random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[José Mourinho]

That wasn't even idiotic.

no1curr

Threadban.

 

[Kirito]

Who is this Dynastia faggot? He's baiting with bullshit like a pro

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

discuss whether or not the jews rode in a roller coaster to the ovens

http://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-110#post-3938061

 

[Army Burger]

the original girl who posted it commited suicide.

 

[AnOminous]

The autistic smiley really completes it.

 

[darkshadowfox]

The autistic smiley really completes it.

yeah no problem.

 

[Positron]

 

[Army Burger]

you ever sucked a penis before. run your tounge under his raunch cheesy phimosis. i like to pour ranch on it and mix it wirh toe jam and call it blue cheese.

 

[419]

just cos of the word filter

if i drink tard cum am i psychopath

 

[Terror Rism]

I’m not even mad about the animal torture, but how could he LIE to me??

from the latest round of dogfucker drama

 

[AbraCadaver]

from the latest round of dogfucker drama

I think the original quote is even better than my sarcastic paraphrase:

“ It's not even about the bestiality for me anymore, it's about how he couldn't just be honest”

 

[dysentery]

i had no othe way of attracting attention ourside of dog sex and im allergic to dogs.

 

[damian]

Maybe the judge will threaten to hang him on the spot

 

[Army Burger]

your dick isnt big enough to quency my thirst daddy im a fox dont you know were like that zaush comic otter space, you shove your hand in and its infinate realm watchout for the asteroids.

 

[darkshadowfox]

aleast i have an obssession with human penises.

 

[byuu]

aleast i have an obssession with human penises.

 

[Cato]

I think fursuits in general are cute, and I would probably let another faggot fuck me while wearing his murrsuit if that's his thing. But that's never happened and I'm not very outgoing so it probably won't happen.

 

[LN 910]

The official website of the Superior Future!

 

[The Un-Clit]

J for jacking off. A, for tight ass. Co for copious amounts. O for Obvious fools. We saw beyond your plans. B, for blasphemy and you have been cursed by Jacob.

 

[Kirito]

im here to throw people under the bus for making a false beware about me and leaking my fursuit photos and potentially giving me HIV i havent gotten tested yet.