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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
Yup! Actors used to be considered no better than literal whores. It's a shame that's changed in modern times. Their egos have swollen to colossal sizes.
Actors are still whores today. If you have enough money you can rent any actor or actress for a weekend. You ever see tabloid news stories about an actress being seen on a yacht in the south of France or Greece? Those are advertisements for the wealthy to let them know that certain actresses are available for "yachting".
 
I call news anchors "TV actors". They appear in shows that have directors, writers, camera operators, sound guys and they just read lines that are fed to them through a teleprompter. So why not? When someone gets mad at John Oliver or Don Lemon, I just shrug and think to myself "you're barking up the wrong tree."
 
Like Mr. RedLetterMedia and his husband, I’ve seen the Back to the Future films many times. But those two recommend dog shit so consistently that their glowing comments about the film serve to make me not want to watch it, despite already knowing better.


Tide King and Dinners in America were good movies. I can’t think of bad recommendations but those were the last two that come to mind
 
I definitely got a lot of recommendations from BotW because I'm very much into cheap old sci-fi, horror, action and unintentional comedy.

Suburban Sasquatch
Hard Ticket To Hawaii
Cyber Tracker
Deadly Prey
Terror In Beverly Hills
Python 2
Carnosaur
Alien From The Deep
Undefeatable
Future War
Order Of The Black Eagle
Geteven
Carnosaur 2
Raw Force
Hologram Man
Zombie 3

etc. etc.
 
I definitely got a lot of recommendations from BotW because I'm very much into cheap old sci-fi, horror, action and unintentional comedy.
Is it as fun to watch bad movies in their entirety as the hack frauds of RLM make it out to be? They always seem like they're having a ball, but I have to wonder if the editing is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make it appear more fun than it really is. Like watching The Room -- it's a very different experience watching it in a packed theater at midnight with people throwing spoons at the screen than it is watching it alone at home (or even with a small group of friends).
 
Is it as fun to watch bad movies in their entirety as the hack frauds of RLM make it out to be? They always seem like they're having a ball, but I have to wonder if the editing is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make it appear more fun than it really is. Like watching The Room -- it's a very different experience watching it in a packed theater at midnight with people throwing spoons at the screen than it is watching it alone at home (or even with a small group of friends).
It depends on the movie. If it's a bad movie that's boring, it's a fucking slog to get through. That's why I don't watch shitty movies made before 1980 because a lot of them are slow and boring with nothing happening until the last ten minutes of the movie since they didn't have a budget. In the case of Future War watch the MST3k episode since it cuts out a lot of the boring parts. In fact, just watch MST3k but NOT the Netflix episodes. If you were born after 1995 some of the jokes will fly over your head but it give you a reason to learn some history. If you want a higher budget shitty movie I'd suggest Flash Gordon just for the music, all of which was made by Queen and for Brian Blessed. The 1990 He-Man movie Cannon made that killed the studio is also a good bad movie staring young Courtney Cox and Lt. Tom Paris.
 
Is it as fun to watch bad movies in their entirety as the hack frauds of RLM make it out to be? They always seem like they're having a ball, but I have to wonder if the editing is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make it appear more fun than it really is. Like watching The Room -- it's a very different experience watching it in a packed theater at midnight with people throwing spoons at the screen than it is watching it alone at home (or even with a small group of friends).
Most would probably better be watched with friends/family who are into that stuff, but a few are just hilarious on their face imo.

Anything Low Blow/Leon Fong 80s-90s is a win. LA Wars was also funny, but genuinely entertaining too.
 
Maybe one of you can help me so I don’t have to re-watch all the Black Spine Jenga videos again, but which episode had the weird children’s show with a grown man on a stage where all the furnishings were black and white? If I remember correctly it looked like a coloring book aesthetic? Might have also been in the same episode as that weird abstinence cartoon with Father Time and Mother Nature…
 
Maybe one of you can help me so I don’t have to re-watch all the Black Spine Jenga videos again, but which episode had the weird children’s show with a grown man on a stage where all the furnishings were black and white? If I remember correctly it looked like a coloring book aesthetic? Might have also been in the same episode as that weird abstinence cartoon with Father Time and Mother Nature…
 
Is it as fun to watch bad movies in their entirety as the hack frauds of RLM make it out to be? They always seem like they're having a ball, but I have to wonder if the editing is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make it appear more fun than it really is. Like watching The Room -- it's a very different experience watching it in a packed theater at midnight with people throwing spoons at the screen than it is watching it alone at home (or even with a small group of friends).
It can be. Although it's obviously a lot more fun with friends. Bad and/or low budget movies are usually about 80-87 minutes, so you can suffer through them even if they're not entertaining. You should look at other people's recommendations to get an idea what to look for. Here's some from my own list of "fun for whatever reason" movies not reviewed by RLM:

1990 The Bronx Warriors
Black Cat 2
Blood Diner
Cage and Cage 2
CIA Code Name Alexa
Circuitry Man
Deathrow Gameshow
Executive Koala
Gunhed
Highlander 2
Neon City
 
Is it as fun to watch bad movies in their entirety as the hack frauds of RLM make it out to be? They always seem like they're having a ball, but I have to wonder if the editing is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make it appear more fun than it really is. Like watching The Room -- it's a very different experience watching it in a packed theater at midnight with people throwing spoons at the screen than it is watching it alone at home (or even with a small group of friends).
No. First of all, the reason why people make jokes at bad movies is because they're venting frustration. That irritation is greater than the jokes being told. Second, editing absolutely cuts out all the dead air in between scenes and they say this in various episodes. So it's not like stand-up where even bad jokes happen often enough to not be bored, it's a lot of dead air until someone makes a joke.
 
The thing with bad movies is most of them are boring to watch, it's those rare perfect items you must be on the watch out for, where the filmmakers swung and missed in entertainingly bad or miscalculated ways, or whose egos and/or pretentions wrote checks their asses couldn't cash.
 
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The thing with bad movies is most of them are boring to watch, it's those rare perfect items you must be on the watch out for, where the filmmakers swung and missed in entertainingly bad or miscalculated ways, or whose egos and/or pretentions wrote checks their asses couldn't cash.
And it always bears repeating, B movies of the 50s and 60s are better than the dreck RLM watches based on production value alone. Back then, B movies weren't meant to be garbage; they were typically science fiction stories with dodgy special effects because the technology just wasn't ready for the idea being told. 80s and 90s direct to video movies were absolutely cheap shit that filled video rental shelves.
 
Is it as fun to watch bad movies in their entirety as the hack frauds of RLM make it out to be? They always seem like they're having a ball, but I have to wonder if the editing is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make it appear more fun than it really is. Like watching The Room -- it's a very different experience watching it in a packed theater at midnight with people throwing spoons at the screen than it is watching it alone at home (or even with a small group of friends).
Like many others have said, it is way more fun with friends. That goes for anything, really, but for bad movies especially. A lot of them are terrible and boring to sit through by yourself. I actually tried that with Partners and it just didn't feel the same.

I probably wouldn't even go to a midnight screening of a terrible movie by myself unless I already knew what I was going to watch.
 
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