random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"50 things of ranch."

 

[Cuck Norris]

I do fantasize a lot about rape and sexually coercive things, but I've never actually acted on those fantasies IRL and strongly doubt that I ever will, I've even had chances to do sexually exploitative things IRL where I realized I had a virtually non-existent or low probability of getting in trouble for it, and I still didn't do it, and I've had such fantasies for over a decade and never once acted on them so I feel quite confident in my assessment.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Also if you guys think I am so horrible just lol I know sadistic pedophiles who get off on child murder fantasies and actually help real child rapists with internet security so the federal police cannot trace them

 

[Watcher]

SUBHUMAN KIWI FAGS

from the tags from the sluthate forums

 

[melty]

It's not really constant, 99% of the time I just am normal and interact with people and don't feel like raping them or anything.

 

[Vitriol]

kayla the girl who was pretending she was going to kill herself yesterday over misgendering and ableism just came out with this in response to someone sending her mum the screencaps:

"I lied about my gender and mental illness

 

[Ca Ira]

Some variation of @hood MONEY 's "fucking LOLCOWING at you buddy boyo" ought to go on.

Edit: Nice.

 

[Ruin]

The only thing that has kept me out of prison so far is my superior intellect and skill.

~Sluthate retard and resident pedophile Mrz tempting fate.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

ARE YOU GUVKING HAPPY!?!?!?! ARE YOU

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

 

[Watcher]

HIDEIT FROM CUDDLEBUG

from here

 

[JU 199]

Hood Money- "I'm allowed to speak freely about my own penis."

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Big Nasty]

"Get off the computer punk and fight me, vato"

- Mentally ill Phil

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also, science: explain it, please.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

"If you are not fucking PRIME JB at your yaht your daddy bought you. You are coping."

-Random Sluthater

 

[Colress]

bottles.flac
"Guys, I just found a pair of sex dice under my bed."
Where we clean our rooms.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

So yeah. Depends of a couple factors. I think asians mature more slowly, so mabe 25 for them, otherwise 16 is fine.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Tbh, I was just trolling everybody in chat earlier this evening this thread included. Plus Connor's waaaaaaayyyyy more autistic than I am so there's that too.

 

[Coster]

There's this ugly black girl with a skin condition who sits behind me in math class. I often try to scoot my desk up some, but another girl who sits in front of me often complains when I do this, so I have no choice but to scoot my desk back some. (sigh)