random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

he never had a son. he had a daughter with an over sized clit

 

[Spelling Bee]

...why just recently I've sent Jared's cock to Chris perkins and some other high level DnD people, most of Holly's Twitter posts, her friends.

 

[AnOminous]

He's not just a furry "map" is twitter-ese for self-confessed pedophile.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

He's not just a furry "map" is twitter-ese for self-confessed pedophile.

jfc why isn't it legal to murder dogfuckers and pedos

 

[NoFeline]

jfc why isn't it legal to murder dogfuckers and pedos

Well, pretty recently a man in Texas served no time for killing the man who raped his 4 year old daughter. Obviously Texas has a very different culture, but it's a step in the right direction.

 

[Umaibae]

PERSONAL INFORMATION DILDO

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/laur-trueman-rvt01.59219/post-5277335

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Feel free to heap more scorn and abuse my way because I need all of it when it comes time for my heavenly reward.

 

[SiccDicc]

@MrTickles said:

I find baby autopsies oddly appealing. Like there's this stupid, idiotic useless human being getting butchered by a seasoned professional just to determine obvious cause of death. They even remove the brain.

 

[MrTickles]

Yay mum I made it

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

@MrTickles said:

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this is a good candidate for random.txt but you managed to post the quote twice without linking back to the post so we can bask in the full-context autism

 

[SiccDicc]

this is a good candidate for random.txt but you managed to post the quote twice without linking back to the post so we can bask in the full-context autism

It was in chat. Has there been a way to link to a chat post?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I just realized, we ARE gangstalkers.

 

[Maskull]

this is a good candidate for random.txt but you managed to post the quote twice without linking back to the post so we can bask in the full-context autism

It was in chat. Holy Hell but @MrTickles a mess of a human being.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

The Grammy-nominated artist was mid-vape when she said that furries are gross.

 

[Bessie]

Don't speak ill of the banned.

Ahh Yes Kiwi Farms Best known Suicide Hotline group across all the lands of the internet.


So good that we never hear the same person call back twice.

 

[AbyssStarer]

what kind of category 5 homeless nigger hurricane was visited upon her snatch

 

[Big Nasty]

He may have to take a dick up the ass to learn cartoons aren't real. We've all been there.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I am serious about vegans voluntarily regressing and becoming subhuman. They already have a lot of physical and psychological problems due to their diets, it's only logical that they'll become slightly smarter than a toddler in a few couple decades.

While we the sane and well-adjusted of the world (a.k.a. meat eaters) will become the actual master race.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=402asYLG_b0

 

[Freddy Freaker]

I too, want to express my emotions via a fat trans mermaid menacingly holding a pie.

 

[Kitty Nikki]

"You're either a Kiwi faggot or a faggot faggot. But you can't be both, faggot."

"Do not impregnate the Kiwis. That is Chris' job."

"You either die a Kiwi or get killed by a Kiwi. Make your choice."

"Hey shitdick. My eyes are up here."

"Stop reading these quotes and get back to the thread, faggot."

"WE ARE THE ANTI-LGBT GODS. BOW DOWN AND SUBMIT TO OUR DESIRES."

Just a few off the top of my head. If I think of anything good, I'll make note.