random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Floop]

We need a floppy penis rating.

Delete the gay dude and it's breddy gud.

 

[Army Burger]

you could've founded mormonism 2.0 but you told god to fuck off, good job ret‍ard

"It wasn't a seizure. It was romance, dammit!"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

hows about some "Male time" with Null instead?

Ok, I will include a portion of the end times story where I fall into sexual temptation but then repent. It will teach a lesson about overcoming temptation. You will only see the epic story that documents my struggle if the pictures are removed.

 

[Army Burger]

Virgo is back with yet another in-depth investigation into the Polaroid of man's ass she was sent more than a decade ago.

 

[Brain Power]

Pink nips = true white man Italian
Brown nips = subhuman sicilian trash trying to bring Afrika to Europa

This also applies to the roast beef. I assume the penis too; once in awhile you'll see BJ porn where they guy is white but the dick is black and you'll do a double-take like "wha? is that photoshopped?" Sometimes it is, but sometimes it's a goddamn sicilian.

 

[Army Burger]

edit: to clarify, I'm not cuntmaster. but god i wish i was.

Gay Ops deliver him $122.00 of nachos

 

[Garm]

" 'Why don't you use 4Chan?' 'Because I have class.' "

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

"There is a website called Kiwi Farms, which engages in human rights violations. I am a target."

source

 

[Army Burger]

Can someone teach this ogre how to use Google so he can stop publicly askin for Twilight coochie pics already?

Bitch cant even manage a gender let alone anything requiring anything more than working a microwave.

this dude's tuck game is WEAK

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

i've been reading The Devil's Dictionary lately

 

[Army Burger]

"shut up, agnostic, you're a fag".

"Anyone who mocks or makes fun or wishes ill on any Reylo fan... you are the scum of the earth."

can’t a man fuck his dad without being gay

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I may be special and less useful to society than normal person, BUT IF YOU FUCKING COMPARE ME TO THIS SACK OF WORM SHIT THAT PROPABLY MASTURBATES OVER REYLO OR SOME FUCKING SHIT, I WILL MAKE MY AVATAR PERFECTLY ACCURATE.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

as for my comment about neo-nazis posting spoilers for star wars, im dead serious about this

 

[Army Burger]

I have bad news: your friend's autism.

Dear Sweet Jesus she's got an art deco fupa.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

From last night's Nick Rekieta's exceptional fan mail-

"I am directly related to two vice presidents and many kings"

 

[Army Burger]

"Needs to have the body of a Bratz doll and something on her head that resembles a nutsack before I can sign off on this design"

it made my boobs turn inside out.

"My cringe dad got into a fail car crash and now I'm mad "

 

[The Last Stand]

@Wendy_Carter from chat: "I hope your wife leaks"

 

[Wendy Carter]

@Wendy_Carter from chat: "I hope your wife leaks"

This was the context.

 

[Army Burger]

Anyway, I draw TF Fetish stuff for a living

Orlando is a mixture of Puerto Ricans and Lindsay Ellises. I can only imagine the smell.

So your ass starts somewhere between your knees?

Shoulders are thin privilege now.

Country is falling apart and needs gorilla glue LOL

Go die of ebola AIDS faggot.

Also, have a Merry Christmas.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

she didn't know about sex until she was 16 and learned about it from yu-gi-oh fanfiction.