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[DuskEngine]

And weed is for poor people. Adults do bath salts.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

KingofManga really needs to stop rating my shit as "autistic" or in a few cases "dumb" #angry

 

[KingofManga420]

KingofManga really needs to stop rating my shit "autistic" and in a few cases "dumb"

Is that actually what he said? If that makes it to random text I will consider my work on this site complete

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Is that actually what he said? If that makes it to random text I will consider my work on this site complete

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"@Hellblazer, I personally request that this thread be locked and sent to Spergatory! Thanks in advance."

"No."


From the Wizrobe Bionacle thread.

 

[sugoi-chan]

"Let it be known that #2015 was the year when this young man stopped making excuses for himself and instead simply got up out of bed, let his actions dictate his emotions for a change, and GOT.....SHIT......DONE!!! *drops microphone*"

From Wizzrobe himself.

 

[Watcher]

I said let it go in my ASS

From here

 

[Watcher]

it felt good to flush CatParty down the toilet

from here

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ahuviya-harel.681/page-365#post-738094

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Kiwi farms are threatening to use firearms on me

 

[KingofManga420]

KingofManga really needs to stop rating my shit as "autistic" or in a few cases "dumb"

You forgot #angry at the end.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

You forgot #angry at the end.

You're right. It's been fixed buddy.

 

[chimpburgers]

This is what I wanted to focus on, but the former M. Cuddlebug just had to come in and shit up my thread.

Thanks a lot, @@Dr. Foreskin, you cunt.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/intactivists-duel-of-the-dicks.9790/#post-737826

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The police will investiagate this thread. I submitted a tip to the FBI that Null is a pedophile and that this forum has been cordinating terrorist attacks against social justice advocates.

 

[Handsome Pete]

*consent hug*

 

[chimpburgers]

About once a month.

I've also been reported to 2 federal agencies and a criminal organization for being penned as a pedophile on Encyclopedia Dramatica at this point.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ahuviya-harel.681/page-377#post-739463

 

[Watcher]

i want my corpse to be burned and my ashes dumped on crops so that people are forced to eat me

from here

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Fuckers on this gross ass forum created to make fun of people have taken away all my safe spaces, but they won't take this away from me~!!

- Kayla Waller

 

[Ariel]

Kiwi Farms???