random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

VALIDATE MY ANGER

 

[Army Burger]

But Superman and Captain America would definitely approve of sending butthole pics to Lex Luthor and Red Skull, right?

 

[damian]

Fake comics geeks like you obviously never read the DC/Marvel crossover where Batman and Daredevil took down a Joker/Kingpin teamup by emailing them photos of their "Batpole" and "billy club".

 

[Picklechu]

I decide to log in to kf for the first time in forever and the first thread I see is about bazooka dick sex cult
11/10 didn't expect anything less from this site

 

[Monika H.]

But I am a decent man, @Gym Leader Elesa

 

[Yaoi Zowie]

After reading (parts of) the OP I come to the conclusion that I'd be ok with everyone involved dying.

 

[AprilRains]

WHO FUCKS UP THE WORLD. WE DO WE DO WE DO.

This could be the KF anthem.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

by the way stupid i have been to a psychiatrist and NO AUTISM you mentally devoid simpleton

 

[HY 140]

"So are you saying I shouldn't talk about my lettuce fetish here?"

 

[Cilleystring]

Soren put a laugh on Russell's status. That last comment.

 

[AnOminous]

Soren put a laugh on Russell's status. That last comment. View attachment 575739

The executive branch can't amend laws. Pretty standard slurping from Russ.

 

[IV 445]

DO NOT LET KIWI FARMS KNOW

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

“Michael in the Potty was doing great until he stomped on the floor and scared me.”
https://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.php?page=4&thread=1111051

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Heinrich Himmler was last seen: Viewing thread Write a lewd fantasy with the user above you, A moment ago

 

[Raging Capybara]

Some interesting quotes:

This is random.txt goldmine:

"man, FUCK KiwiFarms and fuck the TERFs who let their sad asses lick their moon-energy-wombynginas."

"People like this made me repress myself when i was on the 'meme' end of facebook in 2015."

"a Kiwifarmer is more like an attempt at a clock made by a dipshit sitting in the back eating boogers and calling people around them f***ots all day."

"I hate sado-politics."

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

But yeah, I'd like a cure. Better than being in absolute agony every time I hear a loud noise or loving the smell of shit.....least I don't smear it on my face and pretend I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator anymore.

 

[MeerkatMarauder41]

Wow. I'm famous.

 

[damian]

I like to pretend BlackFridaySale is part of some death cult with other light-skinned niggas. They fight to the death and the winner gets to collect the loser's melanin in the hopes of becoming "the most melaninated".

 

[Karl Franz]

"authorities simply told me to log off and informally warned for saying kill all men"
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-a...h-samamsalahuddin.42337/page-144#post-3908531

 

[not william stenchever]

“You are a murderous tyrant. Therefore, I respect you.” the Cephalopods from the Undying Mercenaries books can be some funny squids