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"I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
(from Chris' latest rage about the whole blue arm thing)
 
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"I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction."
"Got golden freddy on the first play"
"rhythm games and acid don't mix. but i set a score while tripping that i still cant beat"
"What kind of story begins with 'I got an exacto knife today'"
[JELLO SQUISH NOISE]
"i got drunk then he took me to the starbucks onboard the ship"
"he stood up, leaned over the balcony, sniffed the air, then went 'someone has weed on this boat'"
"saw a scary face in my meatballs"
"he watched me play on my psp for a good 3 hours"
"the guy with the tuba in the call looked like he was gonna shit his pants"

general summaries of stories i have to tell
 
DOWN ON THE GROUND! DOWN ON THE GROUND! Wait, that's me.
 
Figured I'd make a Church Offering:
"I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even has its own language)"
"Also, there is no 'elephant in the room', because elephants are said to never forget."
"&/or"
 
"GUNS AND ANIME ARE OUR ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST THE LIES!"

"Satan is skyping my wolf soul. Help. Call 911."
 
"Can't pick up chicks? Must be the 'tism"
http://kiwifarms.net/styles/brivium/stylium/beryllium/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngMarineTrainedTard - On Katsu's autisim disgnosis -
 
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