-consuming vagina) for the final film in the trilogy, something even George Lucas himself eventually admitted. Explaining Fett's survival and escape from that situation is one of the unambiguously best things that the EU ever did.

HumanHive said:
If you keep bringing things back to life, then loss itself loses meaning.
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If you kill off characters for the sake of a burp joke, then loss itself loses meaning.

stuffandthings said:
Fett was oddly spicy for the Sarlaac too. That's why almost no EU media has him actually dying in Jedi. I really doubt Disney is planning on leaving him dead. Fett returning in Jedi only to be killed by a random slapstick accident was as rage inducing at the time as Captain Phasma coming back for a single scene of TlJ to fall down a fiery shaft.
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I would say even more rage-inducing, since, unlike Phasma, Fett actually did things, like track down the Falcon when no one else could and freely talk back to Darth Vader in a film where it was continuously emphasized that his other subordinates were scared shitless of him.
 
At least they all threw Mike's contrarian shit in his face at the end. Jay legitimately seemed over it. Mack didn't stick out quite as bad this time during the discussion. I still don't find his slob aesthetic and "lol random" shirts appealing. Also why the fuck does Sean accompany him everywhere? Isn't he just the PR guy? Does Culk really need a full time handler?
 
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