random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NoFeline]

I think autistic people will have a war with normal people and bullies/trolls because we are sick of your shit and we will rise by dominance by brain/IQ/kindness/personal strength against you.

 

[karz]

"I cuck those who cross me" - From the Mad At the Internet Discord server, not my words

 

[mr.moon1488]

>Make the smart choice here, make it a porno.

 

[NoFeline]

Comment people are racist.

 

[Baron-Tremayne-Caple]

Yeah, that’s right.

Commit people are racist.

 

[Revo]

Commit people are racist.

Commit=?

 

[Baron-Tremayne-Caple]

Comment people are racist.

 

[Revo]

Comment people are racist.

According to your logic,anybody who comment on internet is racist.So you are racist, because you've commented on this forum ,since you joined the farms a few hours ago.

 

[NoFeline]

According to your logic,anybody who comment on internet is racist.So you are racist, because you've commented on this forum ,

 

[Floop]

When I was a kid I shoved a lego up my asshole and had to go to the hospital

 

[TaimuRadiu]

STEWART: You directed Rep. Nunes to refer to you as "Lieutenant Colonel?" Do you always insist on civilians referring to you by your military rank?
VINDMAN: People on Twitter were disrespecting me and my service.


Or, if that's too long, just

VINDMAN: People on Twitter were disrespecting me and my service.

 

[Brain Power]

I've been on the site for a while, but haven't seen any disgusting meat curtain vaginas or horrifying porn. Please point me to them, as I feel I'm missing out!

 

[post]

If you had thrown this ghoulish kid in the room when I was on a meth, g and cialis binge I would have unquestionable been sexually interested

 

[Dwight Schrute]

"We transactivists do too much important work to talk about games on a gaming forum! Cut that out!"

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

>tfw you go see what girly gossip the dainty little ladies in the Beauty Parlor are yapping about and they're all actually gathered around a bunch of corpses and mutant babies.

I recently rediscovered @Yellow Yam Scam's thoughts on the Beauty Parlor and I think it's still as applicable today as it was back then.

 

[Pomniman]

I recently rediscovered @Yellow Yam Scam's thoughts on the Beauty Parlor and I think it's still as applicable today as it was back then.

That shouldn't really surprise anyone. Women love morbid shit.

 

[Thistle]

"XL Chance : 200 Dollars.
Enough Lube to drown someone : 50 Dollars.
A Trip to the emergency room: 2,300 Dollars.
The look on your family's face: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastewrcard." -unknown

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Almost like when you shoot up a few synagogues the people who attend them get antsy about it, I have no fucking idea why, they must just all be evil.

I just do what I do, I don't put much thought into things.
An hour before I cut my ball off, I had never thought of cutting my ball off.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Speaking about the woman condition in african/middle-east countries ?

 

[Floop]

What the fuck is Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning, and why is there a bunch of porn relating to it.

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