random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Red]

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"I banned this guy for being a noisy sped who attracted equally noisy people prying into his life. Apparently he has a terminal illness that he refuses to seek treatment for because of his numberology new age medicine bullshit and I hope he dies an early death so I get some fucking peace."

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Babyfur and cubfur art is usually drawn well and USUALLY doesn't have sexual overtones.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/115.jpg?1427332861 A moment agoDarky:
   never forget wrinkly old granddad wookiee jerking off to space porn

 

[Stratomsk]

I always eat my jizz after masturbation. That way, my sperm is super concentrated and my crotch emits a white halo that impregnates by sheer proximity.

 

[DuskEngine]

I've been dead inside for months.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1428774018 1 minute agowagglyplacebo:
   
   

 

[plasticine]

"Jackie, I love you. I want to hold you in my arms, sweetheart. You come over right on here and we'll do each other right. Sweet times..."

 

[AnOminous]

"there is no low these people won't sink to."

 

[KingofManga420]

"A thought occurred to me. It is highly, highly unlikely, but not impossible that Nick is just a super meta-ruse to the point where everything he does is cleverly done in order to be the ultimate horror cow and years of random people who located his sister's FB or Twitter or whatever she uses brought her to believe that he actually did things he claimed to do, but did not do. What if he didn't actually do it, and he made it all up, but his sister was coached into believing he did?"

 

[DuskEngine]

 

[CatParty]

 

[CatParty]

You ungodly antichrists complain if Idon't write and complain when I do. You can be summed up as whining demons

 

[Watcher]

a girl told me I had a nice penis so i am confident in my penis

From here

 

[Alex Krycek]

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).

 

[Holdek]

EVEN if I am living a lie, I'd rather live this lie than believe that truth ever. I AM RESISTANT TO THE CHANGE!

 

[Colress]

If the internet has taught me anything, nothing is too expensive to spray semen on.

 

[Watcher]

I'm already recruiting for my post-apocalyptic rape gang.

 

[JU 199]

Ian Ironwood- "You might think you're "fooling" him, while you're making that sandwich . . . but he still gets to eat the sandwich."

 

[Peace and Harmony]