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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

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I know the forums mocks such things; but I very much agree with what was mocked in the Prey review. That shit IS annoying, politics are annoying and this culture war shit is annoying most of all. You motherfuckers were there for 2016, and so much of that shit is just stuck in that era. Everyone acts like it's still hip to say Woke or Feminazi or Nazi or Chud when it's been almost SIX FUCKING YEARS. You have to be stupid to not find this shit overplayed and annoying at this point. Recognize when you're being played or something is being shallow, but don't treat EVERYTHING like it's some goddamn political manifesto. To quote Jay in that very same video:

"I hate...the world that we live in." - Jay Bauman, 2022.
Bitching about how something sucks now, is woke, is ruined, etc. etc. is playing into their hand. IP and Corporations thrive through any engagement.

If you truly dislike something, the best thing you can do is just fucking move on and stop giving it attention. I say this to all Star Wars/Gamer/Marvel/Whatever faggots.

Nobody really cares though. The vast majority of people just want to bitch to hear themselves bitch I'm pretty sure. I've been trying to get this through Star Wars fags heads for the better part of three years, but a decade in and they still just scream and seethe into the void instead of just moving on with their lives. It will be the same for everything. It's what a part of society lives for now. Just always being upset. Instead of it being at pronouns or representation they get offended by corporate toy commercials and shit.
 
Bitching about how something sucks now, is woke, is ruined, etc. etc. is playing into their hand. IP and Corporations thrive through any engagement.

If you truly dislike something, the best thing you can do is just fucking move on and stop giving it attention. I say this to all Star Wars/Gamer/Marvel/Whatever faggots.

Nobody really cares though. The vast majority of people just want to bitch to hear themselves bitch I'm pretty sure.

I maintain RLM's "meh, whatever" review for Obi-Wan was immensely more damaging than Nerdrotic's latest bug-eyed rant and definitely more damaging than whatever bullshit Doomcock was babbling about it.
 
I maintain RLM's "meh, whatever" review for Obi-Wan was immensely more damaging than Nerdrotic's latest bug-eyed rant and definitely more damaging than whatever bullshit Doomcock was babbling about it.
Seriously.

"After the abomination that was Picard, and having lost all hope already in star wars, I guess this didn't finally pushed us into killing ourselves, it's not the worst thing ever it has plenty of faults but I guess it wasn't too bad, whatever"
 
I maintain RLM's "meh, whatever" review for Obi-Wan was immensely more damaging than Nerdrotic's latest bug-eyed rant and definitely more damaging than whatever bullshit Doomcock was babbling about it.
people hear "I didn't want to actively kill myself" and think its an endorsement of Disney's latest slop.
EDIT: for an example case of the above phenomenon, look below
 
I maintain RLM's "meh, whatever" review for Obi-Wan was immensely more damaging than Nerdrotic's latest bug-eyed rant and definitely more damaging than whatever bullshit Doomcock was babbling about it.
I disagree. Both Nerdrotic and RLM give attention to the same tired dogshit franchises over and over again. If they really wanted to show that these franchises are creatively and artistically dead they would treat them that way. And not even bother with a review nor mentioning them ever. RLM should not even bother to review nor talk about Star Wars again. Like they retired the Nerd Crew just retire any Star Wars talk until the franchise does something on par with the first trilogy.
 
I disagree. Both Nerdrotic and RLM give attention to the same tired dogshit franchises over and over again. If they really wanted to show that these franchises are creatively and artistically dead they would treat them that way. And not even bother with a review nor mentioning them ever. RLM should not even bother to review nor talk about Star Wars again. Like they retired the Nerd Crew just retire any Star Wars talk until the franchise does something on par with the first trilogy.
They're not going to do that because that's leaving money on the table. I guarantee the Obi Wan reviews had a way higher of a return on investment than their Nerd Crew stuff.

Maybe people shouldn't have watched the review if they already knew they would hate it, that way it wouldn't incentivize RLM to keep doing reviews on shit they don't like?

Once again, the most damaging thing someone can do is not focus on shit they hate and bitch about it. It's literally moving on and ignoring it.
 
I disagree. Both Nerdrotic and RLM give attention to the same tired dogshit franchises over and over again. If they really wanted to show that these franchises are creatively and artistically dead they would treat them that way. And not even bother with a review nor mentioning them ever. RLM should not even bother to review nor talk about Star Wars again. Like they retired the Nerd Crew just retire any Star Wars talk until the franchise does something on par with the first trilogy.

You're assuming that both RLM and guys like Nerdrotic claim the same agenda, which they manifestly are not.
 
Everyone acts like it's still hip to say Woke or Feminazi or Nazi or Chud when it's been almost SIX FUCKING YEARS. You have to be stupid to not find this shit overplayed and annoying at this point.

Ah, bless. Is its weltschmerz starting to grate after only a handful of years? When you can measure the wokeshit being ground into your eyeballs in terms of decades, come back to me.
 
What exactly is woke about a native woman starring in a film about Predator vs primitve people? Like Jay said, people were getting mad about a black woman just existing on a poster. I agree that some things are clearly a woke cash grab and prioritize someone's race or disability over choosing the best person for the role, but this movie doesn't seem like that. Seems like it made sense with the story they wanted to tell.
I think the issue is, the story they wanted to tell was a modern day one (a girl wanting to engage in culturally masculine activities) transposed to pre-industrial times, when most "culturally masculine" activities were highly dangerous, tedious, or damaging to the body. All of this current year RAH RAH GRRLPOWAH stuff in movies is an attempt to correct what the feminists see as a historical "injustice." They think girls were kept out of the "He-Man Heap Big Warrior Adventure Club" for most of human history because men were meanyheads who didn't want girls and their powerful vaginas showing them up on the battlefields. The truth is that, in pre-modern times, biology played a huger role in what roles men and women could have. A woman couldn't just hand her newborn to her husband and say "Okay, you suckle the child now. I'm going to don your armor and go fight the Saracens. It's my turn." Because that would've resulted in a starved child and a mother with her head bashed in. In modern times, you CAN have men and women juggling childcare and career duties because, thanks to refrigeration and economic changes to the workplace brought on by modern technology, these are largely roles that either men or women could do.

The sad thing is, you could have done an "indigenous woman fights and beats the Predator" story without suspending audience disbelief or turning the woman into Chun Li with a tomahawk. Just have her use knowledge and cunning gleaned from her daily activities to defeat the Predator. (Which I think the film does a bit.) The problem is, the film wants to have the main character going physically toe to toe with the creature. The filmmakers saw one too many animes where waiflike girls effortlessly air-juggled creatures that were 300 pounds heavier than them.
 
You can trace the beginning of RLM being "controversial" directly to 2016 when they were the only high profile YouTube movie reviewers who didn't pull any punches about how much Ghostbusters 2016 sucked.
In the Phantom Menace review that put RLM on the map, he discusses relief at his son's suicide, murdering hookers and running over Koreans.

If anyone DIDN'T realize RLM isn't afraid to be 'controversial', they're a complete dumbass.

You can trace the beginning of RLM being controversial to the first line of the ORIGINAL Space Cop trailer.
 
I think the issue is, the story they wanted to tell was a modern day one (a girl wanting to engage in culturally masculine activities) transposed to pre-industrial times, when most "culturally masculine" activities were highly dangerous, tedious, or damaging to the body. All of this current year RAH RAH GRRLPOWAH stuff in movies is an attempt to correct what the feminists see as a historical "injustice." They think girls were kept out of the "He-Man Heap Big Warrior Adventure Club" for most of human history because men were meanyheads who didn't want girls and their powerful vaginas showing them up on the battlefields. The truth is that, in pre-modern times, biology played a huger role in what roles men and women could have. A woman couldn't just hand her newborn to her husband and say "Okay, you suckle the child now. I'm going to don your armor and go fight the Saracens. It's my turn." Because that would've resulted in a starved child and a mother with her head bashed in. In modern times, you CAN have men and women juggling childcare and career duties because, thanks to refrigeration and economic changes to the workplace brought on by modern technology, these are largely roles that either men or women could do.

The sad thing is, you could have done an "indigenous woman fights and beats the Predator" story without suspending audience disbelief or turning the woman into Chun Li with a tomahawk. Just have her use knowledge and cunning gleaned from her daily activities to defeat the Predator. (Which I think the film does a bit.) The problem is, the film wants to have the main character going physically toe to toe with the creature. The filmmakers saw one too many animes where waiflike girls effortlessly air-juggled creatures that were 300 pounds heavier than them.
Also, as @Jet Fuel Johnny pointed out, the Predator would be a magic demon to... well anyone who didn't live in the 20th century. Indigenous people would consider it a wrathful god that can't die or bleed, so she would have to approach it like a ghost hunter... but a dousing rod or some other superstitious artifact.
 
Also, as @Jet Fuel Johnny pointed out, the Predator would be a magic demon to... well anyone who didn't live in the 20th century. Indigenous people would consider it a wrathful god that can't die or bleed, so she would have to approach it like a ghost hunter... but a dousing rod or some other superstitious artifact.
Or worship it like Tenjin in Shinto. "Please take these offerings of food and forgive us for whatever we did to offend you".

Shit, AvP was more realistic about this point!

 
This was already a thing like 5 years ago. Jay even addressed it on an episode of Pre Rec he was on once and was basically like "It was a paying gig, what's the big deal?" They won't put it on the wheel if they get it.

Are you guys also aware of "RedLetterWeddings"

RedLetterWeddings.mp4

Back in 2013, it lead to them being nominated for "Best Milwaukee Wedding" even though it was ancient history by then.
I guess they stopped doing it once Mike & Rich were allowed to get married?
 
One could make the argument that a woman was chosen to star in a Predator film simply because they hadn't done it yet. But because of the times it comes off as more of a pandering move to people sick of pandering moves.
Except for the first AvP movie.

As many have said, it's not just the issue of it being a woman, it's the "I want to do man things" that annoyed people.
Bitching about how something sucks now, is woke, is ruined, etc. etc. is playing into their hand. IP and Corporations thrive through any engagement.

If you truly dislike something, the best thing you can do is just fucking move on and stop giving it attention. I say this to all Star Wars/Gamer/Marvel/Whatever faggots.

Nobody really cares though. The vast majority of people just want to bitch to hear themselves bitch I'm pretty sure. I've been trying to get this through Star Wars fags heads for the better part of three years, but a decade in and they still just scream and seethe into the void instead of just moving on with their lives. It will be the same for everything. It's what a part of society lives for now. Just always being upset. Instead of it being at pronouns or representation they get offended by corporate toy commercials and shit.
Let me see if I can explain this using a non-controversial example. Did you see the movie Free Guy? It's a decent enough flick. At the climax of the movie, our hero Ryan Reynolds is facing off against the bad guy and this moment happens:
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As if to make it even more obvious, right after this they even cut to a 2-second Chris Evans cameo to make sure you get it.

Alright, fine, it's Marvel, whatever.

Now imagine it was in every movie. Oh sure very often it would be so subtle you might not notice it, but then when you do start noticing it, you can't stop. Like you'll be in the middle of an arthouse film and realize one of the characters is wearing an "Iron Man" tshirt. You'll be watching a romantic comedy and there's a poster for spider-man in the guy's room. In some of the schlockier films, they'll shove it in your face with someone walking into a scene saying "Check it out I got a replica of Dr Strange's cape. How's it look on me?"

Then you get this film. It's about an alien killer hunting humans in the distant past. You think SURELY there can be no marvel in it. Then, right as you want to settle in, one of the French fur trappers says to another, "Didst thou read the latest pulp release of X-men?" and they have a minute long nerd-conversation about it.

THAT'S what it's like. To the point you can't escape it. You can't even go back and watch old stuff because they're starting to put warnings at the start of the films/shows. You can try grabbing up older media (which I encourage because I do) but they're cutting down on releasing those, meaning the islands you can escape to are ever shrinking.

And I'm not sure ignoring them does anything. They're remaking Night Court:

NIGHT COURT! Nobody cared about night court save as a running joke in RLM.
Also, as @Jet Fuel Johnny pointed out, the Predator would be a magic demon to... well anyone who didn't live in the 20th century. Indigenous people would consider it a wrathful god that can't die or bleed, so she would have to approach it like a ghost hunter... but a dousing rod or some other superstitious artifact.
See that could be another interesting thread to take - where our protagonist is the first to realize the Yautja is not a god, but mortal like them.
 
Let me see if I can explain this using a non-controversial example. Did you see the movie Free Guy? It's a decent enough flick. At the climax of the movie, our hero Ryan Reynolds is facing off against the bad guy and this moment happens:
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No, I didn't see Free Guy. Because this is exactly the type of movie it looked to be, a fucking reference/memberberries fest like Ready Player One. To quote Plinkett; "What did you expect, asshole?"

Now imagine it was in every movie. Oh sure very often it would be so subtle you might not notice it, but then when you do start noticing it, you can't stop. Like you'll be in the middle of an arthouse film and realize one of the characters is wearing an "Iron Man" tshirt. You'll be watching a romantic comedy and there's a poster for spider-man in the guy's room. In some of the schlockier films, they'll shove it in your face with someone walking into a scene saying "Check it out I got a replica of Dr Strange's cape. How's it look on me?"
Name these movies please. Especially the last one, because the only time I've ever seen shit as blatant as this is when I'm visiting my parents house and they're watching The Big Bang Theory. If it's Stranger Things then please stop watching Netflix garbage.

You can try grabbing up older media (which I encourage because I do) but they're cutting down on releasing those, meaning the islands you can escape to are ever shrinking.
If you go into any used DVD store you're going to find mountains of everything old. I'm sorry you can't have it in ultra 4K HD or whatever, but don't pretend like it's impossible to find old stuff now just cause it's not constantly being re-re-released or on streaming.

Edit: This isn't even getting into voyaging the high seas where there has always been a mindset of old media preservation.

NIGHT COURT! Nobody cared about night court save as a running joke in RLM.
...so why the do you even care then, exactly? This is peak bitching just to bitch about something nobody cares about or should waste time on.
 
Name these movies please. Especially the last one, because the only time I've ever seen shit as blatant as this is when I'm visiting my parents house and they're watching The Big Bang Theory. If it's Stranger Things then please stop watching Netflix garbage.
Did you not understand that the whole thing was a metaphor? Hence the use of "now imagine..." at the start?

And you rated me autistic.

If you go into any used DVD store you're going to find mountains of everything old. I'm sorry you can't have it in ultra 4K HD or whatever, but don't pretend like it's impossible to find old stuff now just cause it's not constantly being re-re-released or on streaming.
I'm starting to think you don't know much about lost media...
 
This was already a thing like 5 years ago. Jay even addressed it on an episode of Pre Rec he was on once and was basically like "It was a paying gig, what's the big deal?" They won't put it on the wheel if they get it.

Are you guys also aware of "RedLetterWeddings"

RedLetterWeddings.mp4

Back in 2013, it lead to them being nominated for "Best Milwaukee Wedding" even though it was ancient history by then.
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Since this logo is so similar to their current logo, my brain keeps interpreting it as some kind of joke they'd make for a video today.
 
Did you not understand that the whole thing was a metaphor? Hence the use of "now imagine..." at the start?

And you rated me autistic.
I rate you autistic because you're acting like an autistic consumer needing to default to some imaginary dystopian world where everything is Free Guy and ruined by Marvel references when that isn't the case. And even if you believe that *will* be the case, you bitching about it on the internet isn't some crusade that is going to stop it. If you truly believe that is the case, please stop watching Fandom Menace and Doomcock grifters.

I'm starting to think you don't know much about lost media...
Ahh yes, because the vast majority of classic and popular media is on the same level of missing commercials and long forgotten sesame street segments like crack in the wall and the wicked witch of the west. The second something has a 10 second warning at the start is completely lost and not on used DVD racks nation wide as well as various torrent and archival sites.

What exactly broke everyones brain on the internet? Was it really gamer gate shit or did everyone just forget about the outside world or what?
 
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