Big Brother has been a guilty pleasure of mines for quite sometime. Although it's rather minimal in comparison to its British counterpart, the American version manages to produce at least one lolcow per season. Last year, it was a contestant named Caleb who often referred to himself as "Beast Mode Cowboy'"
Caleb had an ego the size of the sun and a brain the size of an atom. While that's amusing enough, it's not enough to make you stand out on Big Brother since at least half the contestants are like that as well. So what made Caleb stand out? Well, it was the fact that he was also a pathological liar. No seriously, this guy would lie about the most random and implausible shit ever. Ranging from how he was a finalist on
The Voice to claiming that the Indiana Colts were "looking at him" before he went on
Big Brother, to claiming that when he was a toddler, he became paralyzed and was only healed when a "mysterious African man" randomly went into his hospital room and grabbed his ankles, making him able to walk again.
He even got called out on his bullshit a few times.
(Fun Fact: the guy who calls him out was the one who ended up winning that season because he was one of the few Houseguests that season who had an actual functioning brain).
He was also obssessed with a girl that wanted nothing to do with him but he kept on being persistent even when she kept telling him to fuck off. Here's another video where he uses a bruised up banana as a metaphor for how much he wants to bangs her.
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Eventually, he gave up and ended up playing a sizable part of her getting evicted just because he couldn't handle the friendzone.
Not only did he call himself Beast Mode Cowboy all the time, he even had a interest in trademarkeding it after he became a "celebrity" and had fantasies of kids being totally star strucked when they see him in a airport or something.
He's apparently gonna be in an upcoming Survivor season, so we haven't seen the last of BMC yet!
