random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

Gangstalked by ANTIFA in the Butt - a new mini novel by Chuck Tingle, available on Amazon.

can you really blame him for thinking "surely nobody would be stupid enough to use chemical soaked mosquito nest as fishing nets, the nets fucking kill mosquitos after all."?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I have been chat banned, ratings taken away, and called a "blight on this website" by Null. All while users socially ostracize me, threaten to rape, kill, and maim me every single day. I will fight to absolute defeat. If Mao did the Long March, so can I.

 

[Captain Communism]

Norman would be a pretty good lolcow, would put Chris to shame with his arsonist skills

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I'm doing Marx's work by converting Nazis to Communists on KF. I already have a few converts that are now in Red Gang.

 

[TV's Adam West]

You're mom should have swallowed you instead.

The wet slapping noises really adds an extra bit of horror to it

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it pissed off a 30 year old manchild!

You know who else likes to make shit threads? MY MOM

She has the face of an fetish porn actress.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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you know how kiwifarms thinks autistic people, trans people & jewish people are delusional subhumans who gotta die to preserve the white race for pure inbreeding? and know how i’m an enby who was officially diagnosed with tourettes, autism OCD & ADHD with an ashkenazi jewish dad?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yes, Corona makes your balls fall off and your dick flies straight out of your pants into the sky and is rotating around the sun forever.

 

[Remove Goat]

Again, I have to bring up this point and I'll keep bringing it up as many times as I have to:
If my fantasy is to turn into a cat in heat does that make me a cat fucker?

 

[THOTto]

Steal his toilet. Then offer a trade.

 

[Table Country]

“Remember he’s a kid?” Spencer is heard telling Anglin, sounding like a man eager to teach his latest conquest something about the child-like nature of the J'ew.

 

[Revo]

Flat Earth is a rich, verdant pasture for lolcows

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"At the very least, I should be allowed to shit my pants at a Biden rally and then blame him for the smell."
-Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Either way I trust my immune system to see me through this, and if not its going to go down in a blaze of cytokine glory as my white blood cells go full tony montana on the slant eyed virons swarming through my veins

 

[Remove Goat]

But for the first time I actually read the description of Kiwi Farms and I absolutely agree I'm an example of someone who is eccentric and who voluntarily makes a fool out of myself. And I'm proud of that. Anyone who fursuit dances to catch music is clearly an eccentric who makes a fool out of themselves. That's a fact. I might be the first who is both an LOLCat and an LOLCow.

There's too many good quotes in this to pick just one

 

[KhordKitty]

There's too many good quotes in this to pick just one

I meant to type "dances to cat music" but they disabled my edits and I can't do anything about that.

 

[AprilRains]

I meant to type "dances to cat music" but they disabled my edits and I can't do anything about that.

Damn, I was wondering what kind of dance one does to singing-in-the-round.

 

[Brain Power]

This thread only ever makes me angry and yet I keep crawling back like a battered wife.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

they were so used to being told "awww you're right heres a ribbon" but Trump grabbed them by the ribbons and pissed on them with hookers.

Kiwi Farms and the Hunt for the Hidden Asshole is not exactly the story I was expecting to wake up to, today, butt I'll take it.

I'm sure that both live action Garfield movies also had buttholes in them, and we were robbed.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A brony convention in a city where the homeless can legally shit on the streets out in the open? Come on!

Damn, I was wondering what kind of dance one does to singing-in-the-round.

This is so serious business, folks and ain’t a joke.

When is this bitch of a man lady going to finally go broke?

you on the other hand, either have a severe behavioral health disorder that compels you to stalk me and lie about me or you're being paid to do it. which is it , failed abortion?

you're really a very pathetic excuse for a human, little boy.

 

[Clown Baby]

Shut the fuck up, you bare back whore. Close your mouth and your legs.