random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
   #actually autistic

 

[RequiredName]

You don't rape a hamster!

 

[Morbid Boredom]

"im mexican and on drugs

dats why the english seems so shitty"

 

[JU 199]

Icecat- "I felt for him because he was balding not because he was pedo"

 

[Dalish]

"u ppl are sad sad fucks u know that"

 

[Maruukat]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2203.jpg?1429545086 A moment agobabaGAReeb:
   well i only like skeletons and not any other type of corpse

 

[Dalish]

babaGAReeb:
i might be in an asylum

 

[Peter Capaldi]

"I DON'T TAKE DRUGS!" -FrankIBMThinkpad in response to MylarBalloonFan.

 

[John Furrman]

"He who makes fun of autists should see to it that he himself does not become an autist. And if you gaze for long into the blank stare, the blank stare gazes also into you." ~ @Arctic

this is gold

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1428754255 A moment agoThe Knife:
   I have a picture of a bee vagina, if anyone's interested.

 

[DuskEngine]

im not a virgin i fucked two hookers .

I know how to play chess & I'm intelectual but intense character

 

[Dr. Meme]

D: I'm so upset right now... I've become a mere puppet and he's using my trolling identity against me! HELP ME! PLEASE!

 

[Dr. Meme]

It's fucking annoying. I told him to go kill himself and he still lives!

 

[Arctic]

"IGNORE WHAT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR. I DO NOT ENGAGE IN SUCH A HOMOSEXUAL THING AS RATING OTHER MEN AT ALL"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[Stratomsk]

"umad is truly on a holy crusade to save our dreadful, damnable souls from the detestable immorality of self-awareness and critical thinking."

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

SCREW YOU ALL I WANTED WAS TO TRY TO MAKE EQUAL PEACE AND YOURE ALL BEING MUDSLINGERS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE TRYING TO HELP YOU

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

RogerRabbit1988,

No more soup for you! Hop away. Next!

 

[Mr. 0]

Everyone should know this one:

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

 

[Null]

Added a bunch from the last few pages.