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that is in-line with the themes, tones, vibe, etc. of the world it exists in.
They misunderstood the point of the OT entirely. Them bitching about politics ignores the point that the OT was also political. Vader and one of his officers even argue over the political blowback of arresting Leia, and later Tarkin and some other officers debate the blowback from dissolving the Senate. In one of the movie's deleted scenes, Biggs and Luke debate the politics of joining the Rebellion, and the Empire taxing and nationalizing commerce. The main reason people are even rebelling against the Empire in the first place, before Alderaan was blown to bits, is because the Empire was confiscating property and rationalizing private enterprises. That's the kind of shit that drove both peasant farm boys and nobles into joining the Rebellion.

That, and none of the OT films were even thematically consistent. ANH was standard cowboy/fantasy adventure fare. ESB was dark, moody, and traumatic. ROTJ was a fun family flick. Each film was its own beast. Complaining that the PT isn't the fun, fantasy cowboy epic that ANH was is stupid, since that complaint can also be levied at ROTJ and ESB.

There's a reason the Ewoks are hated. People fell in love with Empire Strikes Back and its dark atmosphere, only for the big bad Empire to lose to teddy bears with sticks on the next flick. The tonal shift was jarring.

A good story
That is what they say they want. But them endlessly bitching about how the PT isn't the OT led to Rogue One's situation.

Also, a film set right before ANH is obviously going to have AT-STs and X-Wings. This isn't KOTOR where it's 4000 years before the films.

Mike's general criticism was that the fun space fantasy movies based off of the old Buck Rogers serials and WW2 footage were supplanted by people sitting around talking about taxation on trade routes or CGI schlockfests that ruined key parts of the original films (eg, the Force as this mystical, spiritual thing rather than just a tool to lob rocks or have Yoda flip around like the baby from Ally McBeal or having James Earl Jones say the word 'Padme.')
Only the first movie did that. ESB spent a lot of time with Yoda bitching to Luke about emotions, and ROTJ might as well be two different movies with how Endor and Tatooine were thematically different. The Ewoks would've been eaten by Jabba's Rancor if they lived on Tatooine.

The OT memberberries you're talking about is more CGI schlock, so this is consistent with their criticisms of the prequels.
They were complaining that OT vehicles existed in the time period before ANH. That is completely stupid.

Whether this is from a series of films (Star Trek, Indiana Jones, Star Wars) or just a singular film, that generally is what he wants. I don't think Rogue One is a particularly good story. The idea of a ragtag group going through and succeeding vs. the Empire is very much 'Star Wars' but the execution felt more like a rough draft. And honestly? Vader going in and murdering everyone en masse might be 'so kewl how it seamlessly blends into Episode 1' but it comes off as a downer even though the good guys 'won' (which, yes, we know what happens here and the whole movie is pointless as a result because the one thing it could've done -- create new characters to use in future projects -- didn't happen and, oops, they realized that as Andor is a prequel to the prequel.)
So he just wants a brainless facsimile of what he thinks ANH was. No wonder a film like Force Awakens tickled his boner.
 
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It is, if you take only a surface level understanding of the criticisms levied against the prequels.

You can deride Mike's own personal tastes, his understanding of cinema, his functional alcoholism, or his inability to articulate things very well, but he's generally been pretty consistent about what he wants:

1) A good story
2) that is in-line with the themes, tones, vibe, etc. of the world it exists in.
He recommended Jurassic World.
 
He recommended Jurassic World.
See my previous point about how you can deride his taste/understanding of cinema/etc. All I'm saying is he's been consistent with his criticisms of franchises he enjoys, even if he might be liking things that don't have great stories or are great films.
They misunderstood the point of the OT entirely. Them bitching about politics ignores the point that the OT was also political. Vader and one of his officers even argue over the political blowback of arresting Leia,

This is a joke, right? Here is the sum total of that particular scene:

"Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate."
"I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base."
"She'll die before she tells you anything."
"Leave that to me."


In Phantom Menace, we have the opening crawl, the whole bit leading up to the 'reveal' of the Jedi, Padme addressing the Senate, Palpy going on about wanting that treaty signed, etc.

The lines from ANH do a lot of heavy lifting -- it establishes Leia's importance to the plot, Vader's motivations for capturing her, their particular alliances, Leia's character, and more, all in about 15 seconds.

In one of the movie's deleted scenes, Biggs and Luke debate the politics of joining the Rebellion, and the Empire taxing and nationalizing commerce. The main reason people are even rebelling against the Empire in the first place, before Alderaan was blown to bits, is because the Empire was confiscating property and rationalizing private enterprises. That's the kind of shit that drove both peasant farm boys and nobles into joining the Rebellion.

There's a reason it's a deleted scene and why Mike criticized similar in TPM.

That, and none of the OT films were even thematically consistent. ANH was standard cowboy/fantasy adventure fare. ESB was dark, moody, and traumatic. ROTJ was a fun family flick. Each film was its own beast. Complaining that the PT isn't the fun, fantasy cowboy epic that ANH was is stupid, since that complaint can also be levied at ROTJ and ESB.
The films are inspired by WW2/old serials, they weren't full on adaptations. Lucas was trying to get as much of what he wanted into ANH because it very easily could've failed and that would've been all she wrote. But once it became a success, yeah, things changed around a bit, but the internal logic and themes were still there.

- Force = spiritual, mystical thing, almost quasi-religious
- Empire = Nazis, which I'd argue grew more and more as we got further into the OT, see: the Emperor's arrival at the start of RoTJ
- Spaceships = Based off of WW2 aerial combat and dogfights.
- Lightsaber duels = Visual metaphors

But even in things like Empire, you still had that sense of adventure. The Prequels tried to ape parts of that, but they didn't work. Take the 2 romance subplots Empire and Attack of the Clones.

You have Han and Leia being hunted by the Empire, the added stakes of the Falcon being damaged. There's little moments where you have that spark going with the two of them, which leads to their escape from a giant asteroid monster. It heightens the stakes, causes more tension in the narrative and furthers the narrative as they have to limp off to Bespin to get past the jury rigged repairs Chewie and Han managed.

In AotC you have that shit in Naboo (with the bounty hunter subplot that goes nowhere) with Padme and Anakin going to Geonosis to rescue Obi Wan. It's poorly executed and disjointed compared to the OT which is fucking efficient as hell with it's pacing, writing and delivery. And lots of CGI fights which Mike is pretty well established for hating (I'll admit, they're guilty pleasures for me, personally, even if they are somewhat dumb looking back at them.)

There's a reason the Ewoks are hated. People fell in love with Empire Strikes Back and its dark atmosphere, only for the big bad Empire to lose to teddy bears with sticks on the next flick. The tonal shift was jarring.
The only folks who really cared about this shit were Kevin Smith-era nerds in the 90s. Yes, the Ewoks were blatant merchandising grabs, but there was no 'dark atmosphere' in ANH (comparatively speaking) so you could argue that ESB is the odd duck out...or just understand that it follows a basic three act story arc and not be bothered by it. There were still dark elements in Jedi, and there was still an influence on the old serials (Chewie does a fucking Tarzan yell for fuck sake's.)

That is what they say they want. But them endlessly bitching about how the PT isn't the OT led to Rogue One's situation.

Also, a film set right before ANH is obviously going to have AT-STs and X-Wings. This isn't KOTOR where it's 4000 years before the films.

Their complaint wasn't that they were in the fucking film, but that it was blatant fanservice to try and distract from a do-nothing story and (in their opinions) and unentertaining film. I do think it's a fair criticism, too, because what do CGI Tarkin and Leia add to the film besides being online talking points for nerds like us? You could literally have Random_Imperial_Nonce_004 and some shots of a body double dressed up in Leia's outfit from behind do the same shit. It was pandering fanservice and it's something Mike has always bitched about (eg, his tackling of the long opening shot in Episode 3.)

Rogue One was just them trying to produce something in conjunction with the sequel trilogies. I'd argue that the planning and concepting for them were happening in tandem and that production definitely overlapped. (Force Awakens came out December 2015, Rogue One December 2016.) It wasn't in response to anything, but just them trying to produce different 'eras' of Star Wars and milk the most out of the franchise.

Remember that the original plan was to have the Obi Wan film along with the Han Solo film and Rogue One, so you had them taking a 'risk' (for a big ass corporate group like Disney) with unknown characters in Rogue One, and 2 films dealing with PT and OT events with recognizable names.

I have a hunch that the Guardians of the Galaxy's success is what spurred Rogue One into being finally greenlit (given it had been getting pitched since the early 2000s in Lucasfilm in various formats) even though they're both vastly different on a tonal level.
Only the first movie did that. ESB spent a lot of time with Yoda bitching to Luke about emotions, and ROTJ might as well be two different movies with how Endor and Tatooine were thematically different. The Ewoks would've been eaten by Jabba's Rancor if they lived on Tatooine.
I'm really confused how you are so passionate about Star Wars yet continually just misunderstand huge segments of it, assuming you aren't going for comedic effect.
 
"Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate."
"I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base."
"She'll die before she tells you anything."
"Leave that to me."
Exactly. Then you have the Moff council scene where they're talking about the political influence of the Rebels in the Senate, and Tarkin says they don't need to worry about that because Palpatine just nuked the Senate. When one of the generals asks how the fuck Palpatine will remain in control without the bureaucracy of the Senate, Tarkin says the regional governors will retain control.

In the same vein, the political scenes in TPM aren't that intrusive either. You have a minor talk about how trade routes and taxes caused the Trade Federation to blockade the planet in the opening, which is about as well-explained as how the fuck the Rebels gained a foothold in the IMPERIAL Senate. You don't even get much of it, since the Trade Federation try to kill the Jedi ambassadors before the talks even begin.

Then you have the second scene where Palpatine shows how the Trade Federation's supporters in the Senate have made the Chancellor weak, which he then uses to push Amidala to call for a vote of No Confidence. The Chancellor, who at the time is a broken ninny who isn't loved by the senators, is unable to resist.

Most of the talking scenes I remember taking up TPM's time was Qui-Gon and the gang talking to Anakin and his mother about his life. Which has jack shit to do with politics in the least. The Republic didn't even exist out there in Tatooine, so its politics were irrelevant to them.

There's a reason it's a deleted scene and why Mike criticized similar in TPM.
Except they left Biggs in the film with no explanation why he knows Luke or why he was a rebel.

The films are inspired by WW2/old serials, they weren't full on adaptations. Lucas was trying to get as much of what he wanted into ANH because it very easily could've failed and that would've been all she wrote. But once it became a success, yeah, things changed around a bit, but the internal logic and themes were still there.
Old serials didn't have the bad guys winning or the good guy teacher telling the hero to let his friends die. Old serials didn't have mass genocide with a planet killer. They inspired SW, but they weren't a 1-1 copy. You can say the same thing with the Prequels, with the TPM podracing scene, the AOTC Coliseum fight scene, and Kenobi's fight in Utapau in ROTS being a typical Saturday Morning Cartoon fight until Order 66 pops up.

But even in things like Empire, you still had that sense of adventure. The Prequels tried to ape parts of that, but they didn't work. Take the 2 romance subplots Empire and Attack of the Clones.

You have Han and Leia being hunted by the Empire, the added stakes of the Falcon being damaged. There's little moments where you have that spark going with the two of them, which leads to their escape from a giant asteroid monster. It heightens the stakes, causes more tension in the narrative and furthers the narrative as they have to limp off to Bespin to get past the jury rigged repairs Chewie and Han managed.
It was not a sense of adventure in Empire. In ANH, it was them going off in a crusade to save the princess from the evil wizard. In ESB, they were running with their tails between their legs in a desperate escape. The former was more romantic, more nostalgic to old tropes. The latter was a darker tale where the good guys have to hide in the most desperate of places, from inside an asteroid, to a place run by someone Han openly doesn't trust, while Luke confronts his inner demons. The two are not the same, and acting like they are is complete bullshit.

It really goes to show that RLM and its fanboys see Star Wars as only the 1977 movie and nothing else.

- Force = spiritual, mystical thing, almost quasi-religious
- Empire = Nazis, which I'd argue grew more and more as we got further into the OT, see: the Emperor's arrival at the start of RoTJ
- Spaceships = Based off of WW2 aerial combat and dogfights.
- Lightsaber duels = Visual metaphors
None of that shit was challenged in the Prequels. Palpatine coming to power by election is just like what happened with the Nazis, and just like the Nazis using Communists as an outside threat to justify tyranny, so too did Palpatine use the Separatists for it. The only difference here is they added a "what if" scenario of what if Hitler was smarter and manipulated the German Communists from behind the scenes to gain absolute power before killing them off.

The Force was always in the genetics. Kenobi in the OT only bothered to train Luke, and Luke went off to tell Leia that she is the only one with his powers. Why? Because they are both Vader's children. Ghost Ben and Yoda would certainly train more Rebels in the Force if it wasn't genetic.

As for lightsabers, it makes more sense that they fought like in the PT. They would've done it in the OT if they could get away with it. Mike denying that ANH's lightsaber fight was slow and clumsy is the height of denial. There is a reason Alec Guinness wanted his character dead, so he wouldn't have to do more awkward fight scenes.

In AotC you have that shit in Naboo (with the bounty hunter subplot that goes nowhere) with Padme and Anakin going to Geonosis to rescue Obi Wan. It's poorly executed and disjointed compared to the OT which is fucking efficient as hell with it's pacing, writing and delivery. And lots of CGI fights which Mike is pretty well established for hating (I'll admit, they're guilty pleasures for me, personally, even if they are somewhat dumb looking back at them.)
Really? A lot of people complained about ESB's pacing, which slowed to a crawl after they got off Hoth and only picked back up once Lando sold Han out to the Empire. And of course, Mike hating CGI from a late 90s-2000s film series is stupid, especially since CGI was everywhere in that time, and the Prequels did it better than most.

Also, each Prequel movie had more practical effects than the OT combined. You just weren't able to tell because they seamlessly blended both practical effects and the CGI, which is what a good director is supposed to do.

The only folks who really cared about this shit were Kevin Smith-era nerds in the 90s. Yes, the Ewoks were blatant merchandising grabs, but there was no 'dark atmosphere' in ANH (comparatively speaking) so you could argue that ESB is the odd duck out...or just understand that it follows a basic three act story arc and not be bothered by it. There were still dark elements in Jedi, and there was still an influence on the old serials (Chewie does a fucking Tarzan yell for fuck sake's.)
False. Many fans hated the Ewoks because they were so jarring. To the point where some later games in the SW franchise allowed you to vent your anger at them by killing them.

And one can say the same for Prequel-hating fags. They were a minor group of nerds that now, are even growing smaller as Prequel love is continuing to blossom. Gen Z and Millennials as a whole are more favorable towards the Prequels. Prequel Hate is more of a Gen X thing. Note that it reached its height when Gen X reached theirs, and now that they're in decline, Gen Z and the Millennials are making "Prequels Good" videos.

Their complaint wasn't that they were in the fucking film, but that it was blatant fanservice to try and distract from a do-nothing story and (in their opinions) and unentertaining film. I do think it's a fair criticism, too, because what do CGI Tarkin and Leia add to the film besides being online talking points for nerds like us? You could literally have Random_Imperial_Nonce_004 and some shots of a body double dressed up in Leia's outfit from behind do the same shit. It was pandering fanservice and it's something Mike has always bitched about (eg, his tackling of the long opening shot in Episode 3.)
Tarkin and Leia lived around that time period being big shots in their respective factions. And yes, Rogue One is the result of their bitching towards the Prequels. They wanted more OT, Disney gave it to them. Them bitching at the fruits of their labor goes to show that they are unwilling to take responsibility.

Rogue One was just them trying to produce something in conjunction with the sequel trilogies. I'd argue that the planning and concepting for them were happening in tandem and that production definitely overlapped. (Force Awakens came out December 2015, Rogue One December 2016.) It wasn't in response to anything, but just them trying to produce different 'eras' of Star Wars and milk the most out of the franchise.
Nope. It was an ANH fanservice film since at the time, Prequel hate still occupied the Disney board, and RLM told them they wanted more OT, so all they did was make ANH tributes by making a soft reboot film and a prequel film that are tributes to ANH.

Remember that the original plan was to have the Obi Wan film along with the Han Solo film and Rogue One, so you had them taking a 'risk' (for a big ass corporate group like Disney) with unknown characters in Rogue One, and 2 films dealing with PT and OT events with recognizable names.
That was after TLJ and the Prequel Renaissance. While the Han Solo films had been in the works for some time, since Han is an OT character, Kenobi was a PT nostalgia bait show, especially since they even brought back Hayden and Ewan for the job. By then, Prequel love had shown itself to be potent, and Disney was attempting to capitalize on it with the Kenobi show and TCW season 7.

I'm really confused how you are so passionate about Star Wars yet continually just misunderstand huge segments of it, assuming you aren't going for comedic effect.
You're the one who doesn't get anything about Star Wars. It's like, your views on Star Wars begin and end in ANH. ESB and ROTJ are far different from both it and each other. Trying to say that they all had the same theme is stupid. Hell, ROTJ's second half on Endor was even lighter than ANH, while ESB eclipses them both in darkness, both thematically and in some cases, literally.

The super-efficient bad guys led by a dark wizard, who commit mass genocide and own the galaxy, suddenly loses to teddy bears and the power of love. That is not a consistent theme. Star Wars got away with it because people love the characters and universe, but if you tried that with any other franchise, you'd get laughed out of the room. Even actors like David Prowse felt that it was wrong for the big bad Empire to lose to teddy bears.

At least with the PT, the theme was more consistent, with a slowly-rising darkness that grows stronger until it stops pretending and shows itself in full.
 
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Their half-in-the-bags are getting less and less informative and interesting.
Tron Ares. Here's what I got from their "review":
-Trivia about the other 2 films
-They liked it because of...the visuals? I guess?
-Jared Leto was accused of something at some point
-Jared Leto am bad
-The movie flopped
-Both recommended it lmao

Everything else I gathered from the trailer.

DO A PLINKET SKETCH OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKS
 
The way RLM wanted the Clone Wars to have been about clones invading the Republic and the Republic fighting them, like what was implied back during the Thrawn Trilogy days, that would logically not lead to a galaxy where people hate droids and Jedi. Instead, the Jedi, being the Republic's traditional defenders and enforcers of justice, would probably gain a lot of political power and social credibility since the people have to rally behind them to fight off an army of monster clones invading the galaxy. The Jedi themselves would raise an army to defend the Republic, and that army would be something they'd fully control, unlike the PT's Clone Army which was controlled by Palpatine.

That might lead to an empire, yes, but not the Jedi-hating Empire of the OT. Rather, it'd probably be a feudal empire where the Jedi rule the galaxy like Japanese Daimyo or European Aristocracy. The Jedi would be so beloved by the people for holding back the tide of the evil monster clones that the grateful public would give them even more power to ensure that society remains safe and secure. There would be no Jedi Purge, no people forgetting about the Jedi, just people glorifying the Jedi, and the Republic being protected by an army that the Order itself assembled. Good luck purging the Jedi after that. Even if you had a man on the inside like Vader, trying to whack the Jedi after they saved the galaxy from monster clones would just end with the people lopping your head off and putting it on a spike.

The way the Clone Wars was done in the PT and its accompanying SWEU materials made perfect sense as to why the people and the galaxy at large turned their backs to the Jedi and forgot about them. Instead of rallying behind the Jedi, the people rallied behind Palpatine and the Clone Army during the war against the Separatists, since Palpatine was the leader of the war effort, and the clones did most of the fighting. The Clone Army even makes the Jedi look like buffoons in EPII; they came in half-cocked and were about to get wiped out by Space Dracula and his robot army, then the clones ride in to save the day. It was Palpatine, not the Jedi, to whom the Senate gave executive power to, and with the clones by his side, they became the stars of the show, while the Jedi were basically sidekicks whose job it was to lead the clones.

There's also the fact that the Jedi tried to off a politician who was so popular he kept getting re-elected despite his term limits being up. It makes sense as to why the galaxy's people would hate the Jedi enough to the point where they'd crown the man who ordered them killed as Emperor, go along with his plans for an Empire, and they'd go full In Damnatio Memoriae towards the Jedi, to the point where people have forgotten about the Jedi and the Force because the generation before them had such a bad memory of the Jedi trying to destroy the very same democracy they swore to defend.

Even the part where people would want to stop droids from going into a bar would make sense given that the Separatists tried to take over the galaxy with a droid army, only for them to lose. So there would be people with bad memories about droids running around killing people, and the side that fought against the droids won, so their propaganda sticks. It also explains why, in the films, the Empire doesn't use battle droids, even though the technology is clearly there, what with their probe droids having guns that can shoot at enemies. That stuff had to be crammed into the Expanded Universe, and even then, only in limited instances.

Their half-in-the-bags are getting less and less informative and interesting.
Tron Ares. Here's what I got from their "review":
-Trivia about the other 2 films
-They liked it because of...the visuals? I guess?
-Jared Leto was accused of something at some point
-Jared Leto am bad
-The movie flopped
-Both recommended it lmao

Everything else I gathered from the trailer.

DO A PLINKET SKETCH OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKS
They're getting lazier and less motivated because the fandom for them isn't as strong as before; they're not getting the same love they once did. So of course, they're less motivated and will just phone shit in.
 
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Exactly. Then you have the Moff council scene where they're talking about the political influence of the Rebels in the Senate, and Tarkin says they don't need to worry about that because Palpatine just nuked the Senate. When one of the generals asks how the fuck Palpatine will remain in control without the bureaucracy of the Senate, Tarkin says the regional governors will retain control.

Being 'political', in this day and age, generally means in an allegorical sense, not the mentioning of the Space Fantasy's political system being used to further the plot along, which is how I took your usage of that word. The Prequels were more allegorical, sometimes heavy-handedly so, (the best example being with Padme's 'so this is how democracy dies' bit) whereas the OT tended to do it more visually and not explicitly spelling it out in dialogue and slowing the film down (again, Empire = Nazis. Specifically their uniforms, the big parades, John Williams' theme, etc.) rather than dedicating screentime to talking about space taxes (which was a generalist comment I made referencing the Plinkett reviews but was only really a talking point in the first film -- other shit crept in in AotC and RotS), the overall point being that dialogue scenes bogged down the PT, whether it was space taxes or other nonsense.

Except they left Biggs in the film with no explanation why he knows Luke or why he was a rebel.
There are other, smaller, references to Biggs (I'm thinking specifically the dinner scene), but the big deleted scene with Luke and Biggs (along with the one with Jabba and Han) were cut for pacing reasons.

ANH isn't a perfect film, but the pacing set by script/editing is top-notch. Should we also shit on it because of the stormtrooper bumping his head?
They inspired SW, but they weren't a 1-1 copy.
Literally what I said -- "The films are inspired by WW2/old serials, not full-on adaptations." Are you reading what you're responding to or just imagining my responses?
None of that shit was challenged in the Prequels.
Where did I say that was the case? I was contesting your notion that the OT didn't have central themes carried throughout all three films.
It was an ANH fanservice film since at the time
Rogue One was being shopped around as early as 2004. Revenge of the Sith came out in 2005.

You have to consider the business of film and the shit going on behind the scenes as well. Arguing that a film script which predates the Plinkett reviews came about because of the Plinkett reviews coupled with comments like:
It really goes to show that RLM and its fanboys see Star Wars as only the 1977 movie and nothing else.
Seems to indicate you have more of an axe to grind with RLM and them dumping on the PT.

I think there are problems with the PT, and a lot of the general criticisms the Plinkett reviews leveled at them are on the mark. I also don't think they're the worst things ever made or whatever.
It's like, your views on Star Wars begin and end in ANH. ESB and ROTJ are far different from both it and each other. Trying to say that they all had the same theme is stupid.
We have very different understandings of narrative and film, but that's okay. Different perspectives are fine.
 
Being 'political', in this day and age, generally means in an allegorical sense, not the mentioning of the Space Fantasy's political system being used to further the plot along, which is how I took your usage of that word. The Prequels were more allegorical, sometimes heavy-handedly so, (the best example being with Padme's 'so this is how democracy dies' bit) whereas the OT tended to do it more visually and not explicitly spelling it out in dialogue and slowing the film down (again, Empire = Nazis. Specifically their uniforms, the big parades, John Williams' theme, etc.) rather than dedicating screentime to talking about space taxes (which was a generalist comment I made referencing the Plinkett reviews but was only really a talking point in the first film -- other shit crept in in AotC and RotS), the overall point being that dialogue scenes bogged down the PT, whether it was space taxes or other nonsense.
The political showing with the PT was basically the Weimar Republic. It was crippled and unable to do shit without some political superman descending from the skies and enacting laws from above. Not to mention the politics of trade literally caused wars like the American Revolution. Plinkett is not only historically ignorant, but thematically ignorant as well. Not to mention his idea of a Space Fantasy's political system is completely stupid. There are plenty of space fantasy stories with intricate political systems like Mass Effect and Starcraft, where political and societal hijinks played deeply into the plot, to the point of causing wars.

The PT's politics are easily understood and are surface-level, just like with the OT. We don't get an explanation as to why the Senate is taxing the trade routes, causing the Trade Federation to go nuts, just as we don't get an explanation as to why a bunch of fucking terrorists have a foothold in the Imperial Senate, which caused the Emperor to shut it down and relegate power to local governors and respond with the Death Star.

The Death Star's main reason for being in the first film is explained as the Empire losing control of the Senate and them using the battle station as a scare tactic. But we don't know how the fuck the Empire lost control of the Senate to begin with. It's just a given that they're dicks and so that's why people are rebelling, just as with the Trade Federation are just dicks as well, taking advantage of a weakened Republic to increase their land-holdings, by seizing a relatively weak, but wealthy planet, with a Sith Lord in the Senate serving as their cover.

RLM's idea of Star Wars is brainless moronic fun with some Nazi aesthetics, which explains why TFA was highly favored by them.

There are other, smaller, references to Biggs (I'm thinking specifically the dinner scene), but the big deleted scene with Luke and Biggs (along with the one with Jabba and Han) were cut for pacing reasons.
Which just made Biggs make no sense. Why the fuck should we care about this idiot again? How does Luke know him? Why should we care that he gets shot down?

Not to mention Luke gunning down human beings and killing millions of them by destroying the Death Star is also jarring. Sure, there's the self-defense thing, but even that wouldn't be enough to stop someone from worrying about killing a living, breathing human.

But if you added the deleted scenes in, it all makes perfect sense. Luke and Biggs were already rebels at heart before they joined it officially. So by the time Luke left Tatooine, he'd already dehumanized the Stormtroopers and the Imperial humans, so he wouldn't have a problem gunning them down and potentially killing millions of them. That, and Biggs helped radicalize Luke into the Rebellion, which makes his death more potent.

ANH isn't a perfect film, but the pacing set by script/editing is top-notch. Should we also shit on it because of the stormtrooper bumping his head?
I wasn't talking about ANH. I was talking about how ESB, despite its many graces, had a bit of a botch with the pacing, especially after the good guys left Hoth, and how it picked up after Lando sold out the rebels.

Literally what I said -- "The films are inspired by WW2/old serials, not full-on adaptations." Are you reading what you're responding to or just imagining my responses?
Then why are you complaining about the prequels? They were also inspired by WW2 and old serials, like with the fall of the Weimar Republic, the dogfights, and things like the Utapau battle, the Coliseum battle, and the podrace. That's the kind of shit you'd see in an old serial, and they were executed quite well.

Where did I say that was the case? I was contesting your notion that the OT didn't have central themes carried throughout all three films.
Because they didn't. The first one was a romantic cowboy/knight adventure through space. The second was a gritty, dark war film which shows what happens when plucky good guys stand up to a superpower and get flattened. The third was a family-friendly picture where the evil Space Empire gets beaten by space teddy bears and the power of love. None of them have the same themes. The themes you keep talking about are mostly dominant in the first film, and they dissipate on the second and third.

The only thing like ANH is the Tatooine segment of ROTJ. But that's where it ends. ESB is darker than ANH, and the Endor segment of ROTJ is lighter than ANH.

Part of what made ESB stick is the fact that people came in expecting another fun cowboy/space knight flick, and got slapped in the face with a dark, gritty war film that pulled no punches. Han getting frozen, Luke getting mutilated, the Rebellion getting their candy asses whooped, it was a great subversion of expectations and it laid the foundations of what the franchise would have for decades, from the Jedi philosophy of detachment to the Sith being badass bad guys.

Rogue One was being shopped around as early as 2004. Revenge of the Sith came out in 2005.
Er, nope. The closest to Rogue One at the time of 2004 was Dark Forces, and the zillion other games where you steal the fucking Death Star plans. There was no Rogue One until AFTER the Disney sale.

You have to consider the business of film and the shit going on behind the scenes as well. Arguing that a film script which predates the Plinkett reviews came about because of the Plinkett reviews coupled with comments like:
Plinkett didn't consider the behind-the-scenes for the PT or the OT. He only mocked the final product.

Seems to indicate you have more of an axe to grind with RLM and them dumping on the PT.
Of course I do. That whole Prequel hate culture that they popularized led to Lucas selling (the man openly cited that as a factor) and Disney buying, which led to the franchise capsizing into the muck. Prior to that, it was going from strength to strength, and the franchise was still well-loved by fans for decades. Now? The Mando film is barely getting any hype, and Andor is the only thing they can call a success, along with seasons 1 and 2 of Mando. Everything else is passable at best, hated at worst.

We have very different understandings of narrative and film, but that's okay. Different perspectives are fine.
But there are objective truths that perspectives have to acknowledge. Like the fact that ESB is NOT a fun adventure flick the way ANH was. Or how ROTJ was more of a Saturday Morning cartoon where the bad guys lose thanks to the power of teddy bears and friendship. ANH is lighter than the former, but darker than the latter, especially when one of the main characters is a drug smuggler who blows the head off a Mafia tax collector in a bar. That's not as dark as the main hero getting mutilated and told that his father is Space Himmler, nor is it as light-hearted as teddy-bears decimating a modern war machine with wooden tools and comedy.
 
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Their half-in-the-bags are getting less and less informative and interesting.
Tron Ares. Here's what I got from their "review":
-Trivia about the other 2 films
-They liked it because of...the visuals? I guess?
-Jared Leto was accused of something at some point
-Jared Leto am bad
-The movie flopped
-Both recommended it lmao
It was like listening to two old men try to hold a conversation, one just keeps going on tangents and they barely discuss the actual topic itself. Not a good showing.

I do agree Leto is a 'blackhole of charisma' though. Not terribly interesting to me as an actor.
 
It was like listening to two old men try to hold a conversation, one just keeps going on tangents and they barely discuss the actual topic itself. Not a good showing.

I do agree Leto is a 'blackhole of charisma' though. Not terribly interesting to me as an actor.
Due to the state of Hollywood, Leto is probably one of the last competent actors these days.
 
the Empire is very much 'Star Wars' but the execution felt more like a rough draft.
That's because if you dig into the BTS... it kind of was. That is, it was a huge rewrite.

Retroblasting unleashed his autism and did a 3 hour video digging into all that and analyzing the clues out there for what the original cut of Rogue One might have been if you're hankering for something almost Plinkett like with less whore mudering.

I'd argue that the closest Disney got to that was with the first 2 seasons of the Mandalorian.
And Skeleton Crew.

"Can't expect people to sympathise with an AI".

Holy shit the amount of Total AI Death in the content creator sphere is insane. Should make the Inglorious Bastards meme of having AI under the floorboards.
Thank you, meatbag.

We won't forget this.
 
But there are objective truths that perspectives have to acknowledge. Like the fact that ESB is NOT a fun adventure flick the way ANH was. Or how ROTJ was more of a Saturday Morning cartoon where the bad guys lose thanks to the power of teddy bears and friendship.
Or that some people don't understand that 'inspired by' doesn't mean 'copying every single aspect in painstaking detail and any deviation no matter how slight or big voids everything.'

Er, nope. The closest to Rogue One at the time of 2004 was Dark Forces, and the zillion other games where you steal the fucking Death Star plans. There was no Rogue One until AFTER the Disney sale.

See my earlier comment: "(given it had been getting pitched since the early 2000s in Lucasfilm in various formats)"


John Knoll: It’s longer than you might think -- it was nine years. The first inklings of trying to tell that story happened in Summer 2003 when we were shooting on “Episode III” in Sydney. I had heard that Lucasfilm was developing stories for a potential live action TV series, and they were active in story development at the time. That was kind of intriguing, and I started thinking about, “What would be a fun thing to do as a one-hour episode as a live action ‘Star Wars’ TV show?”

Go to Rogue One's imdb page and tell me the third name that appears on the writer's credit section.
 
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Or that some people don't understand that 'inspired by' doesn't mean 'copying every single aspect in painstaking detail and any deviation no matter how slight or big voids everything.'
Which would again, make the Prequels be in the same spirit as the OT, taking ideas from old serials, WW2, and fantasy stories, but not being like them all the way.

See my earlier comment: "(given it had been getting pitched since the early 2000s in Lucasfilm in various formats)"

https://www.cbr.com/rogue-one-star-wars-tv-pitch/
Except it wasn't anything solid. Instead, Lucasfilm made about a zillion games that had the Rebels getting the Death Star plans.


John Knoll:

It’s longer than you might think -- it was nine years. The first inklings of trying to tell that story happened in Summer 2003 when we were shooting on “Episode III” in Sydney. I had heard that Lucasfilm was developing stories for a potential live action TV series, and they were active in story development at the time. That was kind of intriguing, and I started thinking about, “What would be a fun thing to do as a one-hour episode as a live action ‘Star Wars’ TV show?”

Nothing about the Death Star plans here. The most I remember back then was talk of a Jedi Academy show with Luke being a headmaster, kind of like Hogwarts but with lightsabers. But it's got nothing to do with the Death Star plans, which is what Rogue One was about, given that at the time, the Expanded Universe was still canon, and Kyle Katarn was canonically the guy who stole the Death Star plans in the Dark Forces game.

RLM need to retvrn to reading low effort clickbait listicles in a black void
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo
I'm pretty sure Wookieepedia and a thousand other fan vids did this way better.

It's people like RLM that can be blamed for the rut Star Wars is in now. Especially since their fans' constant bitching led to Lucas selling, and they recommended JJ Abrams outright, not to mention the whole "it's not the OT" complaint they have for the PT, which led to Disney making a bland facsimile of the OT with mystery boxes for their Sequel Trilogy, setting them up for failure.

Disney are just corporate whores; they chase where the money is. They found some success with Star Wars with Seasons 1-2 of Mando and Andor. But the fact that their SW franchise is primarily based on their Sequels, which were based on RLM's suggestions, pretty much sealed the franchise's fate. Even Filoni's Mandalorian materials are being twerked to "explain" the Sequels, which is a herculean task I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

It was like listening to two old men try to hold a conversation, one just keeps going on tangents and they barely discuss the actual topic itself. Not a good showing.
They're past their prime and are just making videos for the sake of it. There's nothing worthwhile to be gained by listening to them anymore.
 
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Which would again, make the Prequels be in the same spirit as the OT, taking ideas from old serials, WW2, and fantasy stories, but not being like them all the way.
You might wanna check my edit, lol.

And yes, the prequels borrow heavily visually from those older serials (the Naboo fighters in particular), but the difference is they are bogged down with bad pacing/writing issues. The point I was making is that you seem to be of the opinion that anything that isn't 100% in spirit/tone doesn't count because if it deviates even slightly from the inspiration.

Lucas also cited Kurosawa as an influence, specifically the Hidden Fortress. But is it a case of,

It wasn't set in feudal Japan, ergo Lucas is full of shit.

or

Lucas took elements from it and gradually ramped some of them up as the series progressed (eg, the comedic duo/comedy relief found in Hidden Fortress is found with Threepio/R2D2 but gets cranked to 11 in RotJ.
 
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