random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dork Of Ages]

@Elaine Benes

Actually for security reasons, I am leaving right now until Null is bribed into removing the pictures.

I now know that the majority of this community are sadistic monsters who take pleasure at the suffering of others.

What did I do to deserve having my picture posted here? I never harmed anybody!

When I first came to this site almost a year ago, I thought I would make friends who would join my cause to make England a Catholic monarchy again!

 

[Floop]

Kiwi Farms contains content and materials not recommended for children and/or those seeking to enhance or establish political careers.

 

[Army Burger]

I never got the appeal of 3D porn.

Hi homosexual nigger

 

[Floop]

I will only upload a picture of my penis if all the other options fail. And as I said before, if I resort to doing it I will only upload the penis picture AFTER all the pictures of my face are removed.

The pussy smell like fried chicken...

What did I do to deserve having my picture posted here? I never harmed anybody! When I first came to this site almost a year ago, I thought I would make friends who would join my cause to make England a Catholic monarchy again!

 

[Brain Power]

Here's the real question:

Which is worse when it comes to bacteria? A pupper's mouth or thot snatch?

Discuss.

Well... I-I know a lot of vaginas! I’m the ultimate vagina master! I have degrees for ALL the vaginas!

 

[Army Burger]

AHAHA HER NIPS ARE FUCKING ORANGE.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Her excuse of periods and dogs sniffing

calling me a roasted potato seems a bit lack luster if you really are trying to hit below the belt.

 

[TV's Adam West]

But that's the beauty of being American, we don't give a shit about the rest of the world.

There's a dickless man in heaven experiencing mysterious phantom orgasms.

 

[Revo]

 

[Positron]

No this is not a joke. Richard really is this dumb.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Let's be honest, the only wrestling this guy has ever done was with his conscience... and somehow they both lost.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin-davies-alexander-whiteoak.63765/post-5674109

There is a secret Facebook hate group titled THERE GOES ALEXANDER WHITEOAK WITH HIS SHIT OPINIONS AGAIN, which has amassed a nice local following of fifty members, many of wish express interest in stabbing him, pouring acid in his dickhole and getting him arrested.

 

[Floop]

GUYS THEY FOUND ME COME GET ME MY ADDRESS IS 13

So when santa gives the bad kids coal, does that mean he sends his black husband for their ass virginity?

DREW PICKLES MURDERS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR WITH CHOCOLATE PUDDING AT 3 AM

 

[MediocreMilt]

Bryan Dunn quoted your post in the thread Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

 

[Trombonista]

From JustinRPG:
"Every one of these Pokemon has a purpose, most of which are sexual."

 

[Army Burger]

Tampon man bad,

This is a really good post about anal sex ruined by the inclusion of niggers.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

The real anus was the shotgun we sawed off along the way.

 

[Army Burger]

"Kiwi Farms, a forum site way more intense than Reddit..."

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This is hilarious.