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Don't call me a wet blanket. | : (P
 
I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt!
 
"WE KNOW CLYDE CASH"
"Not even a cheap whore would want our dicks inside her"
"One girlfriend please"
"WE CAN FEEL DA COSMOS!"
"10 on the Scale of Respect"

CatParty said:
"Today we are learning about owls"

(from the commercial for his stupid lego high school)
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It works on two levels, didn't he and the Wallflower have some owl novel?
 
ORIGINAL FORUM: DO NOT STEAL
 
Ideas for now:

Playing with our pickles since (insert specific/nonspecific time of forum founding here).
"Buhbyebye nose"
"UNGA WUNGA!"
Our wooden badges are delicious.

And I'll also put in another motion for "Mmmm...yeah." and 'We may have hired a skywriter.'
 
"And what you did was stick a knife in our backs and kill us!"
 
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add that
 
How about...

"Over 1000000000+ fans!"
"We are of the wrong opinion and considerably mean"
"We stand behind this most fully"
"Pickle Emporium"
"Fertility Certified by Medical Clinic"
"This forum is Non-Applicable"
"Retro is Always In"
 
How about:

Really Grinds my Gears!
Kicked me in da bawls again!
Go work on it!
So slanderous.
We can feel the cosmos!
Nownownownow now now NOW!
Everybody's in my command.
Bear Conductor approved.
God is one of us.
 
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