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[Meowthkip]

PROTIP: if you create a tulpa you then cannot get rid of, create a Jackie Chan tulpa to kill it.

 

[NoFeline]

Spoiler

I still hate that, when ejaculating, my penis throbs as it spoots out cum.

EDIT:

The competition is magikarps and I'm a nidoking. None of you can compare to my beauty or skill in the bedroom.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I still hate that, when ejaculating, my penis throbs as it spoots out cum.

EDIT:
The competition is magikarps and I'm a nidoking. None of you can compare to my beauty or skill in the bedroom.

that's so stupid it would make some swell copypasta.

 

[NoFeline]

that's so stupid it would make some swell copypasta.
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Who the FUCK are you calling a Virgin? I've been with more people that you could ever count. I've done everything from BDSM to water sports, and I'm far more attractive than you could ever hope to be. I have guys wanting to stick their dick in me every hour, and guess why...? SPOILER ALERT: I'm one of the cutest motherfuckers in the world. I'm like a succubus I can the bedroom, I can seduce just about anyone. I bet if they could, they'd get heart shaped pupils and nosebleeds as well. Even without boobs or a nice ass, I can still get a hoard of hungry guys. Imagine a sexual version of the walking dead. Trying to compete with me is like a Pichu main trying to take down Mew2king, it just won't happen. The competition is magikarps and I'm a nidoking. None of you can compare to my beauty or skill in the bedroom. With that said, fuck off, hold a cinderblock, and jump in the neartest lake.

 

[damian]

@Army Burger
[True & Honest Fan]
Rape Count: 1

 

[Rand /pol/]

(pasta is code for loli pornography)

 

[Gordon Cole]

And in my defense... I never asked him about sex with the plush doll

 

[OG 666]

cannibalism is haram

 

[Y2K Baby]

Jew porn fucking with us as a culture is banned?

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

"So long Moonie. See you soonie!!" -SAMCRO Joe Cumia

 

[Army Burger]

Waving your dick around in Target, just girly thingz.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Ok but still love your work

 

[IamnottheNSA]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/page-765#post-4852384

Kiwifarms is a shit hole of pathetic people

 

[NoFeline]

And don't worry Joshua I'm coming for you to one day. You'll never even see me coming. I am nothing if not tenacious, and unforgiving. And one day you will pay for everything you fools have attempted to do to me. I am not...Fucking Chris Chan.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I spent more on spilled liquor than most of you spilled on new shoes"

 

[419]

Who says the purpose of penises and vaginas is reproduction? Can you find me a source that proves this?

 

[damian]

I can’t trust you, you work at KiwiFarms

 

[Army Burger]

The best part is dudes saying their balls keep falling out of the sides of the crotch

 

[Freddy Freaker]

How is offering 3K for a dox considering a website "my personal army"? LOL didn't read

 

[ducktales4gameboy]