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[Return of the Freaker]

Yeah, and if you ask a Zoomer now-a-days what the Nazis were they'd say they were gamers who said 'nigga' on xbox live.

If my kid said that I'd clap his face and call him a faggot.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm sure @TaimuRadiu can show you the way, once he's done fantasizing about Michelle Obama's crotch.

She doesn't have aids. Herpes and hpv, for sure. Maybe hep-c. Prolly not aids. I'd still let her blow me andprobably eat her haddock, tho.

"Sub to my onlyfans right now if you wanna see me reeeeeeeee and puke through a pool noodle and watch old patreon videos of me fucking a sex doll"

Who the fuck is going to buy second hand diapers???

When the user with a fat pink furry is the one making sense and getting blocked, you know you’ve stumbled upon something special.

Why is there not a single Chad Nazi? Why is every single actual open Nazi just a complete piece of shit? Even Adolf Hitler himself was a completely inferior person from every possible perspective.

At this point we're jerking off fucking rotten curds

She's got a face like Linux: open sores.

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"I LOVE TO SIT ON THE FLOOR OF THE BACK OF THE CAR WHILE BEING AUTISTIC"

She has anorexia and two assholes. Definitely high-risk.

Edit: I’m a fucking idiot

The submarine is badly damaged when Jake takes three hours to say “hard a port” and hits a rock. There’s a tense moment when Zach tries to fit the entire submarine up his ass.

I got an urge to ask this question

When I read that article, Chris hired one as his last wish is to lose his v-card before going to prison. I thought he used a spongebob themed condom during sex

Why would you drag an innocent website like Rule34 into that cesspool? It seems a bit uncalled for... That said, he probably has more than a few skeletons hidden around, they always do.

 

[Antipathy]

Draw his horse cock you pussy.

You know we're here to laugh at autism, not make it.

even though Hitler is the only thing whose life and death should be "honored" by these things.

Even having a job and a life can't stop the :autism:.

It looks like a coked-out Muppet.

The dragons keep jizzing in their clocks and knives over in Switzerland and it's getting to be a serious problem. There's dragon jizz in every exhaust pipe in every vehicle there.

We finally found @Feline Darkmage's off-site fursona!

He may have an eye-searing donut steel but I like his attitude, willingness to call out all the bullshit rules, and response to people freaking the fuck out over his rule breaking.

Even those behind clusterfuck eyebleeders can have words of wisdom

She looks like a 9 year old white trash boy whose mother never taught him about toothbrushes and moderation in Mountain Dew.

I'm never surprised with furries, just baffled.

 

[Army Burger]

Honestly it reminds me a little of when Athus died. His whole gallery and the gallery of his boyfriend is full of gay dragon rimming and dinosaurs getting ass fucked so seeing everyone posting "miss you, wish you were here : ( " and "I'm sorry for your loss : (" on their profiles alongside that shit was very surreal.

He was a dolphin fucker but death by DUI is a pretty shitty way to go, I agree.

thats a titty armpit what the fuck

He was a dog and horse fucker, we assume based on his interests and the zoophiles he was friends/parnters/business partners with, the dolphin fucking was done by someone else and the video of it was specifically made for him then was sent to him.

I'm not trying to make it sound better, I'm just trying to make it accurate.

That part where he just HAD to clarify again that his art doesn’t have human dicks just killed me.

As a Professional Sims 4 Builder™ I am seething inside

Whenever the topic of Ed Edd and Eddy porn comes up it makes me wonder what kind of turbo degeneracy the Big Mouth fandom is spawning.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

That’s not Twiggy, or Quant, or even “mod”. She looks like an Amish hooker on skid row

She looks like a gothstitute.

Aw poor old jonny, stuck with his tweeny weeny peeny for the foreseeable future. What's a girl to do, sigh.

Yep, three years ago Becky was hitting on her stepsister. Then the whale flexed her YT money. What an amazing love story.

She’s concerned someone might mistake her massive bulk for being more than one person (they/them).

But remember kids: Being gay is a lifestyle, but being fat is guhnetix(tm)

My favorite part was the end. Where Jamie was in the background clearly wacking off while wearing his headphones to politely listen to porn while dear Sara made him some heart attack soup.

 

[Army Burger]

Like Smug definitely knew about Aimy’s horse cock fixation for a while, but only shared it with her followers after it became convenient for her to do so.

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes punching your mom in the fucking face works out for the best.

 

[Army Burger]

Why not just find a group of young black men and ask them, "Any of you niggers have a high school education?"

My Mom literally bit chunks out of my Dad.

I think it's pretty obvious that despite all your nazi stylings, deep down you want nothing more than the chance to make some mud babies.

What the hell, I’m no expert but that penis looks majorly wrong. Why is it two different colors??

 

[FuckedUp]

 

[Army Burger]

He seems really mad he can't say Jew, nigger, or retard.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Is anybody in this thread not motivated entirely by thinly-veiled racism?

 

[Army Burger]

Gamers rise up troon out!

lol you rape dogs and poison your kittens for online attention.

 

[Vampirella]

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[Army Burger]

No you have to do it in a vocaroo otherwise it's not a real rap battle.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

From @Angel Baby Firefly:

"No one here is banging me, ever"

I can't be the only one who finds this funny.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Corona and Jimmy
Sitting in a tree
C-double-O-F-I-N-G

Do you think Jim makes Jade cosplay as Corona Chan at night?

Ruh Roh Bibble, Old Jimmy cant come on your D&D streams because his computer just keeps "Breaking", so sad please press S to spit on Bibble and the cult of Gunt.

 

[Army Burger]

I never thought someone would take Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann from Full Metal Jacket seriously and skullfuck someone, but /btards always come through with the degeneracy when needed.

you better leak those nudes before she makes fun of you for liking horsecock again, aimy

How does being a nerd and a content creator get you so much pussy, all these boys are swimming in it.

The heartwarming story of a mother that lets her underage daughter be her authentic self by allowing her to go through a horse piss hormone induced "menopause" (even if she hasn't entered or completely gone through puberty)

Nothing more male than menopause. Men is even in the name!

 

[Wendy Carter]

"No one here is banging me, ever"

@Angel Baby Firefly, is that a challenge? Because I will definitely accept it.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Anyway, it's apparent we are not going to agree on anything, so I will leave you alone if you leave me alone. I got better things to do than to shitpost on kiwifarms all day

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine being such a failure in every way conceivable that a picture of you is posted on a forum with 42, 797 members and all any of them can say positive about you is "you have teeth."