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but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.
 
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We desperately need some DSP quotes in here as well.
Any suggestions?

"How do you use Rations?!?"
"I'm a former pro fightning game player."
"I'm joining the Kojima World Order as of right now!"
"QUALITY KAHNTENT!"

And still loosely related to DSP:

"NOW LOOK AT MY SKELETONS BITCH!"
 
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What is the "you aren't supposed to get a boner about 9/11" quote from? Did Jace say that? Also, who said that they had a picture of a bee vagina? I looked both of those up and couldn't fine either.
 
"I doubt that. Regardless, is pointless, since so many people already enjoy me. (Unlike most of you, who spend your time enjoying yourselves & the Twitter feeds of people you simultaneously claim to dislike.)

Also, I repeat that I have yet to see any evidence of any members here having intelligence that at the very least is equal to my own."

- Cowlick

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leigh...sticewitch-wetflame.10020/page-66#post-772353
 
In addition to Kent's "I wash my nutsack every single day" I'd also like to suggest the following. There don't seem to be enough ADF quotes:

"4CHAN TROLLS ARE NOTHING BUT CYBER-FASCISTS! Have the Ku Klux Klan print goddamn T-shirts for you! You people who sit on your fat asses who prey on people who are not white, Christian, heterosexual, and has a different opinion from your twisted fucked up right-wing ideology! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NEO-NAZI THUGS!!!!" [ADF sperging at 4Chan obviously]

"I’m a misandrist. I’m a feminazi. I’m a communist. I have an Oedipus Complex. I must be really, really, REALLY fucking evil! – Yeah, fear Chairwoman Harel! You don’t want this monster knocking on your door!" [ADF trying to be edgy and intimidating]

"Denying that I am Female is on par in my eyes of denying the Holocaust." [self explanatory]

"Heads up people, I am going to have to make a fake status here saying somebody opened fire on me in the Temescal section of North Oakland.
I want to scare Kiwi Farms." [In reference to his claim that GamerGate people tried to kill him]

"I threw the first punch." [Admission of hitting his mother]

Also, since there seem to be a few famous quotes, I'd like to add another one which I think sums up lolcows in general very nicely. It's from The Amazing World of Gumball, and it's said by Darwin, my namesake:

"You're just a drop of embarrassment, in an ocean of shame."
 
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"I'm saying fuck you to try and offend you."

-CartoonFreak666

"If anyone says that I want to have sex with ducks again, i'll pound them."

-CartoonFreak666

"I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DUCK FETISH. ANYONE WHO SAYS I RAPE ANIMALS CAN JUST ALL GO TO HELL."

-CartoonFreak666

"I will someday kick all of your asses."

-CartoonFreak666
 
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