‘Cats’ fans demand Universal Pictures to ‘release the butthole cut’

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I can't hear Seth Rogan and Twitter in the same sentence without being reminded how his own wife said she'd cuck him with that meathead Cernovich. Which is even more embarrassing when you consider the fact Cernovich can get Rogan to sperg out.

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wtfNeedSignUp said:
I kinda doubt the veracity of this claim.
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I dunno, this is so dumb and asinine I actually find it the most believable thing about the movie given all the other dumb and asinine things that have gone on with it.
 
This was the same film that had to release a new cut to theaters while it was still running because the original release had numerous animation errors. So if this is true, they clearly knew where to spend their money.
 
XYZpdq said:
I admit I didn't pay close attention to parts and there was sporadic money falling from the sky and pinatas and stuff, but I don't recall a lot of instances where there was a butt pointed at the screen in a way that a butthole could even be visible?
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There were definitely times when the cats were crawling around facing away from the camera.
 
Whether because they forgot about anuses in the original CGI sweep, or because they had a furry on-deck for that first cut, this conspiracy would help to explain why they went so far over-budget with such awful CGI.
 
Winding up furries in the phantom hope there is a full-butthole cut of the film? I know yer hurtin for the cash right now, but that's cruel, Hollywood.
 
If we go through a copy with a fine toothed comb, I'm willing to bet they missed at least a few frames. It was only one guy after all.
 
Splendid said:
If we go through a copy with a fine toothed comb, I'm willing to bet they missed at least a few frames. It was only one guy after all.
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Kiwi Farms and the Hunt for the Hidden Asshole is not exactly the story I was expecting to wake up to, today, butt I'll take it.
 
Everyone is like 'all the ridiculous shit they left in the movie, why did they even care about buttholes' but they don't realise the truth - whether through coincidence or dark providence, all of the buttholes in the film follow the shape and form of the abraxas invocation circle - and when more than two of them are on screen at once they align into the yosher sefirot configuration, compelling the viewer to remove their own eyes by any means necessary, if their mind can handle it. Universal had no choice but to remove the buttholes - if enough people were transformed by its majesty they would have summoned that rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem.

Edit: lol see -
 
Somewhere one of my friends who was able to make a studio pay first to get his own celeb furry buttporn and then hide it from the world is seething that other people are going to get to see his personal stash.
 
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...But seriously, I fucking LOVE Cats. It gives me such pure unbridled joy that Hollywood managed to shit out something so god-awful that people are still talking about it. If it goes full Rocky Horror, I will die very satisfied with the world.
 
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