random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pop-Tart]

On a side note....
If a vorefag can find another vorefag lover..... Why can't I find a cute young virgin caucasian girl with traditional values?

 

[Wendy Carter]

the Reaction Score is soon to replace the Vantage 3.0 Credit Score as the defacto Mark of the Beast through which we can rent an apt, apply for a job or loan and also ascertain a popularity index as well as decide whether to swipe left or right on the upcoming KiwiDate.com affiliate site.

 

[Brain Power]

So apparently there's been reports that nintendo developed a penis detection algorithm to try and keep dicks out of the picture. Penis inspection software <

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"And [the police] told me to stop watching mlp"

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

How stupid are you Oscar. Do you not get how futile your attacks upon me are? Nothing any of you simpletons say will effect me. You blabber on and yet facts are facts. They say everything needed. You try so hard to try to overcome and to shove me into depression.
But others have said early on in this thread that i was very hardened and pushed back as much as pushed upon. So keep pushing. There is one benefit to this. The fragile are safe from you morons. I am unbreakable fuckwit.

 

[qt farmer :)]

I hope my grandma lets me pick up astroglide at the CVS

 

[MediocreMilt]

I feel in a way we should si feel very sorry for eric. And start a group and strike back at these bullies.

You want to push starwars, pokemon, or anime fans to a possibility of suicide? Really..?
What a douchebag..

 

[Unog]

weird thread quote from philosophy zombie

I don't know what I was expecting but holy fuck that whole thread deserves a powerlevel and horrifying rating. Anyway I thought this was pretty good for random.txt:

an exceptional individual bouncing a rubber ball against the wall is having fun, too. The rest of the room is aware they're exceptional.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Rape can not always run smoothly No sometimes it gets broke.Then we have to fix rape.

 

[MediocreMilt]

More people from the left and right are having good conversations with each other, supporting freedom of speech.

Something is brewing, something magical.

 

[UE 558]

“Sincerely,
Colonel J (The Sheriff)” from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/my-plea-to-be-unbanned-from-kiwi-farms.55417/

 

[damian]

I’m just glad we have someone who groomed an innocent child here to talk to us about consent.

...anti-social introverted girl that I am...I Haven't shaved in two days so I can get electrolysis on Monday...
Julie | She/Her | Pansexual & Transgender | Queer | Democratic Socialist

 

[Wendy Carter]

Say it with me: SYSTEMATIC DOG RAPAGE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.

 

[CatParty]

Come on, @CatParty posts some crazy articles but usually I can at least make it past the very first word.

 

[Brain Power]

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"You were born under the sign of The Penis, that means you will grow up to be big and strong, and will have an affinity for power tools"

 

[Wendy Carter]

"You were born under the sign of The Penis, that means you will grow up to be big and strong, and will have an affinity for power tools"

I don't remember this particular Birthsign in Elder Scrolls lore. Is this a leak from the newest title?

 

[2.D.]

"You were born under the sign of The Penis, that means you will grow up to be big and strong, and will have an affinity for power tools"

do vibrators count as power tools?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

do vibrators count as power tools?

Only if 10 inches or more and the vibration is at least 50Hz with an amplitude of 5 mm.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

 

[Army Burger]

Think of yourself as the glue of rape that holds us all together.