random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Wendy Carter]

Every dedicated Kiwifarmer would gladly rape and murder one of their "lolcows" for "the lulz".

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

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I can confirm the rape thing to be true though. Nothing stupid or weird about that.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

People could be rawdogging each other in the middle of the sidewalk right in front of where I'm walking and I'd just walk around, no point in letting it bother me

Lmfao

 

[damian]

I'm my own queero and sailor scout

 

[Harvey Danger]

https://twitter.com/DC_Douglas/status/1141976523349450752

people send me the funniest screen grabs from your cesspool of botched puberty

 

[Beluga]

how is a armadillo with a penis transphobic?

 

[neverendingmidi]

@Beluga
Damn you. I was just coming here to post that.

 

[gun]

if i was sexually aroused by dressing like a woman and having dudes bang me, i would do that because i found it fun.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Is Kate Bush what a pizza would sound like if it could sing? Because that would explain a lot.

 

[Big Nasty]

"lol I ain't distruogibg anything I'm in a fucking wheelchair"

 

[Miss Misery]

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnt...sent_a_dmca_takedown_request_to_kiwi/erar4k7/

they're as bad as it gets. some of the worst people online

lots of women on there too. so evil to a degree the guys here couldn't even conceive of

 

[Antipathy]

broke: penetrating your wife with your penis
woke: penetrating your wife with a loaded flamethrower

 

[Brain Power]

how is a armadillo with a penis transphobic?

 

[janekop]

Have we ever seen Chris's feet?

 

[MediocreMilt]

The Dark Secret of "Americas Big Bass Guru"

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/the-dark-secret-of-americas-big-bass-guru.58088/

 

[Bessie]

Prove to me I'm not a racist. Prove to me I'm a leftist.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/research-on-the-partisan-perception-gap.58007/post-4936887

 

[Vitoze]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/research-on-the-partisan-perception-gap.58007/post-4936887

Alternatively:

No racist ever said "Prove to me I'm not a racist".

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/research-on-the-partisan-perception-gap.58007/page-6#post-4940700

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Mr Magenta quickly tackles Trent to the ground and slams his penis into the anus of a man named Trent. Ejaculate. "Sexual pleasure on the fourth of july, LOL!"

"Sexual relations with anus." Donald Trump says and then quickly tackles trent to the ground and slams his penis into the anus of a man named Trent. Ejaculate.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

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It's always a good day when someone says you don't need brain surgery

 

[Freddy Freaker]